Sixth, repatriation to Yang

After the "eight-day tour" in the prefecture, Zhen Shuai was sent back to Yang. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The king of Hades personally approved, the four major judges ran errands, and there was no one like him who was treated like him.

Under the special case, this relevant procedure will naturally be simplified. Ordinary ghosts have to go through the procedures that may not be completed in a year, and the judges can do it for him in half a day.

Repatriation is an official act of autonomy, and of course there is no need for Zhen Shuai's consent.

In order to prevent Zhen Shuai from overreacting, he said something "rebellious". After Judge Cui finished the meeting with Hades, he sent the "oily head and noodles" to Zhen Shuai's residence and sealed his mouth with special dungeon tape. It is said that this tape will disappear automatically when it reaches the yang world, but in the underworld, only a few privileged people can remove it.

By the way, by the way, it is also to enhance the image, since a few years ago, the once popular "bull head and horse noodles" in the underground have been replaced by the more lethal "oily head noodles".

Meng Fo was well-informed, and rushed to see him off before Zhen Shuai officially "set off".

Of course, he didn't come empty-handed.

Meng Fo brought thousands of "creditor's rights" transfer agreements in order to officially take over all the "assets" left by Zhen Shuai in the prefecture.

Meng Fo took out two agreements, handed them to "Oil Head" and "Noodles" respectively, and then said, "Two, can you make it convenient and give us some personal time, and give these more important things." ”

"Oil Head" and "Noodles" took a look, but it was a debt release statement from the two of them. It turned out that the two of them also secretly came to gamble that day, and wrote a huge IOU. Today, they were ordered to seal Zhen Shuai's mouth, and they were actually very worried in their hearts, for fear that Meng Fo would take the IOU to their boss to retaliate.

But Meng Fo not only did not blame them for sealing his partner's mouth, but also took the initiative to show favor and release the debt.

"Oil Head" nodded in agreement, but "Powder" was still a little hesitant: "Meng Fo, you don't have to please us like this, do you, what's the conspiracy?"

"Look at what you said, what kind of conspiracy can I have?" Meng Fu squeezed out a smile, "Aren't I worried that he will refuse to transfer all his debts to me in front of you." You also know the temper of this little friend, and no one can stop him. For the sake of those thousands of IOUs, I have no choice but to give up the two of you. Mutual benefit, mutual benefit!"

"Alright!" said Powder, relenting, "but you try to hurry." We, each person can only give you a stick of incense for a while. ”

Two sticks of incense?

Enough is enough. Meng Fo's original plan was only half a stick of incense.

Zhen Shuai knew that he was going back to the yang world, and he had no interest in gambling and those number plates, so he signed those transfer agreements very happily, and there was no need for Meng Fo to waste his tongue.

Meng Fo also had no authority to tear the tape off Zhen Shuai's mouth, so he had to speak alone, and then Zhen Shuai nodded or shook his head to give feedback.

Friends, what Meng Buddha said was naturally some words of advice. For example, when you return to the yang world, don't gamble anymore, gambling money there is a fraud, do more practical things on weekdays, talk less big, and your luck will always improve; take care of yourself in the yang world, the days are long, don't rush back to see him......

When Zhen Shuai buried himself in signing the transfer agreement, Meng Fo secretly took out a fist-sized milky white ball and put it on Zhen Shuai's head. Then little by little, little by little, it was pressed into Zhen Shuai's head.

After two sticks of incense, Meng Fo took the agreement signed by Zhen Shuai and left happily; the "oily noodles" also carefully picked up the "Debt Discharge Statement" signed by Meng Fo and Zhen Shuai, and sent them away with a smile; Zhen Shuai fell asleep because of "overwork."

Zhen Shuai is still "lucky", although he has been dead for nearly ten days, his body has not been cremated, and has been stored in a low-temperature refrigerator in the morgue. There were experts in this area in the underworld, and it didn't take much effort to restore his body. Of course, time is tight, this "work" is a bit rough, in addition to the face engineering on the face is in place, the recovery of other parts of the body is only re-possessed of the activity of the living body, and many places have not been able to deal with the accumulation of qi and blood that is temporarily unharmed.

The reason why his body was so well preserved was mainly because the related claims were not resolved. After all, he suddenly appeared in front of the "accident vehicle", and it happened that the monitoring equipment failed that day, so the police, Zhen Shuai's parents, and the car owners who suffered losses in that accident quarreled during this time.

In the end, it was Zhen Shuai's resurrection that helped them solve this problem: everyone was not responsible for the events of that day.

The underworld has quite mature memory and trace erasing technology, and Meng Po Tang is not in vain.

Of course, it is strange that such a large number of people have been forcibly erased from the memories of the nine days. In order to apologize, Judge Choi moved the date of death of these people in the book of life and death by nine days after consulting the king of Hades, and the corresponding life state was the period of "returning to the light". In the future, I am afraid that it will also be, and a few families will be happy and a few will be sad.

When Zhen Shuai opened his eyes, he found that he was lying in the dormitory, and there was nothing abnormal in his bed, and he thought that he was just having a strange dream.

Yin and yang were reversed, and it was almost noon when he left the underworld, and when he returned to the yang world, it was already night. Except for Ma Ming, who was still watching a small movie with an iPad, the other brothers had fallen asleep.

Whether it's true or not, after all, he also went around the underworld and came back, Zhen Shuai was a little inexplicably excited, and he wasn't sleepy, so he got up and got out of bed, wanting to go to Ma Ming's place and join in the fun.

Although Zhen Shuai is not keen on island country action movies, after all, he is young, so he can't help but glance at it.

His sudden appearance startled Ma Ming, and his hands couldn't help shaking, and he actually threw the ipad to the ground, making a crisp sound.

Zhen Shuai wanted to help him pick it up, but Ma Ming shouted loudly: "Don't move, I'll come by myself!"

There is still a trill!

This shout brought Zhen Shuai's thoughts back to the familiar "decaying years" at once. Only then did he remember that he was no longer in the underworld, and in the yang world, he was just an unlucky guy who was avoided by others, not being treated, and had no fans.

The heat in Zhen Shuai's heart was poured into his heart. He ignored Ma Ming and returned to his bed with a sad face.

How good it is to stay in the underworld, why did you bring me back.

At this moment, the Chacha Division had just rushed into the mansion of Hades, holding an A4 piece of paper in his hand, looking excited and disheveled.

Hades was watching the latest blockbuster in the yang world, and when he saw him breaking in so embarrassed, he was a little displeased: "Why are you printing things indiscriminately again?" I don't know if I'm promoting paperless office, if this is for people to bump into, where will I put my face?"

The inspector did not reply immediately, he was already out of breath, and he had to breathe a sigh of relief.

Hades misunderstood, thinking that it was nothing important, and turned his head to the big screen again.

"It's a big deal", the inspector finally relieved himself and raised the A4 paper in his hand, "Our chief programmer has resigned!"

"Just quit, what's all the fuss", Hades frowned, "It's just a programmer, it's better to recruit another one." There aren't many programmers from the sun, right?"

"How can there be so many!" muttered the inspector in a low voice. Over the years, there have been many programmers who have left the yang world. But among them, the really awesome ones were either snatched away by Heavenly Court, or they were judged to be pretending to be forced and sent to the furnace. Those who can stay in the underworld are all hard-pressed "programmers". The one who just resigned was finally discovered by the Inspectorate.

"Let's not talk about this for a while, the big thing you are talking about doesn't mean the resignation of programmers, right?"

"Oh, of course it's not just that," the inspector relieved, "he wrote a paragraph in his resignation letter!"