Sixty-eight, rob to be a boyfriend
Zhu Xiaoqing sat down casually, as if she hadn't noticed the young man's groping pig hands at all.
Seeing that the hindsight got the golden position, the young man was naturally angry, not only did he still not get up to give way, but also deliberately stumbled, so that the hindsight suffered a small loss.
The hindsight is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he took the opportunity to pounce on Zhu Xiaoqing and eat tofu beautifully.
The young man's eyes were hot, and he couldn't listen to the music anymore, so he took off his headphones and began to close his eyes and recuperate.
How could Zhu Xiaoqing let him go, and gently patted him with his hand: "You kid, do you want to soak me?"
The two men shook their heads at the same time, the young man's eyes closed tighter, and his ears became different, and the hindsight straightened his waist normally: "That's right, a beauty like you should be worthy of a hero like you!"
His straightforwardness was somewhat unexpected by the beauties, Zhu Xiaoqing put the beautiful big eyes to the maximum size, and also struck the iron while it was hot, and added a fierce material: "Heroes are not heroes, you don't count if you say it yourself." It's not hard to be my boyfriend. As long as you try to compete with the handsome guy next to you, see who slaps you fast, and the first hundred hits will win, and you must be able to hear it!"
"Damn, why give him a chance", the hindsight was not happy, "Besides, this kid is already asleep, can we change someone to compare, such as ......"
Smack, smack, smack......
The young man had already opened his eyes and fanned his mouth.
The people nearby all stood up, and an old aunt kindly reminded Ma Houpao: "Young man, what are you doing in a daze? You should also fan it quickly, don't let the kid pick up the cheap, the eldest lady is optimistic about you." ”
The hindsight still didn't move, here, there must be a story, just yesterday, he just witnessed a wonderful show of slapping the face, and it was obviously a revision in front of him, how could he casually jump into the pit dug by others.
Hum!
Zhu Xiaoqing glanced at the hindsight contemptuously and turned her head out of the window.
Seeing that the afterthought was not fanned, the young man had already hesitated to put down his hand, and when he saw Zhu Xiaoqing's reaction, he hurriedly masochized himself excitedly, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
"100, I'll win!" the young man stopped his hand and let out a cheer.
The people who watched the excitement all around shook their heads and sat down, that young man, who was very brave at the beginning, why did he turn off the fire at the critical moment? It is a pity that it turns into a one-man show.
"Dude, let's change seats", the young man got up, stood up, and patted the aftermath on the shoulder, "I am willing to lose the bet, I have to sit with my girlfriend!"
"Who is your girlfriend?" Zhu Xiaoqing turned her head back, "Did I say that I want to be a girlfriend for the winner?" Sister is a new woman of the times, she likes the weak, and she is more qualified to be my boyfriend than the loser. Isn't that right, dear?"
The last few words are said to the afterthought.
"Yes, that's right, only a fool will slap himself desperately when the rules are not clear!" said in hindsight, so dangerous, fortunately I experienced it once yesterday, otherwise it would have been a big mess today.
"You cheat!" The young man was in a hurry, so he was about to jump over and grab Zhu Xiaoqing, "No, it's okay, whoever slaps 100 times first, you will be someone's girlfriend!"
"Oops, I'm still ashamed and angry", Zhu Xiaoqing stuck out her tongue, hid behind the horse, and then raised her mobile phone and replayed the recording just now.
"Yes, yes, this girl is right, she just said that whoever reaches the hundred first wins, but she didn't say whether she would win or lose!"
"Old thing, it's none of your business here", the young man glanced at the lumpy muscles displayed by the hindsight, and didn't dare to step forward again, so he poured his anger on the aunt.
"Little deflated three, who do you say is the old thing?" The three strong men stood up and glared angrily at the young man!
"I didn't say it", the young man looked at his little arms and legs, sweating profusely, "Brothers, spare me, I didn't mean to." ”
"Children, we are civilized people, we can't be rude", the old aunt spoke, staring at the young man with extremely deep eyes: "That's good, aunt, I appreciate your courage just now, you just continue to slap yourself, let's have two 250 strokes first!"
Boom, the young man fell directly under the chair.
"It's really useless", the old aunt turned her head to the afterthought: "Young man, it's still you, calm down, and finally hug the beauty, old lady, I like to watch such a good show." When you get married, remember to send me a letter to my aunt, and I will give you a big red envelope. Dick, bring me your business card. ”
Ma Houcang sat down with a thousand thanks, only to find that the young man, who didn't know when he slipped away, really wanted to get up to check, and a jade hand stretched out.
"Leave that kid alone, no one bother, isn't it good?" Zhu Xiaoqing broke the head of the hindsight with her hand, "From now on, I'm your girlfriend, don't you plan to do something?"
"I", happiness came too suddenly, and the blood in the afterthought body boiled, "Is it really possible?"
"Well, I don't have much experience in this area, it's all up to you", Zhu Xiaoqing's eyes were full of tenderness, but she stretched out her other hand and struck it the waist of the hindsight.
The hindsight was sweating in pain, but he didn't dare to speak, and his brain suddenly sobered up, everything just now was to cooperate with the unbelievably beautiful woman in front of her, acting and playing tricks, which had nothing to do with feelings, and could not rise to the realm of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Under the prompting of the other party's eyes, the hindsight found his position and sat down cautiously.
When the plane was about to take off, Zhu Xiaoqing began to entertain the afterthought: "You still touch your hands, don't rub on your thighs, through your pants, and I'm afraid of itching!"
Hey, an old man eavesdropping in the back had a heart attack and collapsed in his seat.
On the first class side, Fan Wusheng, who "couldn't negotiate" with Xie Bi'an, came to his seat with a pout, and sat down directly without looking at the lewd man.
The lewd man hurriedly moved his body outside again, preparing for a large-scale contact.
At this moment, Fan Wusu suddenly slipped under his feet, directly moved most of his body outward, and in the process of swaying, he threw out the elbow that was close to the obscene man's side and smashed it the root of the guy's life.
It was a long-planned Muay Thai elbow blow, the lewd man's face turned green all of a sudden, and the two dead fish eyes quickly rolled a few times, and before he could say a word, he fainted directly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry", Fan Wusu hurriedly got up and apologized, but he smelled a strong smell.
Lewd man, incontinent and urinary.
"Beauty", Fan Wusu pinched his nose and waved his hand to beckon the flight attendant, "This guy stinks to death, I want to change seats!"
"I'm really sorry," the flight attendant was a little embarrassed, "there are more passengers today, and there are no empty seats here." ”
"No, isn't there a seat there?" Fan Wuxuan pointed to the left rear, side by side with Zhen Shuai, and the two seats on the other side.
Michelin tires were lying there, one person occupying two seats.