"Are you sure you want to change there?" The flight attendant was a little hesitant, the tonnage of the fat passenger was too big, and there was not much room left, and, with her many years of work experience, the fat man was not a good thing, she was worried that the little girl would suffer, so she pointed to the economy class: "Or, I'll go over there and find you a seat, I remember that there was a passenger just now, and he got off the plane temporarily." ”

"Don't", Fan Wuxuan deliberately shook his head, hypocritical, "It's not easy for people to sit in first class once, so they don't go to the economy class to squeeze with others!"

"Okay, then I'll try to communicate with this passenger!" the stewardess lost her temper, walked over, crouched down, and gently woke up the Michelin tires.

"What's the matter, why did you wake me up?" Michelin tires squeezed out the two small eyes the size of mung beans from the meat mass, looked at the flight attendant angrily, and at the same time quietly pushed the meat ball near the limbs, ready to take advantage of the flight attendant.

"I want to change my position and be next to you", Fan Wusu appeared in time, pulled the stewardess behind him, away from the salted pork, "The one next to me is incontinent, I really can't sit!"

"Yes, no problem", Michelin tires saw that the prey took the initiative to come to the door, and it was too late to be happy, how could there be any reason to refuse, so he hurriedly drove the meat ball on his body and gave up the seat next to him that he had just occupied.

"Thank you!" Fan Wusu sent a sweet smile and raised his leg to take a seat.

The plane took off quickly, and while it was still climbing, the Michelin tires were impatient, threw out the meat ball on their bodies, and threw themselves on the thin girl next to them.

Fan Wusu was silent, did not say anything to stop it, and did not make an evasive action, Michelin tires were overjoyed, and the salted pork army pressed on it vigorously!

Whoa!

With this sound, Fan Wusu already had a wide tape on his hand, and on the glued side, there was a thin layer of flesh-colored substance, and there were many red spots, which were distributed in between.

Michelin tires grinned, and hurriedly collected the corps of salted pork, and there was a large piece of it, the flesh on the skin was gone, revealing a red piece, and it looked like blood would soon seep out.

"Oops, I'm sorry", Fan Wuxu pretended to be surprised, "I'm removing body hair, I didn't expect it to stick to you by mistake, I'm sorry!"

Who are you fooling, do you need to use such a strong duct tape to remove body hair?

Michelin tires suffered a dark loss, but they didn't dare to make a noise, who let him stretch the salted pork to other people's territory.

This little girl is not easy to mess with, and the Michelin tires, which are already so painful that she can no longer continue to pretend to sleep, release her mung bean eyes again, and start looking for other targets, ready to have fun in time.

There are eight seats in the first class, but there is only one female passenger, and she is still a master who can't be messed with, so Michelin tires hit the stewardess with a bad idea.

The opportunities were all created by themselves, and Michelin tires used his meat ball to secretly attack the passengers in front of them, creating the illusion of suffocation on the other side, and luring the two flight attendants over.

Michelin tires also took the initiative to help, placing the two fat hands on the bright side under the shoulders of the passengers in front of them to help support them, and at the same time, at the waist and abdomen, all the other meat balls were concentrated, ready to attack at any time.

Syllable!

The flight attendant, who was far away from the Michelin tires, was slapped the buttocks.

"Sir, please be respectful!" the stewardess hurriedly turned around and scolded Zhen Shuai angrily. There were three men behind her, Xie Bi'an had been lying on the window looking at the scenery, and the Michelin tires couldn't be freed, so he was the only one who was suspicious.

"Beauty, don't wronged people, you have to talk about evidence in everything", Zhen Shuai is not willing to carry this black pot, and argues with reason.

"Okay, when I'm done, I'll call the police over and reason with you!"

As soon as she turned around, the salted pork attacked again, through the short skirt, touching and kneading.

"It's over!" the stewardess was completely furious and turned around angrily.

With a tear, the fabric on the stewardess's short skirt was directly ripped off a large piece, revealing infinite scenery.

The stewardess was stupid, and the Michelin tires were stupid. He had just calculated the time and could take back the salted pork in time, but somehow someone was smeared with super glue and firmly stuck to the short skirt of the flight attendant, which was the only thing that happened.

The evidence is conclusive, and the evidence is clear.

The police officers quickly came to administer justice, record the relevant information, and righteously demanded that Michelin tires apologize to the flight attendants, and reminded them to be prepared for the various punishments that followed.

Michelin tires quickly regained their demeanor, and in the face of the aggressive momentum of the police, they neither defended nor apologized, but just sneered, took out a work card from their bodies, and handed it over.

The police officer took the work card, only glanced at it, and the sweat on his forehead came out, and then reflexively, his legs were together, and he gave a standard military salute: "Good leader!"

Another flight attendant hurriedly leaned over to look, and then screamed: "Mom, I'm still a big leader." Xiaofang, I advise you, forget about this matter, just take it as a misunderstanding. ”

The victim, the flight attendant Xiaofang, was still wiping her tears: "No, no matter how big an official is, it's not easy to make him, I must let him go to jail!"

"Xiaofang, don't be excited", the police officer was anxious, leaned in Xiaofang's ear, and muttered a few words.

"Ah, such a big leader", Xiaofang was also stunned and at a loss.

"Okay, I'll tell you the truth", Michelin Tire motioned to the police to return the work card, and began to make an important speech: "I am here for an unannounced visit this time to check the quality of your service." Now it looks pretty good, your team is very good, and you completely take care of the passengers as relatives, and I will let the bureau give you a certificate of merit when you go back, and you will be promoted and raised!"

"Thank you, leader!" The police officer was overjoyed, and hurriedly pulled Xiaofang to thank him.

"This little comrade's clothes are torn, I'll pay you one!" Michelin tires continued to show leadership, pointing to the luggage rack above with his hand: "Go to my suitcase, the pink one, choose any one!"

"Scum!" Xie Bi'an, who was still looking at the scenery, couldn't help but complain.

"Little friend, how can you talk?" The police are not happy, whoever can't get along with his job, he can't get along with whom.

"The plane is out of order", Xie Bi'an suddenly changed the topic, "The engine on my side has stopped." ”

"Who are you bluffing, you can't see the engine in that position!" the police officer laughed, and this alone gave him a reason to send the other party to prison.

At this moment, the co-pilot ran out, with an ugly expression on his face, he beckoned, motioned for several colleagues to come over, and then whispered: "The engine has failed, and the internal communication system is also broken." You go and secretly call the captain over and discuss countermeasures!"

"Ah?!" The police also panicked, who is not afraid of death?

"Comrade, come here", Michelin tires also saw that something was wrong, and waved to the police.

"Leader", the police officer walked over tremblingly, with a bitter face: "The plane's engine and communication system are broken, and we are dead!"

"Who said that?" said Michelin tires, still aggressive, "go get your pilot, I need to use your parachute!"

"Scum!" this time it was the two flight attendants who spoke, and they had no scruples when they saw that they couldn't survive.

Michelin tires didn't pay any attention to them, and rushed directly to the cab, the police did not move, and the co-pilot did not stop them.