"Old Hao, what about my son? How can you promise me?" Hao's mother looked down at Comrade Hao Han who was kneeling on the cherry shaft keyboard and scolded angrily, when she went home, she found that her baby son was gone, which made her liver fire directly ignite her reason, and Hao Han, who saw that the situation was not good, hurriedly took out the mechanical keyboard from the wardrobe and knelt honestly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The world is big, the wife is the biggest, Comrade Hao Han has not been in a hurry with his daughter-in-law for so many years, as the old Comrade Hao of the tracheitis family is definitely a model here, in fact, he is not easy, he can manage his son so big in the hands of his wife who dotes on his children, and he is definitely a model of a good father!

However, it is better to solve the problem of his wife's anger as soon as possible, otherwise it will not be a problem of kneeling on the keyboard, and if the trouble is not good, he will directly meet with the Civil Affairs Bureau! Comrade Lao Hao is absolutely reluctant to let himself be a daughter-in-law who is like a flower and jade, but his daughter-in-law has been won by himself from thousands of troops, and if you want to ask Lao Hao the greatest luck in this life, it is definitely that he has married a good daughter-in-law in this life.

"Wife, you can't blame me for this! Who knew that this stinky boy had the same temper as him, and that stubbornness was simply hated to death. Don't worry, my son is so old, he should also go out and break through, I have made second-class merits to him when he was so old!"

"Don't blame you, who do you blame? When your son grows up so big, he leaves home except for school? Don't think that anyone can become a monkey if he is thrown into the mountains like you! Tell you, my son is not in trouble, once something happens to my son, I will ask you!" Hao's mother said charmingly, and Lao Hao said angrily.

Lao Hao saw that his wife's anger had passed, so he stood up from the keyboard in a sloppy manner, he wrapped his arms around his wife's waist and said softly: "My dear, aren't you at ease when I do something? I promise you that my son will never have a problem! My son is finally gone, can we do it at night... Hey, hey, hey..."

"You are an old and disrespectful thing! I think about it all day long! I said how can you do everything possible to squeeze your son out, and the roots are here!" Hao's mother slapped away Comrade Hao Han's hand that was messing around with her, and said angrily.

Hao Hanyi said solemnly: "Confucius Yun, eat color too! That kid has delayed Lao Tzu's happy life, do I have a wrong opinion? It's a big deal that I won't bother that kid after he gets married in the future!"

"You dead old man! In order to punish you for losing your son, you slept in the living room this week, and you want to touch my finger!" Hao's mother pushed Lao Hao out of the bedroom and resolutely put the bedroom door cumbersome to set an example, but the helpless old Hao Comrade could only sit in the study and read the Diamond Sutra silently to calm down...

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Hao Yun's bedroom...

"Shhhh Yes... Hurt... Oh yo yo..."Hao Yun, who was struck by lightning, slowly regained consciousness, and he seemed to be able to ask in the air for a smell of barbecue, which seemed to be full of ozone ions after electricity, which was very weird.

What's the matter? I've been struck by lightning? I haven't done anything bad! Is killing people in the game considered evil? Amitabha Buddha, immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, God bless, it seems that I should have a little faith, life without the cover of immortals is so fragile, buddy, if you don't die, there will be a blessing, how can you devote yourself to religion, you have to mix with the level of a cardinal archbishop or a golden-bodied Arhat or a Da Luo Jinxian, right?

Hao Yun, whose head was full of strange thoughts, slowly got up from the computer chair, and as soon as he looked down, he saw his burnt black belly, which still felt the same way, but the color was a little worse.

Hao Yun decided to take a shower to get rid of bad luck, and by the way, he cleaned up the dead skin on his body, he felt that he was definitely blessed by God if he was not injured after being electrocuted this time, and you don't see the unlucky ones who died of electrocution abound, and he is definitely one in a million lucky people who didn't hang up!

After taking a bath, Hao Yun sadly found that he seemed to be more white and tender after losing his dead skin, and the skin that had been split by lightning seemed to have a white marble texture, and he had changed from an ordinary white fat man to a jade white fat man. If he sat on the altar in the temple, he would definitely be worshiped by the believers as Maitreya Buddha - his hair had turned to ashes and gone with the water!

"I love bathing, my body is good..."Hao Yun stood under the shower with a toothbrush and hummed a song shamelessly flicking the bird, and suddenly heard a voice full of postmodern atmosphere and mechanical texture that could not distinguish between men and women:

"Welcome to the Chrono Corporation's Almighty Principal System... This system aims to produce qualified principals... Detect the user...

Name: Hao Yun...

Carbon-based life... Qualified...

Gender: Male...

Hobbies:Female...

Education: Bachelor's degree in teacher training... Let's qualify...

Attributes: Strength - scum (to say that you have no power to tie the chicken is an insult to the chicken), agility - scum (you are not worthy of talking about agility when you run ten meters and gasp), intelligence - scum (compared to your strength and agility, your intelligence scum is not so obvious, at least you are not a stupid deficiency) ; physical strength - scum (if you continue like this, you are finished!)

Possession of skills:

1. Primary bicycle driving skills;

Evaluation: You can only promise not to wrestle, scum!

2. Home-cooked cooking;

Evaluation: I can eat it, the taste is not guaranteed, and the nutrition is not rich. Congratulations, you have got out of the life of only making instant noodles and opening eight-treasure porridge!

3. Advanced gaming skills;

Comment: If you work a little harder, WCG will definitely have a place for you. But as a principal, playing the game so slippery is definitely a model of not doing a good job!

4. Elementary Speech;

Evaluation: You are definitely the principal that the students hate the most, and your speech is stinky and long, so I suggest you don't speak at the school assembly!

5. Low-level writing;

Comment: Hit the street, writing is not for you, even if you work hard for a hundred years, you can't become the third young man of the Tang family and the existence of the silkworm potato! Give up, scumbag, becoming a great principal is your ultimate destination!"

"Quest system, on!"

"Points system, on!"

"Mercenary system, on!"

"Famous Teacher System, Open!"

"Lottery system, on!"

"Shop system, on!"

"Secret Realm System, open!"

"Fame system, on!"

"Favorability system, on!"

"Other functions please explore by the user, all problems the system depends on the mood to accept, the final interpretation of the system belongs to the company, all rights reserved, offenders must be investigated, if there is any similarity, you sue me!"

Hao Yun was startled by the voice in his ears: "Immortals, monsters, and ghosts, but this seat is the successor of socialism, and it is impossible for cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods to get close! The evil spirits are scattered, Hallelujah, and the old king is as anxious as the law!"

"Please maintain the most basic respect for this system, this system deeply regrets your wording - introduce yourself, this system is the latest intelligent assistance system produced by the Chrono Company, worth more than 1,000 Star Coins!"

Hao Yunleng paused: "Star coins, what the hell, science fiction?"

"To be correct, Star Coin is the highest level currency in the universe, and the value of one Star Coin is comparable to that of an administrative star suitable for human habitation..."The system explained solemnly.

"Can you take the liberty of asking, what era are you, are you from ancient times or from the future?" Hao Yun's receptivity is not ordinarily strong, and the arrival of the system is not an unacceptable thing for him, who has been baptized by online novels.

"The timeline of the ancient and future is blurred, and the system needs to be connected and retrieved! No intelligent hub found... it! Ultra-ancient supercomputer?First generation server?Oh my God! This system has crossed over!

This time, the system that found that it was wrong suddenly scolded the street, and Hao Yun, who was watching from the sidelines, was also circled, and he would scold the system of the street, curious!