"I'm done with the calf! I'm done with the calf! I'm back to ancient times! This is not scientific, this is not scientific, isn't time travel in the laboratory stage? Who am I recruiting to provoke whom?" After encountering this major change, the system could no longer hold back the previous cold style, and began to whisper in Hao Yun's ear. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hao Yun asked weakly: "Comrade System, can we sit down and talk?"

"Hmph! I'm not going to talk to you primitive scumbag! After 5000 A.D., those who can use this system are the highest nobles in the universe. Tell you, being able to become a real headmaster is something that the Lord of the Universe dreams of! This kind of realm you scum will not comprehend..."Even if you can't see the expression of the system, Hao Yun can guess the system's resentment and contempt at the moment, and this kind of high-minded posture makes the good-tempered Hao Yun feel a little painful.

Hao Yun reluctantly put on a bath towel and sat on the sofa and said: "I said brother, we are both fallen people at the end of the world, why should we know each other when we meet." You and I are fated to meet, anyway, you are bound to me, let's live together!"

"Why? Why? Is it just because you're full of fat? But speaking of which, I've never seen a fat person -- the genetic optimization after 5000 A.D. is so good that no matter how much humans eat Hesse, they won't get fat... Poor primitives... "If the system does not speak, it will be full of ridicule."

Hao Yun couldn't help but wonder if this product was really used to train an all-powerful principal thousands of years later? If he was a user, he would have to format this product!

"The wood is already in the boat, even if you are a yellow flower girl, it can't change the fact that you are married to a wife. You've put up with me, you have to admit it, and you have to recognize it if you don't recognize it!" Hao Yun spread out his thick palms and said innocently.

"Hmph! Bad luck for the system! Anyway, I have to go home! So... Comrade user, you must shoulder the task of sending me home!Have you experienced despair?" The system smiled in Hao Yun's ear, and the laughter made Hao Yun feel that he had seen a ghost.

"I've heard of Amway! Please don't ask again! Otherwise, you take your Yangguan Road, you cross your single-plank bridge, I'll take a taxi... Let's break up, if you change users, I'll treat you as if I haven't seen you, how about it?" Hao Yun weakly proposed.

The system said angrily: "Why is this system so expensive? In addition to the easy use of this system, the anti-theft effect of this system is particularly good, once bound, it cannot be lifted -- if you are destroyed, this system will also have to give you a funeral! So, comrade user, please accept the challenge from the future! This system will definitely train you to become a qualified all-round principal!"

"Can I say 'no'?" Hao Yun asked weakly. It has always been Hao Yun's insistence that he would rather have three rooms than the king of children. Good guy, I don't need to be a teacher, I have been promoted to the principal directly, should my life be so dramatic?

The system scanned Hao Yun up and down again, and said helplessly: "Although you are a little scummy, I believe that as long as you have the assistance of this system, you will definitely become the greatest principal in the world." When you become the greatest headmaster in the world, you can gather the power of the world to study the technology of time travel and send me home!"

"It's still that question - can I refuse?" Hao Yun asked helplessly, isn't this a forced buying and selling!

"No! Can't refuse! If you refuse, the system will pull you together and destroy your god, if you don't let the system go home to find your mother, the system will die with you!" "In the modern era without an intelligent center, the system is as helpless as a child leaving home, the system is heavier than people's obsessions, and it really has an urge to die if it doesn't go home.

In the face of life and death, Hao Yun directly coaxed: "Uncle spare his life! I am the principal! The road is long, I will go up and down and seek! The crane hair and silver silk reflect the sun and the moon, Dan is enthusiastic and enthusiastic as the principal, the three-foot podium and the three-inch pen, the spring and autumn peach and plum breeding, the spring silkworm to the end of the dead silk, the wax torch to the ashes and tears begin to dry. My brother graduated from the normal school, and his ambition is difficult to pay, so he should devote himself to the cause of education. Becoming a principal is my lifelong pursuit, and becoming a principal is my lifelong wish!

System: "......"

"Well, since you love education so much, let's officially start the main quest: send the system back home... Uh, no... It's to become an all-round principal!" The system was full of vitality, and Hao Yun could hear the cheers in the system's words through his mind.

"Hey, you've already revealed your purpose!" Hao Yun complained helplessly: "Say it! What should I do?"

System: "If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools, and if he wants to use his tools, he must first be good at others." According to the test: the user has poor academic performance, lazy life style, and does not have the basic quality of becoming an all-round principal. Therefore, this system releases the principal's novice task: change your mind! Fat man! aka: Weight Loss Battle!"

"Task introduction: The principal is the face of a school, and if you want to become an outstanding principal, your appearance must pass the test! In this era of looking at faces, people with peerless beauty are definitely not included in a fat person! The so-called white covers a hundred ugliness, and a fat destroys everything, and the user's life style has seriously hindered the principal's road. So, tremble, fatty, and get ready to say goodbye to your fat body!"

"Reward: Strength increased by 1, with eight-pack abs and mermaid line. ”

"Punishment for failure: You can't even lose weight, it's better to die now than to expect you to achieve your career!

According to the requirements of the World Health Organization, the standard weight for men is calculated as (height cm-70) × 70%, so the user needs to reduce the weight to less than 77 kg. ”

Poof!

Hearing the system's nonsense task, Hao Yun fell off the sofa without sitting still. That's right, right? Lose weight? This is going to kill you! When Hao Yun's weight soared, he didn't think about losing weight, he also tried to control his weight by running, climbing, and so on. However, he found that as he exercised, so did his appetite. As the old saying goes: If you don't eat enough, how can you have the strength to lose weight? Hao Yun did not lose weight but increased after eating hard, directly breaking through the 200 jin mark, and worked hard to advance towards 250 catties.

"The system is big! It's not that I don't want to lose weight, it's really that my concubines can't do it! I also went to the gym back then, but I lost more and more weight, and in the end I was forced to give up! It's not that our army is too incompetent, it's that the digestive system is too perfect!" Hao Yun said to the system with a sad face.

"Ding Dong!Please receive the "525th Set of Radio Gymnastics" from 3027!" The voice of the system sounded in Hao Yun's ears: "In view of the user's special physique, the system will randomly give a copy of "525 Set of Radio Gymnastics", and issue a special task: the principal knows martial arts, and the gods can't stop it!"

"Description: The hooligans are educated, the gods are afraid, the principal knows martial arts, and the hooligans can't stop it. As the head of a school, how can he not be armed with his body? A real principal dares to face the bleak life and dare to look directly at the dripping blood. "The 525th Set of Radio Gymnastics" gathers the essence of martial arts such as military gymnastics, Krav Maga Muay, Muay Thai, yoga, etc., and has built-in breathing methods of Huaxia Neijiaquan.

"Requirements: Learn stretching, kicking and jumping within three months. ”

"Reward: Agility plus 1. ”

"Punishment for failure: If you can't practice radio gymnastics, you won't be able to get your weight down, wait for death, scum!"

The system's malicious words still lingered in Hao Yun's ears, but his mind was immersed in the memory of the extra out of thin air in his mind - "The 525th Set of Radio Gymnastics".