Chapter 358: Respect Your Hobbies

Lin Xiaoman opened his mouth again in embarrassment and continued. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Really, I don't want to mention this at all, but I remember that the medical book borrowed from the governor of Ning Province said that fly eggs are very suitable for hatching in the human stomach, and a female fly can lay eggs 5-6 times in her life, and the number of eggs laid each time is about 100-150, up to about 300 grains, and the book also says that a fly can live for a month at most, and this month is its life.

It lays eggs six times, 300 kinds of eggs, that is, 1800, rehabilitated, there are 60 a day, just now the flies on your head are laying eggs, the male is laying, the female is laying eggs, you just bow your head and eat, I don't know how much you eat. But the preliminary estimate is that by this time tomorrow, your stomach will be full of flies.

If you don't believe me, you're going to pull up the rest of your meal and see if there's any of those black, round little pieces in it?"

Su Yibai definitely wouldn't believe Lin Xiaoman, so he really used chopsticks to pick up the vegetables and looked for them, but the result was very unexpected, he really found a few black, small, like ...... Something like flies and.

Lin Xiaoman immediately covered his mouth, retched, and then forcibly suppressed his disgust and persuaded Su Yibai: "Go find someone to pick your throat, I just guessed it out of pure nonsense, I thought I came in time, those flies didn't have time to do too much." But depending on the situation, you should have eaten a lot.

When I think of fly poop and fly eggs, the eggs become flies, and the flies and pull eggs......... The is filled and squeezed into the throat...... Squirting out of his mouth again... I......... Yes...... Can't help it...... Excuse me...... Wei... Wei... I want to throw up!

Fast...... Vomit......... Take me away!"

Lin Xiaoman couldn't continue to speak, his mouth was already sour, Xu Weiguo quickly took out a handkerchief and covered his mouth for her, Su Yibai saw with his own eyes that something was vomiting out of the handkerchief.

Lin Xiaoman vomited a few times, his face became very pale, he covered his lips and asked Xu Weiguo in a low voice: "You obviously saw a bunch of flies on top of his head, and laying eggs over there, and he still eats so happily, why don't you remind him?"

Xu Weiguo said lightly: "I can't care if he wants to eat, who knows if he is not born to love to eat, he calls me brother, I have to respect his preferences."

You too, you can't control this mouth. Even if he loves to eat, it will be embarrassing for you to say it now. ”

Lin Xiaoman thought about it and felt that Xu Weiguo was right, so he said to Su Yibai a little embarrassed: "That, I'm sorry, I'm ...... I shouldn't have told you the truth. I...... I can't stand it anymore, and as soon as I see your face and mouth, I think you've just eaten... ...... vomit"

When Lin Xiaoman spoke, although he deliberately avoided it, the sour breath in his mouth still leaked out.

Su Yibai's stomach couldn't help churning, and he vomited.

Xu Weiguo hurriedly got up, turned the table, and helped Lin Xiaoman to leave.

Lin Xiaohua hurriedly picked up the hungry box on the table, and when she left, she said with a scared face: "Fortunately, my brother-in-law and I didn't fall into the lunch box with fly feces... I won't dare to come here to eat again. ”

Lin Xiaoman vomited and shed tears all the way, until after entering room 301, he reflexively vomited a few times.

Lin Xiaohua took the lunch box and went to wash it, saying that she would go back to the room after washing.

Xu Weiguo closed the door, leaned against the door, and said in a deep voice: "It's all in the house, don't vomit, you forcibly vomit like this, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

Lin Xiaoman nodded and replied to him: "It's uncomfortable, it's so uncomfortable." It smells so bad in my mouth, I have to brush my teeth, I have to wash my face, I have to change my clothes. ”

Xu Weiguo asked to sit on the edge of the bed and wait, helped her fetch water, found a toothbrush and toothpaste, and handed them to her.

When she went in to brush her teeth, he helped him find out the change of clothes, and when Lin Xiaoman came out after brushing his teeth, he found her clothes and pants on the bed, both inside and out.

Lin Xiaoman asked Xu Weiguo to close his eyes and not peek, so he took off his clothes and quickly changed them.

When he lifted his pants and looked up, he found that Xu Weiguo was holding his hands behind his head, leaning on the head of the bed, staring at her with wide eyes, watching intently.

"What are you looking at?"

"The swelling has gone down. ”

"Don't think about it, let's pack up and go back to Jiulitun in a while, let's try it too, let's go home." ”

Xu Weiguo thought of Yu Lian, hesitated for a moment, but nodded.

With him watching, his little wild cat is not stupid, and he told the little wild cat Yu Lian's personality, if Yu Lian is disrespectful to the old man and attacks the little wild cat, not only will he not sit idly by, but Lin Xiaoman will definitely not let Yu Lian get good fruits to eat.

It is still very beneficial to find a restless daughter-in-law who will make trouble. At least, you won't be harmed by a poisonous woman because you're too well-behaved.

He drove out of the car, and after connecting with the inspection team, he stopped in a small city on the border, and he escorted people all the way to the north, and he did not know when he would return, so the car was driven back to Jinguancheng by a local comrade and parked in the compound of the city garrison area.

When Xu Weiguo went to pick up the car, he met Ning Mo.

"Ning Mo, why did you notify Xiaoman to come back and stop me?"

"Paper can't hold fire, and there is no impermeable wall in the world, and one day she will know. When this happened, she knew that she would feel uncomfortable and blame herself. ”

"That's it?"

"That's because of this!"

"Ning Mo, she's my person!"

"I know, I've never forgotten that. ”

"I don't care what you think, you stay away from her at the end. ”

"If I could, I'd stay away. ”

"What's not to do, go back to the capital!"

"Just because you're not in one place doesn't mean you're far away. The farthest distance of a person is in the heart. Your stepmother is here, what are you going to do?"

"That's my business!"

"If it has nothing to do with Lin Xiaoman, I won't wait for you here, I want you a word. ”

Say. ”

"Your grievances, don't hurt Lin Xiaoman, not half a hair. Otherwise, I will pay whatever price I can and do everything I can to take her away from you. ”

"You dare!"

"I dare, and I can too. But I don't want to. I don't want to hurt her in the slightest. What she likes is you, and she only treats me as a friend, so I understand my position, and I never dare to show my mind and provoke her.

But Xu Weiguo, love is an uncontrollable thing, the heart moves without a trace, and when impulsive, it will not be suppressed by reason, and there will never be an ultimate definition and answer.

I have done my duty to you. I hope you know how to cherish your blessings!"

"When did you get tempted?"

"Maybe you don't believe it, you don't believe that there is such a thing as destiny in this world. Maybe I was born and lived until now, just for her. She should have been my fate, but I miscalculated the timing, went slower, and you preempted her. ”