"After all, you have been an careless child since you were a child, and it is nothing if you accidentally get stuck in the chopsticks, in case you accidentally wipe the gun and crash yourself, you may not be able to be careless again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xu Weiguo looked at Su Yibai squarely, and bit every word very clearly, so that he could hear it clearly and understand it thoroughly.

Su Yibai paused for a moment, pulled his lips and smiled: "Brother Wei Guo, you are really joking." ”

Xu Weiguo snorted and said seriously: "I never make people laugh, my gun has been misfired twice recently, you have to be careful." ”

Lin Xiaoman finally had a good night's sleep, stretched his waist, and slowly sat up on the bed, her hands were a little sore, she shook it hard, and said, "Take my hand again, stinky Xu Weiguo." ”

I opened the curtains and looked outside, and on the other side of the dining hall, people were still walking in an endless stream.

Well, you can still catch up with the meal.

She quickly wiped her face with water, wiped her face with a handkerchief, wiped her hair twice, and then opened the door and pedaled downstairs.

The canteen was a little quiet, full of people, nearly two hundred staff members, all buried in their meals, and did not talk to each other at all.

Lin Xiaoman took a brief look, and then followed the direction of their eyes and saw Su Yibai.

Opposite Su Yibai, sat Xu Weiguo.

Su Yibai is the follower of Xu Qi's family, last time he said something strange to stimulate Xu Weiguo, this time he must have heard that Xu Weiguo moved in, so he came to the canteen to eat.

Lin Xiaoman took three steps and two steps, clenched his hands, and walked over like an enraged tiger.

In the process of walking over, she quickly thought about a lot of things, and when she stood still, the anger on her face was collected a lot, and she barely pulled out a little smile and said hello.

"Su Baibai, ah, what a coincidence, I saw you again. Long time no see, long time no see. ”

Su Yibai smiled and replied, "It's been a long time." ”

When Xu Weiguo saw Lin Xiaoman coming, he stopped talking, lowered his head and used chopsticks to pick up the food in the lunch box, and he didn't send it to his mouth, he just kept a straight face, it seemed that he was in a bad mood, couldn't eat, and was doing some unconscious movements.

The more Lin Xiaoman felt sorry for Xu Weiguo, the stronger his hatred for Su Yibai became.

Lin Xiaoman looked at the top of Su Yibai's head, it was obviously a piece of air, but she seemed to see something, and stretched out her hands and slapped them several times in a row like a mosquito, "I haven't seen you for so long, but the longer you get, the more beautiful you are, this face is like an egg, the longer it grows, the more flies are attracted." ”

Su Yibai choked.

She said he was pretty, and she mentioned eggs, and she said that she attracted flies.

What kind of eggs attract flies, rotten eggs, right?

Su Yibai's face sank, he snorted, and was about to say something, when he found that Xu Weiguo on the opposite side was glaring at him coldly, and one of the two hands that was originally placed on the table to pick up rice was no longer on the table.

He suddenly thought of what Xu Weiguo said that he had misfired twice recently. He immediately shut his mouth.

Lin Xiaoman only thought that his domineering spirit shocked Su Yibai, so he happily sat down beside him, pulled the lunch box in front of Xu Weiguo, opened the lid of the lunch box, and prepared to start eating.

Lin Xiaoman picked up the rice to the side, and when he saw today's dish, he immediately stopped his chopsticks and turned his head to watch Su Yibai eat seriously.

In order to hide his emotions, Su Yibai didn't dare to confront Xu Weiguo head-on, and he was unwilling to leave like this, and he walked like this, like a dog running away with his tail between his legs, it was too embarrassing.

He plans to finish the meal as if nothing happened, and at that time, he will be able to say goodbye with a very graceful smile, and by the way, he will tell Xu Weiguo a blockbuster news: Yu Lian is here!

When he found that Lin Xiaoman next to him hadn't moved his chopsticks, silently watching him eat, and looking like he wanted to say something, he faintly felt that something was wrong.

"What are you looking at? What's on my face?"

Lin Xiaoman looked at Su Yibai in embarrassment, poked the food with chopsticks, and pulled Xu Weiguo and Lin Xiaohua's lunch boxes in front of him one by one, and looked at the dish carefully, only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, and said again and again: "It's okay, it's okay." Yours don't. ”

Lin Xiaohua asked Lin Xiaoman curiously: "Sister, nothing?"

Lin Xiaoman swept Su Yibai with his eyes, and coughed dryly twice, "It's nothing, it's nothing, after this Su Baibai brother leaves, my sister will tell you later." ”

After Su Yibai swallowed the mouthful of food in his mouth, he squeezed out that standard and precise smile on his face.

"Sister-in-law, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, don't hide it. There is nothing to say to people, Brother Wei Guo has always acted directly and in vain, and he will never wait for someone to leave like you before he is willing to say something. ”

Lin Xiaoman sighed and said in agreement: "Yes, my man has always been upright, daring, outspoken, iron-clad, fearless and invincible." As soon as I sat down, I wanted to say it, but I wasn't afraid that you wouldn't be able to accept it, so I kept thinking about it and it was difficult to say.

After all, if you call him Brother Wei Guo, I can't help but watch you eat/like this. ”

Lin Xiaoman bit the sound of the word eating/very hard, so that Su Yibai could hear it clearly.

Su Yibai's face turned green on the spot, and he couldn't help but look sideways and screamed: "Eat, what to eat?"

"Eat!sh I shi, that!It's not for you to die! Su Baibai, we're so close, I'm about to talk to your ear, why can't you seem to hear it?

Su Yibai's shoulders shook twice, stared at Lin Xiaoman with an ugly face, and said word by word: "Sister-in-law, what you say is too ugly." ”

Lin Xiaoman looked puzzled, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "But, you asked me to say it directly." When I came, I saw flies hovering above your head, didn't I give you the kindness to help you hit a few times before you sat down?

I'm fighting flies, those flies that take advantage of your head to pour eggs into your rice that I don't know if it's eggs or!"

"Nonsense! The hygiene of the canteen is the top priority of the inspection, and the sanitary environment of our guest house is at the forefront of the city's pacesetters, how can there be flies? Sister-in-law, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, and you have to pay the price for telling your mouth!" Su Yibai said sharply.

Lin Xiaoman sighed, with an expression that he knew you wouldn't accept, "That's why I didn't say it before, because first, you don't believe it, and secondly, you really enjoy eating too much, and you've already eaten a lot, so I can't bear to tell you."