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Liu Yi walked into the classroom with books and lesson plans.

The classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at the teacher with curious eyes.

Liu Yi smiled and said to the students: "Hello students, from today onwards, I will be your physics teacher, your teacher Liu is pregnant and has taken maternity leave, and I will also serve as your homeroom teacher this semester." My name is Liu Yi, Liu Zongyuan's Liu, Perseverance's Yi, you can call me Teacher Liu, of course, I'm not a few years older than you, and it's OK to call me brother outside the classroom. Due to time constraints, we have to go to class, so students don't have to introduce themselves, and we will get to know each other slowly in the future. Liu Yi thought he had made a good start and left a good impression on the students.

I didn't expect the classrooms of this low-end middle school in the city, the legendary school with scattered discipline and chaos, to be so quiet. This made Liu Yi feel a little incredible, but several seats at the back of the classroom were empty, and I don't know if it was because the naughty students were absent from class on the first day.

"Let's get down to business and start classes now. Physics is a very interesting course, and physical problems in life are everywhere and all the time. Sometimes, a very common phenomenon contains profound physical laws. For example, Newton observed the phenomenon of an apple falling to the ground and discovered that gravity ......"

Liu Yi went to a low-class normal school, but he didn't expect that he would be able to pick up a job after graduation, and he didn't teach primary school students, but middle school. I was entertained and decadent in college for 4 years, and I didn't learn any professional knowledge at all, and now I only teach students at the level of a senior high school graduate. However, because his foundation in physics was quite solid back then, he had no problem teaching it with a little preparation.

Maybe this middle school, Yunhai No. 49 Middle School, has always had a bad reputation, and normal new teachers are reluctant to teach. I don't know who gave him confidence and humor that day, and the examiners said that they were smiling, so he passed the interview easily. It's really' luck.

Well, now comb your hairstyle, wear black-rimmed glasses, and wear a casual suit, and immediately transform into a glorious people's teacher.

"Report!" a big-eyed girl stood outside the door with a small pink schoolbag on her back, still holding a cup of milk tea in her hand. The smell of milk wafted from the green straw.

"Come in, come early next time. Liu Yi saw that this little girl looked sweet and was a little loli type, how could he bear to criticize it.

Before he could react, several people came in from behind, some of them shook their heads, some dyed their hair and looked like they killed Matt, some picked their noses and giggled and fought with Ruhua, some had just eaten fried rice and burped garlic, and some were wearing headphones and humming pop songs...... You don't forget if you hum the songs of Dong Chou and Jacky Cheung, you actually hum "In your heart, fly freely"......

Liu Yi was directly speechless!

No wonder the discipline was so good just now, it turns out that the junior students are all "backward".

No, we have to give them a dismount.

Liu Yi just wanted to roar angrily, but then he thought about it, forget it, he is a new teacher, first establish an image of being close to the people and loving the people, and then talk about it, the relationship will be ruined on the first day, how to manage the class and how to attend the class in the future. Mom said that doing the teacher's job is just one word, bear with it!

"You all sit down, I'll say a few words," Liu Yi closed the book, suppressed his smile, put his hands on the lectern, made a Buddha-like gesture, and touched sentient beings: "You are all middle school students in the second year of junior high school, and if you are promoted to a higher level, you should be more sensible." Today is the first day of school, and you are late, and you have not made a good start, so did your parents send you here to make you violate discipline? When I was the same age as you, my family conditions were not good, and I wanted to study hard, and I had to go to university and find a job to support my parents in the future......"

"It's this trick again......"

"Old-fashioned ......"

"Are you xx invited by the monkey......"

There was a sudden uproar below, and condemnations came one after another.

Sweat!

I didn't expect that the trick of taking the emotional line was too old-fashioned, and it was not easy to use for a long time. Liu Yi hurriedly changed his tone and said:

"Okay, okay, I won't talk about these big truths, I believe your previous teachers have talked about it, and your parents have also told you, and you have heard enough. In terms of discipline alone, as the homeroom teacher of the second (8th) class of junior high school, I hope that everyone will try not to be late in the future, so as to give me a face......"

"Cut ......" unified voice.

Dizzy!

Liu Yi was completely defeated by the students in his class on the first day of class. Their former homeroom teacher was not miscarried by them, which can be regarded as a great blessing. It was originally a last-rate middle school, and then I encountered a problem class, which really killed the baby!!

It seems that in the face of these students, the soft ones are not easy to use, and the hard ones are afraid that they will not be able to master well, this is just the beginning of the nightmare, and there are still many tricky things.

"Jingle bell ......" The bell rang for the end of class, and before Liu Yi could say that class was over, the students had already walked, made trouble, and had fun. The late Lori just now took out a small mirror and an eyebrow pencil and made it stink......

"Do you have me as the head teacher in your eyes?!" Liu Yi roared angrily in his heart, and walked out of the classroom with his textbook in his hand.

It seems that managing the class is a protracted battle, and you have to think of more ways in the days to come, and if you don't strengthen discipline, you will become nervous after half a semester.

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At the end of the first day, the profession of teacher is not as lofty as imagined, it is just a profession, and there are still many problems and confusions to face.

Liu Yi finished preparing for class at night, the night wind was bleak, and it was a little cold to rent a small house of less than 20 square meters outside the school, so he went to bed and got into the quilt and turned on the electric blanket.

Looking at the mottled words "Qingcheng Normal University" printed on the quilt, I remembered the four years of lazy time in college, and most of the time was spent in this quilt. Unexpectedly, now that he is a teacher, it is still this quilt that accompanies him without abandoning!

I just joined the job, I have no money, no house, and no savings, and my girlfriend also broke up after graduation, thinking about it, it's really miserable and panicked.

The long night was long, and he had no intention of sleeping, Liu Yi simply took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat and shook it, if he could shake out a cute girl to tune in and increase a little fun in life, it was also a beautiful thing.

The king of the barbarians?

How did you shake such a guy?

With such a vulgar WeChat name, he looks like a bronze primary school student. And his avatar is also the barbarian king in the League of Legends, and it seems that he loves this hero very much.

"It's definitely a schoolboy, he likes melee combat and crit streams, he has no brains to cut people, and he has to pit a lot. Liu Yi said with a smile to himself, and then looked at his personality signature, it turned out to be the familiar sentence that could not be more familiar:

My broadsword is already *** unbearable.

Can you be a little creative? Liu Yi shook his head helplessly, if you replace the word "knife" with the word "hanging", maybe we can still be friends.

Liu Yi was a loyal player of LOL when he was in college, and his rank has been hovering around the diamond three, wanting to break through the diamond group, but he has played many promotion matches, but he has encountered pitfalls, and he didn't rush up.

But sometimes this is also providence, every time you play the promotion tournament, it is a weekend holiday, and the holiday is the most miserable time for a lol man, because the students have come to harm the innocent and kind people.

Liu Yi spent his college years with the game League of Legends. So he has a very deep affection for lol, although he can't get up in the rankings and is always pitted, but he never gives up, and he doesn't have the experience of hanging up and trolls.

This guy called the king of the barbarians made Liu Yi interested, because he clicked on his circle of friends and saw all kinds of strange people, which also made Liu Yi feel painful.

First of all, the barbarian king posted a photo of the vast ice and snow continent. The picture is a white snowfield with dotted pine trees, white snowflakes still floating in the sky, and a mirror-like clear lake in the distance...... Such a poetic winter photo, I really don't know which website this kid downloaded from, maybe it is a still of Frozen that Du Niang searched.

"Although it's a pit, it's quite aesthetic. Liu Yi held his phone and smiled.

The caption for this photo is:

Today I came to the tundra in the northern part of the Valoran continent to conclude an alliance contract with the Alvarosa tribe, friends, I met the leader of their tribe, a peerless beauty called the Ice Shooter, and my heart melted instantly......

Message:

Thunder roared Volibell: How is the matter of the brother's alliance, has their leader agreed, my old bear is waiting for you to come back and drink together.

Snowman Knight Nunu: Uncle Barbarian, come back and bring me the crystal pear, a specialty of the Valoran continent, don't forget it.

Handsome EZ: Tydamir, this photo of yours is very good, I used to go on expeditions around the world, I also like to take pictures, next time you come to the War College to play, we can communicate together. In addition, although you are not as handsome as me, I still wish you to catch up with that peerless beauty, heheda.

Wandering Mage Ruiz: Barbarian, it's starting to take pictures again, you, a guy from the savage tribe who drinks blood, actually fell in love with a woman, hehe, according to your barbarian style, you shouldn't have sent WeChat, you should rush straight up xxoo!hahahaha, I hope it won't be only 5 seconds.

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Liu Yi actually read these messages from top to bottom, I'll go for it, what the hell is this? Is it a group of fanatical fans of League of Legends games, or a group of snake spirits who escaped from the madhouse......

During the day, I was almost nervous by the students, and at night I encountered a group of mental illnesses, which is really a lot of social pressure.

Okay, okay, you hang, I'm convinced. Liu Yi couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and continued to the end, leaving a message:

5 seconds man, move with your heart, go with the blade, and be brave to confess! Ash will definitely be your wife in the future.

It didn't take long for Liu Yi to see:

"The Barbarian King asked to add you as a friend, did you accept it?"

Liu Yi casually pressed "accept" and fell asleep after a while.