2. Dismount
Liu Yi came to school early the next day, as a class teacher, although there is a class in the fourth period, he must commute to and from work on time every day, which is where his responsibility lies. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Walking on the road, it's a bit embarrassing to think that I didn't have a few classes in college, and I didn't even get up so early for more than a slap in the face.
Today's opening ceremony is coming, and the school requires everyone to wear school uniforms. Looking at the uniform blue striped sports school uniform on the road, Liu Yi couldn't help but feel the suppression of the country's traditional education system on the free individuality of students. If the students all wore miniskirts, white socks, or even stockings in the Japanese style, how eye-catching it would be, and how happy it would be to be a teacher!
But then again, wearing so little is not a good thing for this group of adolescent, hormonal students, how can the boys have the heart to concentrate on learning. Liu Yi remembers the picture of his tablemate drooling at the beautiful stockings teacher when he was in junior high school, and three years later the tablemate became a shameless rapist.
For a bachelor like Liu Yi who is not handsome, it is better to keep a certain distance from girls. According to the reports of various animal teachers on the news, Liu Yi never wanted to be ruined and imprisoned as soon as he joined the work. After all, there are still a lot of "small movies" on the phone that can be vented. Students, like freshly unearthed seedlings, are used to care for drops!
Thinking about it, I walked into the school gate.
"Classmates, why don't you wear a school uniform, don't wear a school uniform and don't let you in. A boy on duty politely stopped Liu Yi and smiled in return.
Day!
"Classmate, am I a teacher?" Liu Yi said, taking out his ID from his jacket pocket.
"Excuse me, teacher, please come in. ”
Liu Yi lowered his head and walked quickly to the teaching building, and vaguely heard a girl talking behind him:
"What kind of teacher is a big man, he is not handsome, and he definitely has no future. ”
This...... Does it really have to do with appearance?
……
After the opening ceremony, it happened to be Liu Yi's class.
He came to the classroom and was about to start class, when suddenly a chubby boy behind him smiled evilly and said:
"Hey, Mr. Liu, it's so boring to go to class directly, in order to shorten the distance between teachers and students and establish a harmonious and stable teacher-student relationship, can't you spend a class, let's get to know each other interactingly?"
"yes, I feel that the teacher is so cold. Another well-behaved girl with glasses should also be kind.
Liu Yi saw clearly that this fat boy was one of the ones who was late yesterday, and he was obviously the "head" of these students.
"Okay then," Liu Yi closed the book and said with a smile: "Accept your suggestion, what is the name of this classmate?"
"My name is Yang Xiaobing, and I have a nickname, called Tiansha Lone Star. The fat boy stood up, tilted his head, and said: "By the way, I won't talk nonsense with you, let's be clear, do you have any background, such as whether your uncle is a big official or something, and your uncle is a mixed underworld 'social ......"
"Nope. Liu Yi interrupted him and shook his head: "I'm just a person who just graduated from college, my family is a small people, and it's not easy for me to study, I, like everyone, hope to win glory for my parents......"
Without waiting for Liu Yi to finish his nonsense, Yang Xiaobing, the lone star of Tiansha, said impatiently:
"Don't bb, you didn't say it earlier without a background, and you pretended to be there with everyone yesterday. Pretending to be very cold, it's funny!" Yang Xiaobing sat on the desk, and unexpectedly took out a cigarette from his pocket, took out a silver-white zippo lighter and lit the cigarette. This scene made Liu Yi dumbfounded, this is too lawless, this is when the class is in progress!!
However, the other students were very calm, and they all looked at Liu Yi on the podium with mocking eyes, maybe they were used to this kind of scene.
Damn, is this a student?!" Liu Yi suppressed the anger in his heart.
Yang Xiaobing spit out a smoke ring very leisurely, and continued: "Let me tell you this, our class has been notoriously bad for the class since the beginning of the junior year, we have successfully run away from six class teachers, and the last one is the pregnant woman who asked for maternity leave, her previous child was miscarried by us angrily, and it was on the podium, sister, live broadcast." My classmates were stunned!"
"Hahahaha!" the class burst into laughter.
"Classmate Yang Xiaobing, don't spread rumors about your former homeroom teacher, okay?" Liu Yi said righteously.
"I didn't lie to you, everyone is a witness to this kind of thing, how can I talk nonsense. At that time, there was a red blood stain on the podium, and a white fetus in the blood, like a guinea pig, scared everyone to pee their pants. ”
"There is no truth without a picture, and there is a truth with a picture. At this time, another classmate with pale green hair took out his iPhone, flipped through those unbearable pictures, and held them high for Liu Yi to see.
Belch............ Liu Yi stretched his chin, it turns out that this is a real thing, these little rabbit cubs can really miscarry the female teacher angrily, take it!!
"Hurry up and turn off your phone, I'm sick. Liu Yi looked away, his legs gradually became a little weak, but he was also scared to pee.
"Do you believe that?" asked Kill Matt in a shrill voice.
"Yes. ”
"Hahahaha!"
The class laughed again.
"Green hair, don't make a fuss, let you delete those pictures, why are they still kept, I'm really an idiot. Yang Xiaobing squinted his eyes and scolded, "The evidence of the crime is used to destroy, you know, you don't dig your own grave." ”
"Okay, Boss, delete it right away. ”
"Teacher Liu, listen, I have a few more words to tell you," Yang Xiaobing suppressed his laughter, and said to Liu Yi: "In the future, you will be your homeroom teacher, we will play ours, we will not interfere in each other's internal affairs, and coexist peacefully, how about it?"
The scene froze, and everyone stared at Liu Yi on the podium with a playful expression, waiting for him to soften.
This is simply a contempt for the profession of a teacher! It is also an insult to my personality!
Liu Yi scolded bitterly in his heart, but strongly suppressed himself not to break out. If you agree to Yang Xiaobing's request, you will really not be able to control these people in the future, they will ignore the existence of the head teacher; if you refuse this unreasonable request, then you will embark on a road of no return with the bloody PK with the students, alas, what a dilemma!
"Hey, have you figured it out, don't waste time!"
Suddenly, Yang Xiaobing, who was waiting impatiently, flicked the cigarette butt in his hand onto the podium accurately and hit Liu Yi's forehead......
Nima?!When I'm a dog?
Liu Yi raised his head angrily, frowned, clenched his fists with both hands, and said:
"I agree to your unreasonable request. ”
"Hahaha!"
"Great!"
"What a superb!"
"This kind of waste, also a teacher?"
“……”
The classroom fryed again, and the whole class was laughing and sarcastic about Liu Yi.
"But—" Liu Yi raised his voice, and suddenly, the whole class closed their voices, staring at him suspiciously, to see if he had any "last words".
"However, I have a good face, I don't care if you play with you, and I don't have any requirements for my academic performance, but you can't make me lose face. Don't be criticized by the school leaders because of fights or something, so that I can't get off the stage, if I am made faceless by the leaders, you will not have a good life! Provoke me, I will let you die with a sense of rhythm. Class!"
After Liu Yi finished speaking, he walked out of the classroom with a high spirit.
Back in the office, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, drank a sip of water to suppress the shock, and comforted myself: "Fortunately, the last force is good, and it can be regarded as a fig leaf, otherwise it would be a big mess today. ”
It seems that starting today, it is Tie Ding who has formed a bond with the students of the second (8th) class of junior high school.
No, if it goes on like this, don't talk about your career, even your life safety is not guaranteed. After all, there was a "homicide" caused by a miscarriage in that class.........