064 Dare to skip class
"What about Zhu Lili!" Seeing that there were only Meng Xun and Qian Miao standing in the courtyard, Zhang Yang was angry, he worked hard to teach them, and he went out every day to embarrass people, and there were still people who dared to be late?
If you can't say one, two, three today, he won't follow it, and he really doesn't take bean bags as dry food? Let them call the boss shouldn't be a teacher?
She ...... She fainted, and I couldn't wake her up. Meng Xun rubbed his hands together.
She really told Zhu Lili to get up today, but no matter what she called, Zhu Lili just didn't open her eyes, which scared her a lot. No, Zhang Yang almost cried when he asked.
This can scare Zhang Yang a lot, if he gets a demon life, it will be really fatal.
Hurriedly ran to the next door, at this time I don't care about the difference between men and women, I feel like seeing what situation is the most serious, and I don't dare to call 120, in case someone rescues her and suddenly becomes a pig, I can't be scared to death. Zhang Yang had to take a look for herself, but she really couldn't help the system, even if she was beaten by her grandfather, it was better than directly killing him to take revenge.
As soon as he approached, the green tendons on Zhang Yang's forehead burst out, listening to this thick snoring sound, where was there an accident and he fell unconscious, it was obvious that he slept too dead, and Meng Xun couldn't wake up!
took out the necessary small speaker, Zhang Yang asked Meng Xun to lean her ear and tell her to get up and eat. He didn't want to call it himself, if this Zhu Lili called him responsible, he wouldn't have a place to cry.
But Meng Xun called for a long time, but Zhu Lili still didn't react at all.
Looking at the door and listening to the snoring, Zhang Yang's eyes narrowed, Xiao'er, I don't believe I can't cure you!
ordered a takeaway, and Zhang Yang lit a small carbon stove at Zhu Lili's door, which scared Qian Miao and Meng Xunzhi.
The boss doesn't want to roast pork! Pigs are so cute, how can you eat pigs?
What's more, this stove is also a little smaller, can it roast Zhu Lili? It's not enough to roast a pig's trotters.
But these two don't dare to squeak at this time, it's not enough to roast a pig, it's still okay to roast a mouse and catch a monkey.
After a while, the takeaway was delivered, and a fragrant Guyu meat was delivered to Zhang Yang's hands.
found a pot and put the meat in it, and Zhang Yang put it on the small charcoal stove and heated it up. He also held a small fan in his hand, and kept fanning the wind into Zhu Lili's room.
After a while, the smell of meat in the shop was overflowing, and Zhang Yang found a piece of chopsticks and put it in his mouth, looking satisfied.
In order to consider Zhu Lili's feelings, Zhang Yang had to carry her every time he ate pork. Although it is normal to eat pork, after all, the race is pigs, and it is really not good to eat her kind in front of her.
After eating two or three pieces, Zhang Yang couldn't eat anymore, not because he was full, but because he was disgusted by the sound in the room.
Zhu Lili in the room smelled this smell, and vomited so much that it was earth-shattering, and the vomiting sound made Zhang Yang a little disgusted, sighing that she was self-inflicted and couldn't live, and it was estimated that she couldn't eat pork properly for a while.
After retching, Zhang Yang saw Zhu Lili in pajamas, making Xizi holding his heart and appearing in his field of vision, so that he almost vomited the Guyu meat he had just eaten.
"Boss, don't take you like this, take it away quickly, I really can't stand it!"
I can't stand it anymore!
Looking at Zhu Lili's delicate appearance, Zhang Yang shouted in his heart, called Qian Miao and asked him to quickly carry the Guyu meat away, and after watching it, he estimated that he even vomited what he ate yesterday.
I wanted to teach her a lesson, this time Zhu Lili should be well-behaved, but who knew that she had to fight for her own welfare inch by inch.
"Boss, I've been seriously injured, you have to pay me three, no, five roast chickens!" Zhu Lili gestured four fingers and continued: "And there are more! I am seriously mentally injured and need to rest for a week, and I will not go to class this week." By the way, the store is not open!"
Zhang Yang was so angry that he smoked, he had seen a shameless person, but he had never seen a shameless person like Zhu Lili, was it really a thick pigskin?
It seems that it can't be done without a big move, Zhang Yang originally felt that this move was too bloody, too violent, too cruel, and it was useless to hold it all the time, and Zhu Lili was so angry that he choked him at this time, but he didn't care if she would have any psychological shadows.
"Okay, my bad, so be it, I'll ask you to watch a blockbuster movie and take a break today. Zhang Yang chuckled.
As soon as she heard about watching the blockbuster, Zhu Lili immediately became interested, the movies in this human world are really good-looking, each one is the same as cutting melons and vegetables, which is exciting.
After cleaning up, the group returned to the teahouse, Zhang Yang took out his notebook and clicked on the tip of his tongue.
Let's not look for anything else, let's look for someone who makes pork, explain the wisdom of the Chinese people to her, and let her see the 800 ways of pork.
Qian Miao on the side wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, thinking that this teacher and principal are really the same dog, and even the video shown to them is half a catty of eight taels, is this the legendary family is not a family, not entering a family?
Zhu Lili was already frightened, and her legs trembled like chaff.
"Do you want roast chicken to make up for it?" Zhang Yang smiled "warmly" and lined up Zhu Lili's shoulders, which frightened her so much that she jumped up from the stool, took two steps back, and her body trembled uncontrollably.
"No...... Don't. Listening to the sound of a pig wailing before death, Zhu Lili felt that this was the most terrifying horror movie she had ever seen.
"Do you still want to rest?" Accompanied by Zhang Yang's words, the pig in the video completely lost his breath.
Zhu Lili felt as if she was in hell, her head shook like a rattle, and she only hoped that the teacher who was smiling as bright as a flower in front of her would let her go and quickly escape from this purgatory and return to the world.
Seeing that Zhu Lili and Qian Miao, who were usually arrogant and domineering, were honest, Meng Xun didn't dare to jump anymore. You must know that their bodies are much bigger than her, even if Zhang Yang wants to use them as a dish, he can't die, at most, he lacks arms and legs.
But she's different, the body is just thrown away, plus chili peppers and green onions, it's not enough to make a plate.
Under Zhang Yang's careful "care", the three monsters have become extremely well-behaved, so well-behaved that he feels a little uncomfortable.
The video of the three dishes he prepared was useless, and he was so disgusted that he searched for most of the day, and he was disgusted for most of the day.
The hairless rat is put on the plate, the chopsticks are clamped and called "chirping", dipped in a little soy sauce and then screaming, put it in the mouth and bite, and the "chirping" is finally called a body, which is for the three dishes.
Seeing that Zhang Yang was about to vomit out of his overnight meal, he was stunned to eat vegetarian for several days.
On this day, Zhang Yang was carrying out practical teaching in the ancient town with three "mentally retarded" with his hands behind his back, and a strong aroma entered his nose.
Following the aroma and finding a shop that sells BJ roast duck, Zhang Yang thought to himself that he hadn't opened meat for a long time, and these few have been learning very well recently, so he bought two and returned to the teahouse to treat them, of course, the most important thing is to treat himself.
But when he returned to the teahouse and was about to take his mouth, Qian Miao's action made him completely unable to eat.
O heaven, O earth, after all, let people eat unpleasantly!