Zhang Yang just took a piece of duck meat and wrapped it in sweet sauce, just stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite, before he could swallow it, he saw Qian Miao holding the dough in one hand, reaching into his pants with the other hand and scratching it, taking it out and sniffing it on the tip of his nose, then he grabbed a piece of duck meat with sauce and wrapped it in green onions.

At this time, Zhang Yang vomited and didn't swallow it, who would have thought that Qian Miao still had this habit, he liked to buckle **, and then smell it to see how it smelled.

Putting down the roast duck that had not been eaten yet, Zhang Yang pretended to wipe his mouth and spit the duck in his mouth on the tissue, who knows if Qian Miao deducted it before he ate it, and if so, deducted it......

No, you can't think about it, you have to vomit when you think about it.

"You eat slowly, Qian Miao, you come to the courtyard to find me after you finish eating in a while. After speaking, Zhang Yang got up and left the dining room.

"Boss, ...... you" Meng Xun was about to get up and ask Zhang Yang why he didn't eat, but before he finished speaking, Zhu Lili hurriedly stopped her.

"Are you stupid. Zhu Lili glanced at Meng Xun, "These two ducks are not enough for four people to eat, but now there is one less, isn't it good." ”

Hearing her words, none of the three monsters stopped Zhang Yang and ate happily.

Let's say that Zhang Yang came to the courtyard and walked to his exclusive throne to make tea and rinse his mouth, he was really a little angry, and he had a good meal, but he was disturbed by Qian Miao.

"Teacher, I'm here, do you have anything to do with me?" After making two rounds of tea, Qian Miao stood by Zhang Yang's side and confused him.

So many ducks, just eat them?

Raising his hand and pointing to the stool opposite, Zhang Yang turned on the Tang Seng mode.

"Qian Miao, do you say that you can change this habit? actually go to buckle your butt and smell it, how fragrant is it?" Before Zhang Yang finished talking, Qian Miao immediately scolded.

"Then my ass is itchy, blame me. Pouting, Qian Miao felt extremely aggrieved, and she didn't scratch it, she really didn't understand what the truth was.

"Then can you change the time? can we not deduct it during the meal?" Zhang Yang rubbed his eyebrows weakly, and mentioned his patience.

If it had changed before, who would dare to say this in front of him, he would definitely buy a durian for him to tickle well.

"I said it was my butt that was itchy, and I couldn't help but blame me" Qian Miao spread her hands and shrugged her shoulders, and that attitude instantly exploded Zhang Yang.

"Then blame me?" Zhang Yang stood up suddenly, "Can't you have some quality?" It's itchy to hide in the room, even if you scratch the hole, I won't care about you!"

"The quality of the whole day, the quality, I have been eating vegetarian for so long, what else? I am not a monk, I know every day that I live a quality life, so I don't want to eat fasting and chanting Buddha!" After Qian Miao finished speaking, she turned around and ran out of the teahouse and hailed a taxi back to the grove.

In the past few days, Zhang Yang has already taught him how to take the bus and how to take a taxi, and now he heard the topic he hated the most, and immediately ran away.

In his impression, his grandfather always said that the stinky monk was not, and he didn't like it.

Zhang Yang here was also so angry that he got carried away, and he didn't find out what Qian Miao said at all, he only knew that the little monster really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and taught him that he still talked back to himself.

went back to his room and slept under the quilt, Zhang Yang got up early every day these days, and had to support his tired and sleepy body to take them out to be embarrassed every day, and now he was still scolded by his own students, and no one would be happy to change it.

"A cup of respect for tomorrow, a cup of respect for the past, supporting my body, heavy shoulders, although I never believe that the so-called mountains are high and the water is long, why should life be short. ”

Not long after falling asleep, Zhang Yang's mobile phone suddenly rang, and he picked up the phone in a daze, but the sound from inside scared him so much that he almost fell off the bed.

"Yangzi, come over quickly, the forest is on fire, and Qian Miao is still inside!"

"I'll be there soon!" As soon as he heard the news, Zhang Yang didn't care about complaining that Qian Miao was against him, and hurriedly went to the grove.

As soon as I got out of the car, I saw Qian Miao holding Chen Jingye's pants and screaming, forcing him to tell him a story......

Seeing this situation, Zhang Yang was also very drunk, and was about to turn around and run away, but Chen Jingye's afterglow swept over him.

"Yangzi, if you dare to go, our brother has nothing to do, hurry up and get him down, my pants are going to fall off." ”

The two squatted beside Qian Miao and told fairy tales for a long time, what Snow White and the seven dwarfs, Pinocchio, and Cinderella all told, and then coaxed Qian Miao from the ground.

But as soon as he looked up and saw Zhang Yang, he immediately felt like he had seen a ghost, and he ran onto the road with a blackened golden retriever, and wailed on the hood of Zhang Yang's car.

"Master, master, you can take me away, anywhere. Qian Miao snorted and continued: "I don't want to stay with the demon anymore, he is simply unreasonable. ”

Seeing him like this, Zhang Yang was directly angry, rolled his eyes at the sky, turned his head and asked what happened to Chen Jingye. "Anyway, what's going on? Didn't you say a fire, why was he just drunk?"

"You still said that, I wanted to come and have a look, but I saw that he was drunk, and I don't know how to make a fire, saying that he wanted to roast the whole sheep, and he set a tree on fire. Chen Jingye glanced at Zhang Yang, thinking that why did he ask him to come to the forest after drinking too much, it was really unreliable, and secretly complained, and then said: "If I hadn't arrived just in time to extinguish the fire, it would be strange that there would be no fire at this time! ”

After listening to Chen Jingye's words, Zhang Yang was a little puzzled, he obviously didn't give Qian Miao a drink, how could he get drunk?

"Oh no! didn't this product steal monkey wine!" Looking at the drunk Qian Miao, Zhang Yang suddenly thought of the wine in the tree, and hurriedly moved a ladder to climb up to take a look.

Sure enough, the wine in several tree holes is almost bottoming out, good fellow, it's really good to drink.

After glancing at the drunk Qian Miao, Zhang Yang and Chen Jingye found a rope, tied him tightly, dragged him back to the teahouse and threw him on the bed.

The next day, Qian Miao woke up faintly, only to feel pain all over her body, and when she opened her eyes, she found that she was tied up tightly, and shouted for help.

After being tossed by him all night, Zhang Yang just lay on the table and squinted for a while, but this time his sleep was interrupted, and his anger exploded instantly when he got up.

"Qian Miao, do you want to eat roast monkey brains?"

Looking at Zhang Yang with dark circles under his eyes and a mouthful of white teeth in front of him, Qian Miao was instantly stunned, "Teacher, teacher, I was really wrong, you can untie me quickly." ”

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Zhang Yang was also a little unbearable, but just letting him go like this, he felt a little too relaxed.

"No more drinking?"

"Don't drink it, really don't drink it?"

"Still scratching your ass in front of others?"

"No scratch, absolutely no scratch. ”

has been assured, Zhang Yang is complete, but it is not so easy to quit these problems.