050 Arrogant Monkey
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with him. Zhang Yang thought in his heart, he couldn't compete with a little monster, anyway, there was still it on the plate, so he would fill his stomach first
But this Qian Miao saw that Zhang Yang didn't pay attention to him, so he actually flew around and snatched the pastries in Zhang Yang's hand along with the plate.
"If you have the ability, you can rob it. I saw him grab the beam with one hand, go over the top of Zhang Yang's head, and fall steadily to the door, which is definitely a perfect landing if it is placed in the horizontal bar event of the Olympic Games.
Without waiting for Zhang Yang to get angry, Qian Miao turned around and ran, dragging a monkey tail and running out quickly.
He frightened Zhang Yang at this moment, if others saw him like this, wouldn't they immediately guess that he was a monster?
Zhang Yang felt that it wouldn't be long before the man in black would have to come to him for questioning, and by the way, he would catch this Qian Miao back and slice it, and he would either be blown up by the system or shot by Sun Wukong, and he would not die well anyway.
chased him out in a hurry, Zhang Yang found that Qian Miao was still holding a plate and waiting for him in front, and when he saw him chasing him, he continued to run.
"Damn, are you walking me to play?" Zhang Yang gritted his teeth and looked at his back, but he didn't dare not chase him.
chased all the way back to the teahouse, Qian Miao stopped, but where he stopped, Zhang Yang looked at how painful.
"Boss, are you doing a show again?"
"No, your teahouse is really lively every day. ”
"Eh, boss, where did you find this cowman, the thorn slipped and ran up, can you ask him where he bought that tail......?
"I'd rather like to know where he was plugged in, hehe!"
After a while, a group of people gathered under the tree, and they asked nonsense, Zhang Yang was stunned and couldn't answer a word, and he didn't want to be so "fulfilling" every day.
"Boss, Zhu Lili said that this can make him obedient. When Zhang Yang was struggling with how to get this stinky monkey down, Meng Xun hurriedly ran over with a jar.
"What is this?" Glancing at the jar, Zhang Yang felt that it looked similar to Chen Jingye's sauerkraut jar.
Taking over the jar in Meng Xun's hand, Zhang Yang uncovered the wax seal layer by layer, and when he reached the last layer, a burst of wine fragrance came to his face.
"Give me the wine quickly, I'll exchange the pastries with you!" Qian Miao, who was hanging on the tree, saw that everyone was attracted by the aroma of wine, and was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks on the tree again.
It was his favorite wine, and he felt sorry for every drop of it.
"You come with me to the backyard and I'll give it to you. Zhang Yang still didn't believe it, with the wine in hand, he was afraid that this stinky monkey wouldn't follow.
Not to mention, this wine is quite tempting, if it weren't for the sake of teasing Qian Miao, Zhang Yang would have drunk it himself.
In the wailing of the teahouse, one person and one demon finally broke through the siege and returned to the backyard.
"Hurry, hurry, fill it up for me!" Seeing that Zhang Yang didn't pour himself wine, Qian Miao was a little anxious, holding a bowl and urging him repeatedly, and handed it forward, looking at him pitifully with two eyes, how could he still have the arrogant appearance just now.
Meng Xun on the side pursed his lips, a little puzzled why this smelly water could be so attractive, so he helped Zhang Yang bring some fried peanuts, and sat next to him to look at Qian Miao poured down this mouthful.
After a while, a jar of wine was almost at the bottom, Zhang Yang saw that the wine soup was a little turbid, and he didn't drink a sip, and it all went into Qian Miao's stomach.
Forget it, it's better to be drunk than to be awake and make trouble. Zhang Yang was helpless, and poured the last half bowl of wine to him, "Qian Miao, this is the last bowl." Zhang Yang glanced at the bottom of the empty altar and thought to himself that this monkey was really not an ordinary drinker.
The wine is not low just by smelling, and it is home-brewed wine at a glance, this similar wine has a common name, called seeing the wind and pouring, you can imagine how much stamina it has.
Qian Miao looked at the bowl in Zhang Yang's hand, his eyes were about to fall into the wine, and he was about to reach out to take it, but Zhang Yang pushed the wine bowl aside, "You put away the monkey's tail first, and I'll give it to you to drink, and you are not allowed to release it in the future." ”
Qian Miao's tail kept flicking back and forth behind her, and Zhang Yang felt pain for a while. It's okay if he just doesn't move, anyway, when others ask, they say that he is the second middle school and likes to play Sun Wukong. But the tail is quite flexible, how can he explain this? It can't be said that Qian Miao's gene is mutated.
"Okay......" Qian Miao was quite reluctant, how could such a handsome tail be hidden. saw Zhang Yang pinching the bowl and preparing to pour it on the ground, so he had to take a step back first and respond aggrievedly.
"Grunt!burp~~" Qian Miao picked up the wine bowl with both hands, raised her head and poured it down, and took a refreshing wine burp when she was finished, and expressed her heartfelt admiration.
Sure enough, everything is inferior, only the drinking is high.
A gust of wind blew, and Qian Miao swayed with the wine bowl in her hand, as if asking Zhang Yang for another bowl, but before she could make a sound, she threw her head back and fell to the ground.
Zhang Yang looked at the empty wine jar, and he didn't know if he would get alcohol poisoning after drinking so much.
"Qian Miao, Qian Miao!" didn't have time to think about it, he quickly rushed over to help Qian Miao up, regretting it in his heart, he really shouldn't have let him drink so much, if this product was bad, he really didn't have to let him waste a few pairs of pants again.
"Wine, good wine!" Just as Zhang Yang was pondering whether to call him an ambulance or something, Qian Miao finally reacted.
He looked at Zhang Yang drunkenly, and handed the empty bowl to Zhang Yang again.
I'm going, it's okay to drop the bowl like that, and I want to drink it when I'm drunk like this, what kind of monkey is this? I don't know if it will become the first youkai with alcohol poisoning?
"Alright, the wine is gone, there is no more to drink. Zhang Yang snatched the wine bowl in Qian Miao's hand, helped him up and walked to the guest room.
Who knew that this Qian Miao actually made an awkward fuss, said nothing to follow, and dragged Zhang Yang's pants, almost not pulling him off.
"Hahaha, I'm going to take a picture back to show Zhu Lili, how can he have the style of a young master of the monkey clan like this?" Meng Xun gloated and took out his mobile phone and tried to film this scene, but unfortunately Zhang Yang, who was holding his pants, stared at him and immediately coaxed.
Maybe it was because of the strength of the wine, Qian Miao's hand holding Zhang Yang's pants became weaker and weaker, and finally fell to the ground completely.
Zhang Yang made a lot of effort, and finally got him to the guest room, put him on the bed, and covered him with a quilt, and after a while, Qian Miao began to snort slightly.
Whew~ It doesn't seem to be a big problem, probably no need to call an ambulance, Zhang Yang relaxed a little, and his pants were finally saved.
After cleaning up Qian Miao, Zhang Yang was also tired and sweaty, and secretly vowed never to give him so much wine in the future, it was really a toss.
Thinking about it, he went downstairs and said hello to Meng Xun, "You go to the bedroom and look at Qian Miao, call me if you have anything, I'll go down first." ”
But as soon as he walked down the stairs, he heard Meng Xun's exclamation, and subconsciously looked at the staircase, which scared Zhang Yang to pee, and saw the swaying Qian Miao standing at the staircase, and there was a possibility of falling down at any time.