051 I'm the Monkey King, and I can do somersaults
"Damn, Meng Xun! You won't stop Qian Miao when she comes out!" Zhang Yang's soul is about to fly out, Qian Miao can't even stand on his feet at this moment, what should he do if he falls down the stairs?
Hurriedly rushed to the stairs and helped Qian Miao, only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, in order to keep his crotch, Zhang Yang also fought hard.
"I can't stop him, people say that men and women can't kiss, and I can't touch him. Meng Xun said innocently: "I only recognize Li Jing, so I don't want to touch other males." ”
The villain in Zhang Yang's heart roared, but he didn't say anything, anyway, Qian Miao is fine now, if Meng Xun is scared back to the prototype, he will be busy again, so let's bear it for the time being!
Ignoring Meng Xun, Zhang Yang patted Qian Miao's cheek, "Qian Miao, go back and go to sleep, and come out to play when you wake up." ”
"I'm Sun Wukong, I'll do somersaults!" Qian Miao pushed away Zhang Yang, who was holding him, and was about to roll down while holding his knees.
"You ......" Zhang Yang grabbed the air, stretched out his hand and watched Qian Miao curl up into a ball, grunting and rolling down.
Damn, that's how your grandfather taught you somersaults?
complained in his heart, Zhang Yang hurriedly chased down, this monster is already mentally retarded, and if he falls out of a concussion, he will go crazy.
Who knew that this Qian Miao was still curled up quite round, and he rolled far away in a daze, until he hit the garbage can, and he didn't stop.
As soon as she stopped, Qian Miao stood up slowly, shook her head, burped, and looked at the trash can in front of her in a daze.
Seeing that he was fine, Zhang Yang was a little relieved.
"Grandpa, grandpa, I was wrong! I'm not Sun Wukong, I'm Sun Wukong's grandson, grandpa, I'm really wrong, don't make your mouth so big!"
Qian Miao suddenly knelt in front of the garbage can, begging for mercy in front of the garbage can, and kowtowed her head, so frightened that Zhang Yang just fell back into her stomach, and her little heart jumped to her throat again.
Isn't this monster stupid?
Before Zhang Yang stepped forward to ask him what he was talking about, Qian Miao hugged the trunk of the tree in the backyard and didn't let go, and his mood was quite unrestrained and free.
"Honey, don't you know, my grandfather is old and terrifying, and he becomes some strange thing to peep at when he has nothing to do, just to catch me drunk!"
"Could you have changed my grandfather too?"
"No, you definitely won't be my grandfather's change, you love me so much, how could it be my grandfather's change!"
Zhang Yangdan watched Qian Miao stage an eight-o'clock bloody drama against a tree painfully, I really don't know how badly he was abused by his grandfather, and the psychological shadow area is not ordinarily large.
"You go to sleep obediently, and your grandfather won't be anything else. "Yes, I have to become a big fool, let's settle down first, and then toss like this, Zhang Yang doesn't want to live in peace.
This time, Qian Miao did not refuse, grabbed Zhang Yang's pants, and An An went upstairs to sleep.
Zhang Yang was stunned and didn't understand why this Qian Miao had such a soft spot for his pants!
Pulling the waist of his pants to place Qian Miao, Zhang Yang turned around and was about to get him some hangover medicine, but just after walking a few steps, he heard the sound of rustling behind him, and when he looked back, his eyes almost didn't fall out.
Qian Miao was still in bed just now, why did he climb up along a pillar of the tent next to the bed now, Meng Xun not only did not stop him, but also kept cheering Qian Miao underneath, "Higher, higher, climb to the top." ”
"Meng Xun, what the hell are you doing!" Zhang Yang was about to cry, and hurriedly ran to the side of the bed to drag him down, but he couldn't reach him.
"Well, we rats have this competition, who climbs to the top of the bed first and bites the tent down, and monkeys climb trees is a habit, there are no trees in this house, he can only climb the pillars. Meng Xun explained, his face was frank, and there was a trace of guilt.
But Qian Miao is a drunken monkey! He should really be bold when he is timid.
Seeing that Qian Miao was already afraid of the top of the bed, stepping on a wooden bar and playing acrobatics, Zhang Yang still had time to worry about Meng Xun, and wanted to pull him down when he stepped on the bed.
"Don't pull me, I want to fly!" Qian Miao was quite stubborn, holding the bed frame with both hands but refusing to come down, and kept kicking Zhang Yang with both feet, saying that he wanted to fly freely.
"Qian Miao, I poured you your favorite thing, you come down and drink it. Seeing that it didn't work, his face was kicked several times, Zhang Yang could only endure this breath and use a killer move.
Turning his head and telling Meng Xun to pour a glass of juice quickly, he held Qian Miao with one hand and took the juice from Meng Xun with the other.
"What do you drink?, my favorite?" As soon as she heard that there was something to drink, Qian Miao seemed to recall the wonderful taste of wine again, and immediately slipped and fell to the ground, which made Zhang Yang jump a lot.
"Come on, drink, freshly squeezed. Originally, I wanted to ask Meng Xun to pour milk, but it was a bit different from wine, Zhang Yang had to lie to him with juice, and I didn't know if drinking juice had the effect of relieving hangover.
Picked up the cup and smelled it, and found that it was not the smell of wine he expected, Qian Miao was a little depressed, but being disturbed by Zhang Yang like this, it lost its interest in climbing trees, turned around and staggered and pulled the sheets and draped them on its body, leaned its back against the bedpost, shook its hands, twisted its waist, and actually danced pole dance......
At this time, Zhang Yang was completely intoxicated, but he didn't expect this monster to have this hand, and he danced quite enchantingly.
Immediately took out his mobile phone and filmed it, thinking that next time this Qian Miao dares to drink more, he will show him this video to see if his monkey ass dares to be red.
"Come on, be happy, there's a lot of time anyway. Come on, wandering, there's a lot of direction anyway. Come on, pretentious, there is a lot of scenery anyway, ah~ itch...... "Meng Xun, a guy who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, played Qian Miao with great interest, or is it this kind of divine comedy that I don't know how to describe......
With Meng Xun's rhythm, Qian Miao seemed to have found a hurry, twisting and rubbing her back against the pillar, cocking her buttocks from time to time, squeezing her shoulders, and the rhythm of dancing became more and more charming with Meng Xun's singing.
Kneel, Zhang Yang wants to post this video on the Internet, and click less than 10 million of his live broadcast Japanese fans! Zhang Yang burst into tears, what kind of second goods is this!
Zhang Yang wanted to cry without tears here, but the two of them had a very happy time, and after the tickling was over, they twisted their butts and shook their legs in Meng Xun's song of "......Ahh
Zhang Yang also didn't understand, obviously Meng Xun was so timid that he didn't even dare to speak out loud, why did she stay with Zhu Lili for a few days, and she developed in a weird direction.
The most important thing is, who gave her that divine comedy! Why don't you sing Fahai, you don't understand love?
Tossed until the middle of the night, Qian Miao seemed to have exhausted her strength, panting and snoring on the floor, Meng Xun also sang dryly, went back to rest, and the teahouse was quiet again.
It can be regarded as over, Zhang Yang let out a sigh of relief, carried Qian Miao to the bed, and then sat on the edge of the bed and played with his mobile phone, he didn't dare to go away, he was afraid that something would happen to this thing in the middle of the night.