The time for the exam was specified, and Zhang Yang patiently invigilated Qian Miao, only to see him scratching his ears and cheeks for two hours, like a nail under his buttocks.

"The time has come. Ignoring Qian Miao's wail, Zhang Yang snatched the test paper.

But Qian Miao actually hugged Zhang Yang's thigh, pulled his pants and cried, sad like a two-hundred-pound child, "Teacher, that test paper is really ...... It's too difficult!There's a lot of questions, and there's no monster to discuss with me, so what do I do......"

It took a lot of effort to pull Qian Miao off his trouser tube, the green tendons on Zhang Yang's forehead kept beating, and he meowed, and a bunch of general knowledge questions were still said to be difficult? There were also a lot of questions? There were only four answer questions in total, and the most excessive one was said not to be discussed with him? Who was allowed to discuss in the exam? Even if it was an open-book exam.

Looking at Qian Miao, who was still crying on the ground, Zhang Yang raised his foot and kicked him lightly, "If you want to cry, don't delay me to revise the paper." ”

As soon as the words fell, Qian Miao was stunned for a while, and with a wow, she cried and ran away, ran to the tree, hugged the trunk and wept secretly.

"Poof" Zhang Yang couldn't hold back for a while, looked at his back and laughed, he really felt that these monsters were more suitable for the path of comedians, and any one of them was a proper teaser. Xiang Tian threw a big eye, took a red pen and prepared to mark the test paper, and as soon as he read the first question, Zhang Yang collapsed.

Question: Xiao Ming feels that the sun is very strong and the sun is a little uncomfortable, what can he do?

How simple is this, whether it is to wear sunscreen or find a shade to stay in, it will work, even if he says that he will stay in the house and not go out, he will admit it, but Qian Miao's answer made Zhang Yang hurt for a while, what the hell is this.

A: Bring a green hat because the hat can shade the sun, and the green color looks cooler.

Zhang Yang didn't understand it, he wore a hat when he wore a hat, because Mao had to be green, and he couldn't look good when he went out in a green hat.

Seeing the next answer, Zhang Yang was even more devastated, what the hell is this.

Q: What should I do if I go out to eat and the rice accidentally falls on my clothes?

A: Take it off, dip it in the soup and eat it again.

Q: Where should I sleep when sleeping?

Answer: Hanging from a tree.

Q: How can I get to my destination as quickly as possible?

Answer: Swing the tree past.

Zhang Yang trembled and held this test paper, he was angry, he really didn't expect that he actually taught such a thing, he didn't know if he didn't take the test, he was startled when he took the test, no wonder the system gave himself a 0% degree of completion, just with this test paper, not giving a negative number is considered a lot of mercy to the system.

"Qian Miao, come over to me!" Zhang Yang tried his best to suppress the urge to beat him, but his anger was about to materialize, and he looked at Qian Miao who was submissive in front of him with a black face and gritted his teeth, Zhang Yang really wanted to return to the ancient teachings and get a ring ruler to clean him up.

"Old ...... Teacher, what's the matter?" Qian Miao only felt that Zhang Yang in front of him was even more terrifying than his grandfather, and he even forgot to ask him to call the boss.

"Tell me why you're cuckolding?"

"How beautiful green is, green ......" Qian Miao glanced at Zhang Yang who was furious, and didn't dare to say anything for a moment, so she buried her head and went to the scene to check to see how she could escape from his clutches and not be caught.

To prevent him from running, Zhang Yang had already shifted his position, took Qian Miao into a private room, and locked the door.

"What's going on?"

In Qian Miao's eyes, Zhang Yang seemed to be possessed by the principal at this time, and he could escape the whip at any time and tie him up to the hanging tree to dry the monkeys.

He had seen the situation when his headmaster cleaned up a chicken demon, and his expression was the same as on Zhang Yang's face now.

"Green ...... Green ......" Qian Miao trembled her legs, and squeezed out such a sentence between her teeth, this is still a new word he only learned while watching TV a few days ago, and there should be no big problem.

But Zhang Yang was directly amused by him, "What kind of thing is environmentally friendly, and the green color is environmental protection?" glared at him fiercely, scared Qian Miao into a spirit, Zhang Yang continued: "Then eating clothes is also environmentally friendly? Sleeping on a tree is also environmentally friendly? Hanging around on a tree is also environmentally friendly?"

A series of questions smashed at Qian Miao, but he was scared a lot, and a smell of urine filled the space, Zhang Yang frowned and sniffed, and looked at Qian Miao.

Seeing a puddle of yellow water under his feet, and his pants were mostly wet, Zhang Yang hurriedly took two steps back.

As for it, I'm not a demon in hell, and I can still scare people.

was about to speak, but Qian Miao jumped out of the window and ran away after shouting for help.

Damn! This is the second floor!

Zhang Yang hurriedly stepped forward to check, only to see Qian Miao jumping vertically and horizontally on the trunk with his hands and feet, and he disappeared after a while. This can make Zhang Yang angry, and he will run away as soon as he is trained, how can he teach him?

I couldn't stand the smell of urine in the room, Zhang Yang called the waiter to clean it, and the waiter saw the stall as soon as he entered the door, staring at Zhang Yang's crotch for a long time. At this time, Zhang Yang was full of lawsuits, where could he care about what the waiter was thinking, and returned to his room in the inquiring eyes of the waiter.

"System, this monster will run away after saying two words, and I can't catch up, how do you tell me to teach?" With Qian Miao's speed, Zhang Yang may not be able to catch up with him even if he chases after his broken leg, and rubbed his eyebrows helplessly, "Anyway, you don't give any skills, if you meet a monster who is irritable, I still have to live at this time?"

"It's not that the host is lazy, and he doesn't practice his own exercises, so he doesn't have the strength to deserve it. I'll help you call Qian Miao back first, don't be too grateful to me, but the host should also exercise, the exercises can't be, and even the physical strength can't be, you have kidney loss?"

You're losing kidneys! Your whole family is losing kidneys!

secretly complained, Zhang Yang didn't say it, he understood that it would end well if he quarreled with this system, either he was squirted out of cerebral congestion or the system made his head hurt, and he couldn't please it anyway.

"You say my family has exercises? What is that, I haven't seen it. Asking the most critical question, Zhang Yang also thought about it carefully, except for a family motto that has been passed down from generation to generation, he hasn't seen any exercises?

Could it be that he was sold by those ruined ancestors? Apart from this, Zhang Yang really couldn't think of any other reason.

"The host level is limited, and I don't have the right to view the exercises. Throwing out the authority law, the system refused to answer Zhang Yang's question.

His family's ancestral exercises, where to go and get them for him, there are a lot of monster exercises, the key is to be able to practice, even if he can practice, when the time comes, what should he do if he is not a demon? Do you want him to be a ladyboy for viewing? Put it at the door to collect tickets, take a look at one piece, and take ten pictures.

Thinking of this scene, the principal of the monster cram school couldn't help laughing, hurriedly turned off the system connector, threw down the contemplative Zhang Yang, and sent a message to Qian Miao.

After a while, there was a knock on the door of Zhang Yang's room, and a golden monkey stood at Zhang Yang's door trembling with his clothes, I really don't know what he went through.