"Old ...... Teacher, I won't run anymore, don't eat the full banquet, okay!" As soon as he opened the door, Zhang Yang watched Qian Miao appear in front of him with red eyes.

The monkey completely lost his initial arrogance, and almost didn't kneel in front of him and sing conquest.

There were still a few leaves hanging on the messy hair, and his legs were about to hit the ground, holding the clothes he was still wearing just now, exuding bursts of urine and commotion.

"What's wrong with you, what kind of Manchu Han Quanxi? Anyway, you go to your room first and come back, what's the matter with a monkey?"

How did Zhang Yang know, just a moment ago, Qian Miao seemed to have experienced the most terrifying thing in the world, and an interface suddenly popped up in his student system, on which a dish in the Manchu and Han banquets was repeated, called eating monkey brains raw.

At the beginning, Qian Miao could only see a table, which was very strange, and there was a small hole in it, but when it was opened next, his soul was so frightened that his soul was about to fly.

A group of pigtailed men pulled a monkey out of the hole, fixed its head to the hole, took a hammer and knocked out a hole in the little monkey's head, poured hot oil on it, and scooped out the brain marrow with a spoon to eat.

The little monkey was not dead, and the wailing was incessant, and the cry was heartbreaking.

Qian Miao was directly frightened back to the prototype by this picture, "The monkey is so cute, how can these people bear to eat the monkey." "How does he know, not to mention that monkeys are protected animals now, and they can't eat them at all, and even if they can, Zhang Yang doesn't have the ability to swallow this thing.

It's just that he was completely cowardly at this time, he used to hear his grandfather say how easy it is for humans to bully, but now that he sees the picture of humans eating monkey brains, where does he dare to bully humans.

After a while, Qian Miao changed her clothes and appeared in front of Zhang Yang again, and it only took two minutes, and the speed made Zhang Yang amazed, thinking when did this monkey become so well-behaved?

If he knew that just a video of eating monkey brains could scare him into this virtue, Zhang Yang would definitely clean up this group of monsters, isn't it just brains?

Thinking that Qian Miao would definitely not be able to learn it alone, Zhang Yang had to take him out for an outdoor practical teaching.

"Anyway, can you straighten your legs? bend so much that you can drill a dog!" Before he walked out of the door of the teahouse, Zhang Yang instantly felt pain when he saw Qian Miao's virtue.

Usually he walks quite normally, but what happened today, how did he walk like a gorilla.

How did he know that Qian Miao was purely frightened.

Hearing Zhang Yang's words, Qian Miao immediately straightened her legs, and Zhang Yang was even more painful.

"Are you learning to be a robot? Can you walk normally, don't you usually walk well? ”

Just after training Qian Miao, an acquaintance of Zhang Yang came over to him, "Yo, boss, what about coming out for a walk?"

The girl glanced at Qian Miao, who was expressionless, and wondered if she was so unpopular, and her face became a little ugly.

Zhang Yang hurriedly explained: "This is my cousin of a friend's family. He pointed to his head and pouted, "It's a little hard to use your brain, don't mind." ”

"Laugh when you see people greeting you. Turned his head and taught Qian Miao, but when he saw his smile, Zhang Yang only had to cry and laugh, just because Qian Miao's smile was too exaggerated, and his mouth was like a crotch.

"Okay, okay, don't laugh, the pleats of a smile are about to catch up with the pleated skirts of other girls. Rubbing his eyebrows speechlessly, Zhang Yang chatted with the girl for a few words, and left quickly with Qian Miao.

It's a shame!

After walking for a while, Qian Miao pulled the corner of Zhang Yang's clothes, "Teacher, I want to pee." "He's been holding back all the way, and if he doesn't release the water quickly, he will have to pee his pants again.

"Don't say it's so uncivilized in the future, if you want to go to the bathroom, even if you say go to the toilet, do you hear" Zhang Yang picked up the teacher's shelf, stayed in Qian Miao, found a public toilet, and waited at the door.

At this time, just after lunch, most of the residents of Yuncheng liked to come out for a walk after eating, and after a while, Zhang Yang met an acquaintance again.

"Boss Zhang, have you eaten?" This sentence has almost become a unified standard for everyone to greet each other, no matter where it is, you have to say such a sentence.

"After eating, what about you?" Zhang Yang smiled slightly and replied politely.

Who would have thought that Qian Miao listened to the conversation between the two of them, and leaned over to Zhang Yang's side and said, "Teacher, it turns out that you like to eat, next time I will definitely prepare something fresh and hot for you." He wanted to curry favor with his teacher, so as not to be beaten, but he saw Zhang Yang glaring at him with a fiery face, and Qian Miao's hairs stood on end in fright.

Before Zhang Yang could cut him, the buddy next to him laughed, "Boss, where did you find such a living treasure, this mouth is also a little damaged." ”

After dealing with two sentences casually, Zhang Yang fled with Qian Miao, and he couldn't understand why Qian Miao didn't talk much in normal times, but he made so many jokes today.

Taught him how to cross the road and walk the overpass all the way, and I was afraid that he wouldn't remember it and taught him the mantra taught by the kindergarten aunt. What red light stops at green light, what stranger gives you can't eat, this way down can make Zhang Yang very tired, teaching Qian Miaozhen is almost the same as teaching a kindergarten child.

repeatedly told Qian Miao not to put and pee on his lips, Zhang Yang felt that he was almost embarrassed today, he came out and wandered for four or five hours, and his legs hurt a little, and he thought that teaching him was not a matter of a day or two, and he was about to go home, but Qian Miao stopped at this time.

"Teacher, I feel like throwing up on my hips. He remembered that the teacher was not allowed to say, pee and fart, and perfectly avoided these words, but why did the corners of his teacher's mouth twitch so much?

"You said that if you go to the toilet, you will die!" Zhang Yang instantly turned into a roaring emperor and lamented his life.

Others are all over the world when they are teachers, but when he arrives, he is good, and he has become a mentally retarded family.

For several days, Zhang Yang took Qian Miao out every day to be embarrassed, and he felt used to it, anyway, everyone he knew in Yuncheng now knew that he had taught a mentally retarded, and he actually praised him for being caring and contributing to society. even saw that Qian Miao's behavior was becoming more and more normal, and promoted it for him, saying that he could treat brain damage, and received several consultation calls.

Glancing at Qian Miao, who was concentrating on washing fruits, Zhang Yang Lao Huai comforted, the people who have not been lost in the past few days have finally achieved some results.

After thinking about it, he set his eyes on Zhu Xun's food shop next door.

I don't know what kind of path those two monsters are, but it seems that they still have to take a test.