Chapter 428: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die (2)
Many young disciples of the five sects and three sects on the scene endured more than one by one, this Hua Tianyu's mouth was too damaged, and what was even more hateful was that when he spoke, he was serious, and what he said was the same as the real thing, that was really hateful, this person was too bad. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Wei Hongxiang was going crazy and paralyzed, this grandson scolded people for his lack of morality, he was furious: "You are a mad dog!"
Hua Tianyu didn't pay attention to him, he said to Elder Zhao seriously: "Senior, you see, he has entered a manic period, this stage is a diffusion period, it is easy to be infected, if he bites a person, it will infect people, if he bites an animal, it will infect animals, of course, canines are the most contagious."
However, if he can control his emotions, the disease can still be controlled, as long as he is ventilated and the symptoms are relieved and enter the incubation period, then he will not have an attack, so the disease must be smoothed first. ”
The people at the scene were all doctors, and they all knew that Hua Tianyu was talking nonsense, but he was serious and had a serious expression, if he was a layman, he would really let him fool him.
Fang Yuexin covered her mouth, she really wanted to laugh, but she didn't want to be too loud, the eight young female disciples around her giggled one by one, causing the male disciples of other sects to look at this side, this group of Yingying Yanyan is really eye-catching, too eye-catching, originally quite a serious occasion, this time the kung fu is a bit chaotic.
Wei Zigang's face was so angry that his face turned pale, his son went up to humiliate people, how could he, who was an old man, swallow this breath, he said angrily: "The surname is Hua, you don't talk nonsense there, Hongxiang, you give me down." ”
Wei Zigang saw that his son was not Hua Tianyu's opponent, this kid was talking nonsense there with a straight face, his son and Ben couldn't hold their breath, this kind of occasion of wits and courage, who can calm down and who can laugh to the end, the more chaotic and angry, who loses in the end, Wei Hongxiang's kung fu was provoked by Hua Tianyu, this kid is too damn.
Therefore he hastened to tell his son to come down, so that he would not be ugly, and then his face would be dull.
Wei Hongxiang said angrily: "He scolds, he must apologize to me!"
Hua Tianyu shook his head and said with a stiff face: "I never scold!"
Someone below couldn't help it and laughed again, this kid doesn't swear words when he swears.
How could Wei Hongxiang not hear that Hua Tianyu was scolding him for not being human, and his face turned green with anger.
Hua Tianyu continued: "I never scold people, because you are indeed sick, and now your qi is not smooth, and your liver qi is not smooth, this is the ...... disease."
Wei Hongxiang said in his heart: "You are paralyzed, can Lao Tzu's liver qi be smooth? ”
“...... But this is not the main disease, the main disease is still rabies, but fortunately, you have a long incubation period for this disease, and you can't die for twenty or thirty years, as long as you don't move your breath and straighten out your qi, you can't commit this disease, if you do, you need a medicine, just eat it!"
Wei Hongxiang was going crazy, thinking: You are mad dog, your whole family is mad dog, why is this guy's mouth so poisonous, this is a curse that he can live for twenty or thirty years, paralyzed, you only live for twenty or thirty years.
Wei Hongxiang was about to be angry, Elder Zhao was watching from the side, the old man was smiling with his goatee, the more he looked at Hua Tianyu, the more he appreciated it in his eyes, this kid is good, I like this character.
The old man couldn't help but say: "Wei boy, this is indeed a disease, it has to be treated!" The directors below looked at Elder Zhao one by one and didn't know what to say, this old thing is too bad, you are an elder, even if you are angry with each other, you also go up and step on it, this is the rhythm of tearing - forcing again.
Granny Fang had already seen the itching, and she said loudly below: "I can also see this disease, this is indeed rabies, this disease can be cured, just like Tianyu said, it needs to be guided by medicine!"
Elder Zhao wasted no time in asking, "Sister of the Fang family, do you know this medicine inducement?"
Granny Fang said with a smile: "Of course I know, a soak of can cure him for mad dogs!"
As soon as Granny Fang finished speaking, the young people in the audience couldn't hold back anymore, this old man, can this old lady not be teasing like this, this is too capable, you see that Wei Hongxiang is so angry, his face is green.
Wei Zigang really couldn't help it, these two old guys teamed up to bully his son, the uncle could bear it, the aunt couldn't bear it, he said angrily: "You two hometown gangs up to bully my son, do you two still look like elders?"
Granny Fang smiled and said: "Wei Lao'er, what kind of anger are you making, isn't this a doctor for the child? If you are sick, you have to be treated, if this mad dog is not treated in time, you will lose your life at that time, you don't know what to do at all, this is like you!"
What Granny Fang said about this loss, Wei Zigang was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, like your sister, like, old and immortal, bullying my son.
Several other masters of the five sects and three factions couldn't cry or laugh, this is good and started fighting again, you said that you are so old, why are you so aggressive, like a child, this old woman and Elder Zhao are too, you two are old, look at the Wei family father and son.
Elder Zhao didn't forget to step on it again: "Hua boy, you said that the Wei family kid is mad dog, you have to be smooth, how can this be smooth?"
Hua Tianyu said: "Use spells, wish you Ke's spells!" Hua Tianyu said solemnly, how righteous it is, how righteous it is, everyone in the audience wants to laugh one by one.
This kid is wilted, why is he so bad, and he still uses spells, you are a partner bullying people.
Everyone was thinking about it, and suddenly Hua Tianyu on the stage made a startling sound from his throat, a 'hum' sound, everyone only felt that Hua Tianyu was the center, and a voice spread from there, the sound was extremely impactful, and the people who were close only felt their scalps tingling, and their bodies instantly seemed to be overpowered.
Everybody's stupid, what's going on? What's that sound?
Except for Wu Zuorong and Zhao Lao, almost all the people at the scene didn't know what was going on and didn't know what was going on.
Just after this voice came out, almost at the same time, I heard Wei Hongxiang's 'poof', and the voice was extremely embarrassing.
The sonic boom that Hua Tianyu made just now is unknown to everyone, but the sound that Wei Hongxiang made is something that everyone knows what is going on, because this voice is too familiar to everyone, yes, it is a fart, Wei Hongxiang put a big fart in front of the public, a big stinky fart.
Not only was everyone stunned and stunned, even Wei Hongxiang was stupid, what the hell was going on, why did he suddenly let go of such a big stinky fart.
Nima, Wei Hongxiang can't wait to dig into the cracks!(To be continued.) )