Chapter 427: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die (1) [Second Update]
Elder Zhao's words made many people laugh, and the originally serious occasion suddenly became as weird as it was. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, when the people in the laughter saw Yu Chiyuan's green face, they hurriedly straightened up, pretending that they were not smiling, and Yu Chiyuan's lungs were going to explode.
Wei Zigang said with a calm face: "Elder Zhao, what we assess is fairness and justice, if you assess like this, what else do you test, you just announce that the surname Hua has passed." ”
Elder Zhao glanced at Wei Zigang: "What you said is not true, then, everyone, I will announce now: Hua Tianyu has passed the level, no need to take the test"
Wei Zigang almost lost his anger and scolded in his heart: "Zhao Laogou, you still have a blue face." ”
He gasped and said, "I mean, how can you just announce that he has passed!"
Elder Zhao's goatee cocked again: "The surname is Wei, didn't you ask me to announce that Hua Boy had passed the test? What's the matter, it doesn't count again, are you talking or farting, since what you said doesn't count, what nonsense are you talking to me?"
Wei Zigang was furious: "The surname is Zhao, you are too much, how can you talk?"
Elder Zhao said: "I'll just talk like this, you bite me, this is my assessment, with you chirping, fingering?"
Dare to take the test as you want when you take the exam, and you can come as hard as you want. When Lao Tzu took the exam, you jumped out one by one, and you were needed? Will I take the test, or you will take the test, and if you have the ability to come up to the test, call me a fart!"
Elder Zhao's temper came up and said anything, and it was a great spectacle for two sixty or seventy-year-old men to jump and curse there.
The older ones can still understand, the younger disciples of the five sects and three sects are dumbfounded one by one, these old men are fighting fiercer than the other, but they are really gaining knowledge.
Granny Fang looked at it and laughed, this old woman is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she didn't expect that she hadn't come out to jump and scold people, Elder Zhao jumped out first, sure enough, there are still many righteous people in this world, she looked at Elder Zhao a lot, this old man, it's very cute.
The people with status in the five sects and three factions don't look good, these two old men are really going to pinch up, so they hurriedly persuade them. Everyone was gossiping, and finally got the two old men to stop, and a good break turned into a shrew scolding the street.
Wu Zuorong could see that Elder Zhao was deliberately trying to stir up this game, and this old man must be afraid that Hua Tianyu would not understand Zhu Youshu, so he did not hesitate to offend the Medicine King Gate and the Divine Needle Gate on the field, and Wu Lao was moved in his heart.
He said: "Brother Zhao, you are also angry, you are the home court in this assessment, you say it, Tianyu, this kid still has some real skills, you can rest assured that he can't pass the test, that is because he is not good at learning, let him pass with real skills!"
Wu Zuorong's words are the final conclusion for the coffin, this is to ask Elder Zhao to take out something to test Hua Tianyu!
Elder Zhao didn't understand for a while, he glanced at Wu Zuorong deeply, could it be that Wu Zuorong wanted him to take the exam with confidence, but this Zhu Youke ......
Elder Zhao really knows that he hasn't learned Zhu Youshu, so he still has a fart, and if he takes out a talisman casually, the other party will be able to take the test, so how can he take the test.
Seeing Elder Zhao's hesitation, Wu Zuorong knew that Elder Zhao was not at ease and didn't understand what he meant, so he said again: "Brother Zhao, Tianyu, this kid has understanding, what our generation of Chinese medicine people can't do, maybe he really did it, you can rest assured that he won't let you down!"
Elder Zhao understood, Wu Zuorong was giving him a reassuring pill, could it be that Hua Tianyu really understood Zhu Youshu? He glanced at Wu Zuorong, and saw Wu Zuorong nodding to him, and the two of them instantly tacitly agreed!
Yu Chiyuan was stunned, what is the situation, what does Wu Zuorong mean by this old man, Yu Chiyuan 'groaned' in his heart, he thought of Wu Zuorong leaving the scene angrily just now, your sister, isn't this old dog acting for him, can Hua Tianyu really wish you the art, and Wei Chiyuan's face will be as ugly as it is.
Elder Zhao finally understood this time, he laughed, looked at Hua Tianyu with a smile and said, "Kid, let's start the exam." As your teacher said, let's show people our real skills. ”
Elder Zhao put away his smile and said solemnly: "The method of blessing passed down by our ancestors, that is, the treatment including Chinese herbal medicine, as well as the use of charms to treat diseases.
The curse of the "wish" is also, and the cause of the illness of the "by" person is also. The concept of "Zhu You" is very wide, our Chinese medicine Zhu You technique includes forbidden law, spell method, Zhu method, talisman method, modern medicine believes that our Zhu You technique and Western medicine suggestive therapy, psychological therapy, hypnotherapy, music therapy is a truth, that is they are unheard.
The combination of Chinese medicine and Taoism, although I dare not say that it can cure all diseases, but there are some specific diseases, with our Zhu by the law can play an indescribable role, others say that the thirteen branches of Chinese medicine are witchcraft, is feudal superstition, but the old man I don't think so.
What is science? What is known? What is not recognized is not science? This is unfair to Zhu Youke of Chinese medicine, because if you don't know it, you think it's superstition, it's dross, it's bullshit.
Child, old man, my Zhu Yushu is only a little bit of the surface, I don't know how much you know, we have this opportunity to communicate today, old man, I will definitely use the ability to take care of the house, we have to convince people, don't say much else, you take the question!"
Hua Tianyu was in awe, Elder Zhao's words reached his heart, this is the real Chinese medicine person.
Elder Zhao picked up the yellow paper, he drew a spell on it, and then pushed it in front of Hua Tianyu, Hua Tianyu glanced at it, and he said: "This is the 'Calm God Rune', which can treat children's convulsions, crying in the middle of the night, this charm hangs on the child's body, and can play the role of calming the spirit and nourishing the soul!"
Elder Zhao's eyes flashed with a surprised expression, he didn't expect Hua Tianyu to really know.
He drew another talisman, Hua Tianyu looked at it, he said: "This is the 'Yin Talisman' of the Zhenyin House, some old houses are located in the Yin Evil Land, people who live in this kind of house for a long time, if the Yang Qi is insufficient, they will be injured by the Yin Evil, and they will be sick for a long time, so the Town House can dissolve the Yin Evil Qi!"
Elder Zhao drew more than ten talismans in a row, Hua Tianyu answered them all correctly, Elder Zhao became more and more surprised, how could this kid just know Zhu Youshu, is he clearly proficient! No wonder Old Man Wu spoke like this, it turned out that this old thing knew that his apprentice knew this, and he had already known this, he rushed out to offend people and do fart, but Elder Zhao was only slandering, since he jumped out, he was not afraid of offending Wei Chiyuan and them at all.
He took the test of Hua Tianyu here, and the people below couldn't understand it, because few people from the five sects and three factions knew this.
Originally, he jumped out to support Hua Tianyu and already caused some people to be dissatisfied, but now he made a talisman to record it, Hua Tianyu said it, and those people didn't believe it, this is obviously cheating, because others don't understand, Zhao Lao'er is right, Hua Tianyu can clearly say nonsense, who will prove that he is right!
Wei Hongxiang couldn't hold back at this time.
He protested below: "Uncle Wei Chi, this is not fair, how do we know if what Hua Tianyu said is right? It's okay to talk nonsense. ”
Wei Hongxiang mustered up the courage to say what he wanted to say. In fact, what he said Wei Chiyuan also wanted to say, but if he was the president of an association who publicly questioned Elder Zhao, he would have to tear it up again.
What happened just now is vivid, and if it continues like that, there is no need to break through this level today, and the five sects and three factions can be torn up until night.
Now that Wei Hongxiang brought it up, Wei Chiyuan immediately climbed up the pole.
"Brother Zhao, look, what the Wei family kid said is right, you see ......"
This time, Elder Zhao was surprisingly calm, he didn't lose his temper, but said kindly: "What the master of the Wei Chi Sect said is also right, this Zhu Youshu does not know many people, I am a Kaohua boy here, you don't understand, it is indeed opaque."
That's it, I'll test a few spells for Tianyu, boy, you know!"
Hua Tianyu smiled: "I know a little bit about it!"
Wu Zuorong looked at his beloved disciple with a smile, and thought: "This little rabbit cub can pretend to be better than the old man, and I know a little bit about it, I'm shameless for you!"
Elder Zhao already understood Hua Tianyu's strength at this moment, and he was like a mirror in his heart, fart, you don't know a thing or two, who did this kid learn from, insidious!
"In this way, call someone up, let's compare!"
Wei Hongxiang raised his hand directly and said, "I'm sick, I'll come!"
When Elder Zhao saw Wei Hongxiang jump out, he glanced at him with a smile: "It's you, come up!"
Wei Hongxiang is deliberately trying to make trouble, he doesn't believe in any Zhu Yushu, he decided, Lao Tzu just doesn't follow your routine, I'll see what you can do with me.
Elder Zhao said to Hua Tianyu, "Boy Hua, do you think the boy of the Wei family is sick?
Hua Tianyu had already seen that this kid was not pleasing to the eye, paralyzed, and during this time, he jumped out again and again like a jumping horse monkey to make trouble for him, as if he had robbed his wife, alas, no, it seems that this kid is interesting to the other girl, but this guy is simply a toad who wants to eat swan meat.
Hua Tianyu has long wanted to find a chance to repair him, good guy, now that he has jumped out, he is really ignorant and fearless, Lao Tzu will kill you!
How did Wei Hongxiang know that Hua Tianyu was sinisterly thinking about how to mess with him, he was provocative, this guy was well planned, but he didn't get it.
Hua Tianyu looked at Wei Hongxiang with a smile, and he said to Elder Zhao: "There is a disease, he is definitely sick, but I can cure some diseases, and I can't cure my diseases!"
Elder Zhao said, "What do you say?"
Hua Tianyu said: "For example, he is angry now, and this qi machine is not going well can be cured with Zhu Youshu, but I can't cure his rabies!"
After Hua Tianyu finished speaking, many people couldn't help it, and they were all happy, this Nima scolded people without dirty words.
"You... How do you scold people?" Wei Hongxiang said angrily, he was so angry that he seemed to want to do it.
Hua Tianyu pointed at Wei Hongxiang and said, "Look, if you say you're sick, you're sick!"
Poof, some people couldn't hold back anymore and sprayed on the spot.
Fang Yuexin couldn't hold back when she came down, and she laughed all of a sudden, laughing, a hundred flowers were discolored, a smile, a smile of the country! )