After the teacher took the lead in applauding, Lan Lan opened her mouth and sang a nursery rhyme of a year-old child. , no, it should not be said to be a children's rhyme, but it should be said to be a children's rap, or a children's rap:

"Mom's mom is called grandma, and mom's dad is grandpa. Mom's brother is called uncle, and mom's sister is called aunt. Daddy's dad is called grandpa, daddy's mom is called grandma......"

Lan Lan had just sung a couple of sentences here, and Taotao, an unconscious little girl, jumped out again, put on a tireless teacher posture, and said earnestly:

"Lan Lan, we have grown up, not old children. Can't you be more mature? I can sing this nursery rhyme when I'm two years old!"

Originally, Tao Tao was very cute, and then pretending to be such an old-fashioned appearance with a childish face, it was even more cute to the audience. Even Li Jian, who felt a headache when she saw a child, felt that this little Lori was a little cute.

However, Li Jian felt cute, and Lan Lanke felt angry, and said with a red face:

"I didn't finish singing, how do you know it's you?"

"I've just heard of it!"

Seeing that the two little Loli were in a bit of a cockfighting posture, the teacher hurriedly pulled the fight and asked Lan Lan to continue singing.

"Taotao, don't be so rude. When others perform programs, you have to listen attentively. Lan Lan, you keep singing, Dad's mom is called grandma, and then what?"

As a result, Lan Lan sang the next paragraph, which made Li Jian laugh again.

"Daddy's mom is called grandma, and daddy's little is called ...... Taotao, have you heard of this? Do you know what Daddy's little name is?"

"Daddy's Little ...... Call...... Called......"

Looking at Lan Lan's provocative appearance, Tao Tao, who was like a villain before, was finally a little blind, rolled her eyes wildly, and muttered vaguely a few times before she tentatively gave the answer:

"Daddy's little scream...... Little vixen?"

"No, you're wrong. ”

Seeing that Tao Tao answered incorrectly, Lan Lan proudly gave a disdainful look, and then gave the correct answer very ostentatious:

"Daddy's little slut!"

The dialogue between the two Lori, the expressions of the two Loli, completely made Li Jian unable to hold back. Haha laughed.

Of course, Li Jian laughed, but the kindergarten teacher had a dark face. A bear child who just came out talking about "Sima Guang Throwing Stones" came out, and then a bear child who sang "Daddy's little name is a little slut" popped up. People who don't know can't think that these are all taught by her teacher? This is simply a slap in the face of her as a teacher.

So, the teacher asked with a dark face and in a somewhat intimidating voice:

"Who are you talking about?"

"My mother!"

This Lan Lan proudly pointed her hand to the delicate young woman sitting beside her, and ushered in the envious eyes of her peers, as well as the black faces of the parents.

looked at Lan Lan's smug expression. and that Lan Lan's mother was a little embarrassed and a little proud, Li Jian was about to breathe with laughter:

"Is the world changing fast, or am I getting old fast......? Is it so humorous? And this Lan Lan is really cute, I really want to hug her...... Mom!"

As soon as Li Jian finished speaking, a hand slapped him on the shoulder. When Li Jian looked back in amazement, he found that it was a strange buddy who was standing next to him smoking before, a man who looked to be more than ten years old, with a stout Chinese face, and a very classical and masculine authentic Northeast man.

Li Jian asked a little inexplicably:

"What's wrong with you?"

Hearing Li Jian's inquiry, Dahan smiled gloomily. After stretching out his finger and pointing at Lan Lan, who was showing off to introduce his mother, he said in a baritone as thick as a subwoofer:

"Let me introduce you to you, the Lan Lan you mentioned is surnamed Luo, and I am also surnamed Luo. ”

Dahan's introduction made Li Jian stunned for a moment, then pointed at Lan Lan and then at Dahan, and said:

"You're Lan Lan's father?"

"Yes, Lan Lan is my daughter. The mother of Lan Lan that you want to hug is my wife!"

When this guy said the word 'hug', his accent was very heavy. Let Li Jian finally know what this big man really wants to say, and explained with a smile:

"Big brother. Don't be jealous. I only say that I think, but I don't mean to put it into action. ”

Seeing that Li Jian smiled, Dahan also smiled. The gloom on his face suddenly disappeared, and he blinked and said:

"I know. I'm not jealous. I just want to tell you that the famous flower has a master, and you can only think about it. Don't talk about you, even if I sleep with my wife in my arms every day, I want to hug my wife when I see my wife so cute. ”

Dahan's expression changed suddenly. The funny appearance made Li Jian understand at once, this guy turned out to be a fun-loving sex and a naughty master. So, Li Jian spoke more openly, and joked jokingly:

"It's good that your daughter looks like a sister-in-law, if she looks like you, it's going to be troublesome!"

As Li Jian expected, this guy is indeed a master who can afford to make jokes, and after listening to Li Jian's familiar tone, not only did he not get angry, but nodded with a smile:

"Although you don't like what you say, but you're right, my daughter really has to be like your sister-in-law, if she really looks like me, I should worry that she won't be able to marry in the future. If this is the case, my daughter will have to sing in the future and become the first brother after Brother Chun's great-brother, Brother Lan.

Brother Lan: Actually, it's not bad, huh?"

This buddy's self-deprecating and narcissistic words made Li Jian couldn't help laughing. Interestingly looking at the very serious, actually very funny buddy in front of him, and thinking about the Lanlan mother who handed over her daughter's nursery rhyme, Li Jian sincerely felt that these two in-laws were really a good match, really right, and really interesting.

After a few words, the two men who had just met seemed to have narrowed the distance. Whether it is Li Jian or Lan Lan's father, they all feel that the tempers of the two seem to be very compatible.

So, after laughing a little, Lan Lan's father, who was originally just going to nod and be familiar, stretched out his hand and said:

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Luo Xi Mountain, the 'Luo' of "Luo Shen Fu", the "tin" of "gold, silver, copper, iron and tin", and the "mountain" of "Himalayas"! ”

After listening to this buddy's self-introduction, Li Jian's expression suddenly became a little strange, as if he was holding back a smile, he also stretched out his hand, shook hands with this buddy, and introduced himself:

"Li Jian. Mu Li, simple Jane, opened a restaurant. ”

The strange expression on Li Jian's face was a little obvious, so after shaking hands with Li Jian, this Luoxishan children's shoes couldn't help but ask curiously:

"Why is your expression so strange? Is my name funny?"

"No, I just thought of a friend whose name is very similar to yours. ”

Speaking of this, the smile on Li Jian's face became more obvious, and he glanced at Luo Xi Mountain. Goes on to explain:

"It's a female netizen of mine, her online name is 'Luoxi Mountain', not your Luoxi Mountain, it's the 'West Mountain' that falls, and the 'West Mountain' of the waning West Mountain. The most interesting thing is that do you know what her husband's online name is? So, haha, I'm sorry! Haha, as soon as I hear your name, I think of that undisciplined sister. Hahahaha!"

As soon as Li Jian's words came out, he didn't let this buddy laugh along, but his expression became a little weird, and he stared at Li Jian who was smiling for a long time before he asked curiously:

"If you say the 'Luoxi Mountain' of the 'Undisciplined Forum', that's me!"

"How is it possible? 'Luoxi Mountain' is my sister, and I know her very well. I also talked to him about it, and the absolute force is a woman. ”

"That's right, that's me!"

Seeing Luo Xishan nodding solemnly, Li Jian was a little dazed. Asked:

"Are you really 'Luoxi Mountain', the husband of 'Luoxi Mountain', who is 'Sunset Xishan'? Could it be that you have a boyfriend besides Lan Lan's mother? You are a two-headed snake that eats both men and women?"

Said here. Li Jian couldn't help but shudder, and quietly distanced himself with a guarded face. Looking at Li Jian like this, Luo Xishan was a little angry, and raised his middle finger angrily and said:

"You're a two-headed snake, and you only like women!"

After speaking, Luo Xishan turned his head and greeted Lan Lan's mother, who was biting her daughter's ear:

"Girl. Come over and meet an acquaintance. ”

Seeing Lanlan's mother getting up and walking this way inexplicably, Luo Xishan turned his head again and said to Li Jian:

"My wife is 'Sunset West Mountain', by the way, I forgot to ask, which one are you?"

Li Jian, who was a little confused by this couple who played anti-strings, looked back and forth between Luo Xishan and Lan Lan's mother who was walking over a few times before replying in a fluttering tone:

"You know Donkey Leisure, right?"

"Are you a 'donkey idle'?"

As soon as Li Jian's words came out, Luo Xishan and his wife, who had just come closer, exclaimed in unison.

"I'm just a donkey. ”

Speaking of this in a strange tone, Li Jian first looked at Luo Xishan's super masculine and generous face, and said with a disgusting expression:

"It's the 'donkey Xiaoxian' who wants to invite you out to eat Malatang and wants to live next door to you and change his surname to Wang!"

Then, Li Jian turned her head to look at Lan Lan's mother's delicate, young woman's face, and said with a strange smile:

"It's also the one who communicates with you about resources, talking about 'Lola Takizawa', 'Hatano-sensei's acting skills', 'Sakai's butterflies', 'Uniqlo's dressing room'! ”

"Sure enough, it's you!"

At this time, Luo Xishan and his wife completely believed it.

As a result, individuals who were originally familiar on the Internet can no longer be familiar, but they have always been familiar with one side.

Especially Lan Lan's mother, Zhu Lanxin, is even more enthusiastic about Li Jian. looked at her husband with a wicked smile, and praised Li Jian:

"Sure enough, you men know men better. The methods you told me about hiding private money are so easy to use, it's really a good one!"

Hearing his daughter-in-law say this, Luo Xishan was sad and angry, and pointed at Li Jian tremblingly:

"It turned out that you guy told her. I just said, I'm hiding it so well, how can I let him turn it over every time. ”

…… (To be continued.) )