'Undisciplined Forum' is a niche forum, the forum is full of all kinds of undisciplined jokes, full of all kinds of undisciplined jokers. The people who have been in the forum all the year round are basically the kind of undisciplined people who can afford to make jokes, tell meat jokes, and are good at all kinds of brain teasers related to the lower body.

Therefore, although Li Jian and Luo Xishan met for the first time, because they had a lot of online interactions, they also roughly knew each other's temperament, so as soon as they met, they were very able to chat. After a few words, he is familiar and affectionate like an old friend for many years.

When Li Jian and Zhu Lanxin finished talking about the thirty-six caves and seventy-two blessed lands where men hide their private money, and chatted with Luo Xishan for a while about which one is stronger, Luo Xishan suddenly spoke:

"Find a time to ask your wife 'Gao Baixiu' out, and let's have a meal together, right?"

"Find a time? No, I'll call her right now! ”

As he spoke, Li Jian turned his head with a strange smile and raised his head towards Xue Qi, who was accompanying Peach Little Lori:

"Kiki, come here. I would like to introduce you to two acquaintances, my sister and my brother-in-law! ”

"Call him? Do you tell me that he is your wife's 'Gao Baixiu' in the forum? ”

"That's right, it's him! But he's 'Gao Baixiu', yes, he's my wife, that's what you guessed, I've never admitted it." Don't believe you, go to the forum and flip through the old posts! ”

"I didn't admit it, but I didn't deny it either? Originally, I thought that the two of us would be undisciplined enough to play anti-strings, but you two are even more ruthless! ”

"It's not that we're ruthless. It's you stupid! ”

"Damn!"

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In addition to working in Kyoto for eight years, Li Jian and Xue Qi can be said to be inseparable from Meng. Even when Li Jian was in Kyoto, the two did not break contact. Play games together, water forums together.

Since Li Jian has become a veteran of the 'Undisciplined Forum', Xue Qi naturally can't run. Since Li Jian is familiar with 'Luoxi Mountain' and 'Sunset West Mountain', Xue Qi will naturally not be a stranger.

Because you don't need to hide yourself on the Internet, you don't have to be afraid of losing face, so in the 'No Discipline Forum', one by one the screen names are also far away from the festival.

'Luoxi Mountain' and 'Sunset Xishan', the two anti-black couples who are 'second wife' and 'second husband' in the forum every day. Needless to say. The meaning of the name is clear at a glance.

Li Jian's name 'Donkey Xiaoxian'. It's also deep.

In today's society, it is known that the best man in the hearts of women is 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian'.

Pan refers to the appearance of Pan An, the first beautiful man in ancient times; Donkey refers to having a big guy like a donkey, and can have the same endurance as a donkey in some aspects; Deng. refers to a wealthy family, as rich as Deng Tong, a wealthy man in the Han Dynasty; Small, refers to careful and careful care; Leisure refers to having spare time to accompany you.

Li Jian's 'Donkey Xiaoxian' is refined from these five words. It means that in addition to having no money and no appearance, he has all three other things. It's self-bragging, and it's self-deprecation.

And the origin of the name Xue Qi's 'Gao Baixiu' is similar to Li Jian's 'Donkey Xiaoxian'.

Just like 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian' is a woman's dream male god, men also have the standard of a dream goddess, that is, 'thin, tall, white and young'.

"Skinny". It means that the body is slim; "Tall" means tall; "White" refers to fair skin; "Young". It is the age of youth; "Xiu" is a delicate appearance.

And Xue Qi is more than 180 centimeters tall, which can barely be regarded as 'tall' in the north. Xue Qi's skin is like Glenn, plus he spends most of his time in the office, and he can't be blown by the wind, rain, or sun, so his skin is delicate and fair. It's better than many girls' skin, and it's 'white'. Xue Qi has the excellent genes of the Xue family. is definitely a handsome guy, and the word 'show' is not tarnished when used on him.

Therefore, the words 'Gao Baixiu' used to describe Xue Qi are well deserved, except that the gender is a little awkward.

In addition, Li Jian had already taken advantage of the 'Donkey Xiaoxian', so Xue Qi simply took the name 'Gao Baixiu'.

In the 'Undisciplined Forum', there are countless jokers, idle eggs hurt, and there are hundreds of people who study what 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian', 'Thin Tall and White Youxiu' and other side encyclopedias every day. Therefore, Li Jian and Xue Qi have just been active in the forum every two times, and the source of their names has been dug up by these masters.

Because the words 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian' and 'Thin, Tall and Bai Youxiu' are completely correct, plus Li Jian and Xue Qi often interact on the forum, they are obviously acquaintances. Therefore, everyone thinks that these two guys are related to the forum 'Luoxi Mountain' and 'Sunset Xishan', 'hoe he' and 'dangwu', 'Li Bai' and 'Zhao Xianglu', 'Yellow River' and 'sea current', 'compound' and 'coral', 'Qingming' and 'Hetu', 'bent bow' and 'eagle'...... and so on, like a few undisciplined couples, they are all husband and wife, two people.

And Xue Xiao explained a few times at the beginning, but she couldn't explain clearly, but after she started to call her sister and sister with a few undisciplined women, she actually found the fun of breaking into a woman. simply stopped explaining, just like a shemale in the game, pretending to be a woman. From time to time, talk to my sisters and sisters about men's energy and length, talk about which brand of aunt towel is more comfortable, talk about your sensitive zone, talk about how long it takes to reach the top, talk about chest massage, yoga slimming, and the secrets of fishing Kaizi...... And so on and so forth.

On the one hand, it is a mouthful, on the other hand, it is not refuted or admitted, and although everyone chatted very well on the forum, they have never organized a party in reality. So until now, Li Jian and Xue Qi have been messing around on this forum for several years, and the people in the whole forum still haven't exposed Xue Qi's identity as a 'shemale'. There are still men who like to tease Xue Qi, and there are still women who talk to Xue Qi about very private things.

Therefore, today, when 'Donkey Xiaoxian' suddenly pulled over a handsome guy, pointed at this very handsome, but unfeminine guy, and said, 'This is the good sister of the forum, Gao Baixiu', when the couple of 'Luoxi Mountain' and 'Sunset Xishan' were shocked, you can imagine how shocked.

Especially when I think of the battles between men and women in several forums about 'is something comfortable for men or women', 'is it difficult to be a man or a woman', and 'is a more scientific patriarchal society or a matrilineal society', 'Gao Baixiu' always holds high the banner of feminism and charges at the forefront.

Thinking of 'Gao Baixiu', he often yelled: 'Do you know how painful it is for us women to give birth? Do you know how sad it is for us women to bleed seven days a month? "The old lady has seen through you, even if she cheapens cucumbers and eggplants in the future, she won't give you stinky men", "You men ......" and all kinds of revolutionary slogans led the women in the forum to start a war with you.

'Falling West Mountain' and 'Sunset West Mountain' can't help but sigh:

"I thought that my discipline was zero, and there was no way to surpass it. Unexpectedly, today I actually saw a person who was in arrears, it was ...... I can't bear to look at it! What a mountain is higher than a mountain! ”

Fortunately, the Luo Xishan couple are also people who have been in the forum for several years after all, and there are many strange things about undisciplined, although Xue Qi has gone deeper in the field of undisciplined, but it is not so difficult to accept.

So, after some surprise and some jokes, the atmosphere quickly became harmonious. The four of them chatted again. (To be continued)