Chapter 14: The Fool Down
The fat brother was stunned, and when he saw the fool tearing off the black bear skin directly with his hands, he was completely devastated. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
At this time, the fool directly tore off two bear paws and handed them to the fat brother and said, "Uncle, there is a lot of meat here, you can roast and eat it!"
After speaking, he ripped open the black bear's belly, pulled out the internal organs and threw it to the rice, and he held most of the black bear and gnawed it.
When the fat brother came back to his senses, the big fool had almost eaten, threw the remaining bear meat in his hand on the ground and said to the fat brother: "I'll go wash it, the old man said, wash your hands after eating, and turned around and walked away."
Ah, the fat brother looked at the back of the big fool and saw that the rice was still gnawing on the black bear's internal organs, and pinched himself!
It hurts, it's real.
After a while, the big fool dragged two big trees over, dropped the big trees and said, "Uncle, I picked up firewood, go back and bake it at night to keep warm", saying that he was about to tease the rice, but the rice ran directly behind the fat brother with his tail.
Dasha, oh no, what are your plans?
Uncle, are you talking to me? Didn't I tell you that my name is Dazhu, why can't you remember it? Saying that, the big fool was a little unhappy.
Oh, yes, it's called Dazhu, it's called Dazhu, you look at my memory, others used to call me a big fool, and the fat brother hurriedly changed his words.
That big pillar, let me tell you something: "First, don't call me uncle in the future, I can't grow a few years older than you, or you can call me fat brother, right?, second, when you leave, can you bring me to your Yan Village?"
Da Zhu looked at the fat brother's small body and then looked at himself and said, "Why don't I call you Brother Yu, it's great that you and I go back to the village, the old man will definitely be happy." Speaking of this, Da Zhu frowned again and said: "But this time the old man said that it was too late, and he wanted me to learn the bone forging method no matter what I did this time, and I was not allowed to go back if I didn't learn it!"
When the fat brother heard this, he said in his heart: "Look at the essence of Dazhu, it is still very good, and he is talented, he can definitely be called a strange person, but it's a pity that this family is mentally ill, and I still want to find a way to ask Dazhu to take me to their village as soon as possible, only in this way can I enter human society faster." ā
Thinking of this, the fat brother said: "Dazhu, why don't you take me to see what kind of bone forging Dafa is, one person counts the short, and the other counts the long, maybe the two of us can think of a way together!"
Okay, Dazhu is more anxious than the fat brother, so he picked up the fat brother and walked to the stone cave!
Wait, bring the torches!
Where is the Dafa of Bone Forging?
The old man said that it was in this wall picture, and as he spoke, the big pillar pointed to the mural with many stars depicted!
Why didn't your old man teach you himself?
Neither will the old man.
Then your old man has come to see it?
Dazhu looked at the fat brother like a fool and said, "Can your dead people come to see?"
asked for his own life, and the fat brother fainted completely.
Otherwise, let's dig up this mural and take it back to study it slowly, what do you think?"
That's right, Brother Poor, you're too smart, and patted the fat brother on the shoulder.
Dazhu, you want my life, the fat brother rubbed his shoulders and stood up, and called me Brother Surprise, not Brother Bad!
I'm sorry, brother, I didn't pay attention to the heavy hand, I didn't expect your body to be as good as that earth dog.
The fat brother decided not to argue with the big fool, took out the dagger and said, "Then find a way to cut off this stone wall." ā
Okay, the big fool ran to both sides of the mural and punched him directly, and the broken stone on the stone wall swished and slid down, and he heard a loud shout, and the big fool pulled out a big stone more than one meter deep from the stone wall, and laughed: "This time it's easy to do, I want the old man to see it himself!"
The fat brother looked dumbfounded at the big fool and smirked and hugged a big stone one meter square, my God!
Let's go, bad brother!
You're just holding it?
Or I'll carry it.
When I didn't say it......
Big pillar and so on, I can't run anymore, take a break, take a break. How far is it, don't you say it's fast?" the fat brother roared angrily.
Along the way, Dazhu carried a big stone and still walked like a fly, asking him how far he could get to Shicun, Dazhu just replied quickly, and often complained that he walked too slowly, according to Dazhu's meaning, it is best not to rest or sleep from morning to night.
The fat brother couldn't bear it, and every day before it was dark, he called the big pillar to stop and rest.
Today is the ninth day, the fat brother thinks that as long as he doesn't follow the big fool, he will definitely be able to enter human society in any direction he goes in for nine days, but along the way, he is still unconsciously led by the big fool in the mountains and forests, he is a super fool, he knows that the one who leads the way is a big fool, and he still follows like an idiot, the fat brother wants to cry without tears now, and wants to turn back and find his way, but now he has gone deep into the old forest, and the beasts and birds he saw along the way, the fat brother thinks about it.
This time it's really coming, or we will leave overnight at night, and we will definitely be able to arrive tomorrow night, Dazhu replied seriously.
You put the damn big rock down first, get some water, and get some firewood to eat!"
Although the fat brother has a lot of opinions on the route, in terms of life, the fat brother is still very satisfied with Dazhu. The big pillar is like a machine that will never get tired of infinite strength, the most important thing is to be obedient, and in the mountains and forests, the big pillar is more beast than the beast, generally the beast sees the big pillar from a distance and turns around, and the one who does not run away is the same as when the rice first met the big pillar and collapsed to the ground.
It didn't take long for Dazhu to drag the big tree to the fat brother and said, "Brother Poor, what do you want to eat?"
If you don't have an appetite, take a break. I think you will still be called 'beast' in the future, and I will call you beast beast in the future, and I won't call you Dazhu anymore.
No, the old man said that I am the pillar of Yan Village, so I am called a pillar! What is a beast? The big fool scratched his head and asked.
The beast is a beast king that is more powerful than the beast, you see the beast is only one beast, you have two beasts, that means you are twice as powerful as the beast.
That's not right, even ten or a hundred beasts in this mountain can't beat me, and two beasts are too few.
And Brother Cha, what is that beast like, why haven't I seen it before?
Brother Cha, have you seen beasts, are they delicious?
Poor brother......
Don't talk, I'm hungry, you hurry up and get something to eat, the fat brother quickly interrupted.
Brother Cha, what do you want to eat?
Just get some fruit and a pheasant or duck, the fat brother lay on the ground and arranged unceremoniously.
After eating and drinking, the fat brother looked at the nagging big pillar wrapped in animal skin and sleeping with his head covered, and he didn't dare to talk to the imbecile curious baby, as long as the fat brother talked about it, he would pop out 100,000 why.
Here it is.
It's finally here, the fat brother looks forward, bad!
The fat brother scolded himself secretly: "You idiot, you know that you are a fool, and you followed all the way, this time it's okay, you're on a dead end!"
There is a cliff in front of him, and now he is standing on a cliff with a drop of hundreds of meters, the fat brother looked at the excited big fool and sighed slightly, feeling that the big fool was indeed very pitiful, and thought of the obedience and thoughtfulness all the way. The fat brother said warmly: "Dazhu, you can follow me in the future, I will take you outside to live a good life!"
Really, great, the old man told me before that he would help me find a good big brother to take me on a journey of nine days and ten earths.
Let's go, Brother Cha, go with me to see the old man, as he spoke, he held the big stone with one hand, picked up the rice with the other hand, grabbed the fat brother with the palm of his hand, and pushed him forward.
Before the fat brother had time to resist, he was dragged off the cliff by the big pillar, the fat brother poured wind in his ears, his soul was scattered, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, ready to smash into a meatloaf, and was still falling down quickly, the fat brother said in his heart: "Why haven't you landed yet, I am in a hurry to urinate, I haven't landed, I haven't landed, I haven't landed......" The fat brother opened his eyes and looked at the place where he jumped off the cliff, wow, he had fallen thousands of meters by himself, and the cliff had become a tiny dot, looking down, there were hundreds of meters below.
The fat brother climbed on Dazhu's shoulders hard, clamped his legs around Dazhu's waist, and shouted, "Dazhu, what's going on?"
Brother Cha, it's coming, it's coming, Da Zhuhan said with a smile.
After a while, the fat brother didn't wait for the sound of 'bang', and then looked down, there were still hundreds of meters, if it weren't for the two ears constantly filling the wind, the cliffs and mountain walls were constantly changing, and he was constantly shuttling in the clouds, the fat brother would definitely think that he was floating in the air.
The fat brother looked at the beast with an excited face, knowing that he had encountered a supernatural event, and he couldn't help but be happy and afraid in his heart. On the one hand, I am happy that I may have encountered a great adventure, and on the other hand, I am worried that I have encountered a monster.
Thinking about it, he still shouted into Dazhu's ear: "Is human flesh delicious?"
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