Chapter 15: Yan Village
Da Zhu thought seriously for a while, and when the fat brother looked at the big fool and frowned and thought about it, he felt that his heart was about to jump out, and he heard the big fool say: "It should be delicious, I heard the old man say that Xiao Zhu likes to eat!"
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The fat brother didn't give up and asked the beast again: "Do you eat human flesh?"
Da Zhu said suspiciously: "How can people eat human flesh?" After speaking, Da Zhu's hands trembled, and he asked in surprise: "Brother Cha, you want to eat human flesh!"
Phew, bah, I don't eat human flesh, it's not good to eat human flesh, you have to remember Dazhu, you must not eat human flesh!
I know, it's almost time, Brother Cha hugs me tightly.
The fat brother looked down and saw that there was a big tree below, with huge branches and leaves, and he saw that the beast was about to step on a big leaf, and the big leaf was forced to bend downward, and the beast jumped on another big leaf, and so on several times, and finally fell to the ground.
The fat brother swore that he had never played such an exciting trampoline, and asked in horror, "Have you arrived?"
Dazhu let go of the fat brother and the rice, put down the big stone on his left shoulder, and shouted, "Old man, I'm back!"
The fat brother slumped to the ground, stroked the rice that was also poor with his hand, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we are not dead!"
The fat brother looked into the distance, this was a huge sinkhole, in front of it was a huge tree that reached into the sky, the trunk was like a big mountain pillar, the diameter was at least thirty meters, it was estimated to be thousands of meters high, and the canopy was estimated to cover nearly ten miles. A wooden attic stands on the right side of the giant tree, on the right side of the attic is a large lake, there is a large stone platform in front of the attic, several stone piers, like a giant's dining table, along the stone platform all the way to the fat brother here is a flat grass path, the grass has a ditch through and planted with all kinds of flowers and fruits.
At this moment, an attic ran out from behind the attic, no, it was a one-horned white rhinoceros like a hill, like a locomotive.
It's a good time, Dazhu shouted, and rushed forward with an arrow, Peng's bang together, and he saw Dazhu grab the rhinoceros and press it to the ground!
The rhinoceros roared and stepped on its front hooves and shook off the pillar violently, and at the same time used its horn to continue to the top of the pillar, and the beast dragged away the rhinoceros with both hands, pulled it back and turned sideways, twisted the rhinoceros's head and pressed down, and with a boom, half of the rhinoceros's body was crushed to the ground by the more powerful beast. The rhinoceros was not reconciled, and roared with a roar of hind hooves to shake off the pillar!
The fat brother and the rice watched with their mouths open and the two beasts wrestling with each other!
Okay, stop making a fuss.
This is a white-haired old man in a big coat who doesn't know when he came to the fat brother, the fat brother was suddenly startled, quickly took a few steps back, and said in his heart: "Why is there no sound when this family walks, I am often frightened by the big pillar, and now I am startled by an old man." ”
The old man's words were very effective, and Dazhu let go of the rhinoceros and said to the fat brother: "Brother Poor, this is the old man." ”
Without waiting for the fat brother to speak, he hurriedly told the old man about the things along the way.
The old man nodded, and turned his face to stare at the fat brother
As soon as the fat brother saw the old man's eyes, he felt that his body was involuntarily about to fall into the old man's eyes, these eyes seemed to be a whirlpool in the torrent devouring the fat brother, the fat brother opened his teeth and claws to pull the things around him, and suddenly the old man narrowed his eyes.
The fat brother was in a cold sweat, and then he looked down at the rice, and he opened his big mouth and stuck out his tongue, panting for breath.
"You're here," the old man asked, squinting his eyes.
"Ah, yes, I'm here with Dazhu!" the fat brother replied cautiously.
"You're dead, well, you're dead twice, yes," the old man continued.
Oh, ah! The fat guy was dumbfounded, not knowing how to reply.
"Then you can live with Dazhu for a few days, and let Dazhu help you build a house in a few days!" the old man said and turned around to leave.
Hey, wait, the fat brother hurriedly called out to the old man and said, "Old man, where is this, how do I go back?"
"Go back, you don't want to go back, of course you can't go back!" the old man did not stop.
Da Zhu, where is this, are there any normal people? The fat brother looked at Da Zhu and asked.
Dazhu shook the rhinoceros horn and said: "This is Yancun, there is no one else in the village, there used to be a grandfather Ma who died later, and now there are only me and the old man left in Yancun, and I am normal!
Horse quack!
Dazhu, can you teach me the immortal method?
No.
You're not going to be that good.
The old man said that I was born with divine powers.
Really don't teach?
Not really.
Forget it, Dazhu, I'm going back!
The old man said he didn't want you to go back.
Dazhu, help my brother and send me out!
The old man said he didn't want you to go back.
Big fool, Lao Tzu wants to go back!
The old man said he didn't want you to go back.
For a few days, the fat brother didn't see the old man anymore and didn't see anyone else.
I must go back, this is not a place for immortals, just a paradise for an old madman and a fool, and the fat brother feels that his IQ must be the same as that of Dazhu if he lives again.
On this day, the fat brother grabbed Dazhu and finally spent a few hours to explain his life experience to the big fool, and then told the big fool that he must go back to take revenge, and when the revenge is over, he must come back!
In the end, Da Zhu said: "Brother Cha, even if I take you there, you won't be able to go back now." ”
As long as there is a way, I will definitely be able to go back, the fat brother now feels that his ability to survive in the wild is very high, although it is not as good as Dazhu, a creature that is not human, but as long as you are careful, there is still a great hope that you can survive in the jungle.
Good brother, take me there, let's go and see it first, the fat brother said demagoguously.
Okay, then I'll take you to see it, don't be disappointed if you see it.
Let's go, let's go, the fat brother took a dagger and a suit, called the rice and pulled the big pillar and left quietly.
After following the pillar for dozens of miles, I finally saw a low stone wall, and a reddish-brown deep canyon in the stone wall. Dazhu pointed to the canyon and said, "If you go out from here, you can slowly find your way!"
Lao Tzu will go now, Dazhu, bye-bye! The fat brother said that he was going to go into the canyon.
Dazhu grabbed the fat brother and said, "You can't go now, you see." As he spoke, he grabbed a stone and threw it into the canyon violently, only to see countless lightning bolts suddenly erupt from both sides of the canyon, hitting the stones, magnetically, and the stones disappeared out of thin air with black smoke!
The fat guy shuddered and asked, "This, how can there be lightning here?"
"Every few years, the canyon has a brief period of lull, when lightning is small enough to break through," Dazhu said.
Dazhu, is there any other way? The fat brother still doesn't give up.
No, there is only one way.
How long will it take for a period of refreshment?" the fat brother asked again.
This old man knows, just ask the old man when the time comes.
Half a month has passed, the fat brother sits in the small attic every morning and watches the big pillar compete with the big stone, sits in the small attic every morning and watches the big pillar compete with the big rhinoceros, and sits in the small attic every afternoon and watches the big pillar talk with the big rhinoceros.
The big white rhinoceros is the small pillar, and he often looks at the big pillar and talks to the small pillar and can pat the little pillar's head and say: "Yes, you are so smart, why didn't I think of it" The fat brother thinks that this is a very smart rhinoceros, and it is estimated that the IQ is not lower than that of the big pillar.
At noon that day, Dazhu quietly ran to the fat brother and said mysteriously to the fat brother: "Brother Cha, there is something good to eat tonight!"
Oh, the fat brother is a little interested, what is the good thing? The fat brother has completely given up the plan to go back, and is ready to eat here and wait for death, anyway, with the free labor of Dazhu, he still doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking.
The old man said, "You are too bad, and I am going to give you a cup of pulp," and licked his lips as he spoke.
What is syrup?
Yes, yes, the pulp is the essence of this great god tree, only one drop can flow out a day, this is the old man's baby, I have to wait a year to drink a cup, that taste, tsk...... In the past, everyone who lived in the village drank it once when they were young, but they couldn't form spirits, so the old man didn't give them drinks in the future! The old man said that only Xiaozhu and I were smart and could form spirits, so we could drink it once a year. Da Zhu said a little proudly!
Why is the word smart coming out of your mouth so untasteful, just your IQ, alas, your village is really amazing, the fat brother said with emotion.
Okay, I won't tell you yet, I'll get some game first, and have a good meal in the evening!
A huge stone platform in front of the attic is placed with all kinds of skinned animals, a small part is roasted, and all kinds of fruits are placed, the big pillars and small pillars are squatting on the side of the stone platform anxiously waiting, and the fat brother is sitting on the stone pier by the stone platform with a rice plate.
When the night was about to fall, the fat brother raised his head when he heard the cry of the big pillar, and sure enough, he saw the old man squinting his eyes and holding a gourd sitting on a stone pier in front of the stone platform. I only saw the eyes of the big pillar and the small pillar staring directly at the gourd under the old man's armpit.
The old man looked at the big pillar and the small pillar and couldn't help but chuckle and said, "Look at your gluttony, you all have a share today." Saying that, he pointed to the rice and said to the fat brother: "This soil dog is a bit wasteful if he drinks, it is better to slaughter and eat meat." ”
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