Chapter 170: The Birth of a Family (2)
And it seems that Kim Taeyeon is still the first female guest, so it is understandable that the male MCs are a little arrogant, so whether it is Kang Dae-sung throwing Kim Jong-myung's box or Kim so-ro, the uncle, who ran around the venue three times before shaking hands with other girls, won the understanding of others. Of course, it is the understanding of other people, not the understanding of Lee Hyo-ri, Park Ye-jin, and Kim Jong-myeong, who is lying on the ground to pick up things.
You must know that at this moment, the situation outside the village hall has been reversed due to the arrival of Kim Tae-yeon, Kim Jong-myung and Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin, the two eldest sisters who pointed at his nose to give him a good look, were passively squeezed into the same camp in an instant, and Kang Dae-sung, who kept saying that he wanted to be loyal to Kim Jong-myung to the end of the sea, simply betrayed everything and went to the camp of the male MC, and his footsteps were not three steps away from Kim Taeyeon at all.
"Taeyeon, this is Mr. Kim so-ro, he is the hot-blooded rice of your girlhood. Liu Zaishi began his regular opening introduction.
"This is Dacheng!"
"This is Li Tianxi. ”
"This is Mr. Yoon Jong-shin. ”
"You should know the guy who picked things up there. ”
Jin Zhongming raised his head and looked at Liu Zaishi with a ridiculous expression, how did he become a 'pick-up'?
However, Liu Zaishi didn't eat this set, he continued to introduce himself: "There are also the two over there, I won't say the name, you can call the sisters directly!"
Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin were both laughed at.
may have noticed that Kim Taeyeon was a little rusty and panicked, so Yoo Jae-seok immediately 'corrected' his absurd introduction: "Taeyeon, if you have to greet them one by one, you can call their sister No. 1 and sister No. 2!"
"I did a show with my sister No. 1. Kim Taeyeon hurried over and bowed and greeted.
When have Kim so-ro and others ever seen Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin eat such a suffocation? So several male MCs immediately laughed crookedly, and Lee Hyo-ri was also a little angry at this moment, but he was re-held back by Kim Tae-yeon's polite greeting, so he could only turn his head and continue to look at Park Ye-jin and smile bitterly. However, these two never expected that Jin Zhongming, who had just packed up his things over there, would immediately make up for them as soon as he stood up.
"Don't care, two sisters. Kim Jong Ming comforted him after sliding his travel bag on his shoulder. "Let's be fair. How can Kim Taeyeon have two sisters? Look at how beautiful you are, how good your body is, how tall you are, and you are also knowledgeable and understanding. In short, when it comes to femininity, the two eldest sisters really dumped her. ”
Several male MCs had their teeth sour when they heard the words "Zhishudali and Empathetic", while Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin laughed like a flower.
"But why are the two eldest sisters so good, but the men of the family are all around Miss Kim Taeyeon?" Kim Jong-myung continued to frown and asked pretentiously, and before others could react, he asked directly to Kim Taeyeon. "Taeyeon, how old are you?"
"Twenty. Kim Taeyeon replied a little overwhelmed.
"Twenty !!" A wolf howl sounded immediately, and all the male members of the family went berserk, especially Jin Xiulu, a hot-blooded uncle, who was already excited to shed tears.
As for Kim Jong-ming, he had already been kicked out of the camera's field of view by the annoyed and angry Lee Hyo-ri!
Everybody's here. The show officially began, and everyone began to follow the map to find the residence of the grandfather and grandmother who were going to travel today. But Kim Jong-myung did not see the infamous map as a guest, because the map was in the hands of Kim Tae-yeon, who was surrounded by the stars of the family men, and Kim Jong-myung was excluded to walk side by side with Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin.
But Taeyeon is obviously not very suitable for the cheerful atmosphere of variety shows, and she doesn't know how to make jokes, she actually found a place honestly and seriously with such a good thing in her hand, and then when she arrived at the place and faced a pair of old people, she almost instinctively hid to the side.
In this way, the old man who went on a tour was sent away, and the family began a routine task inspection.
"1. Catch whitebait.
2. Go up the mountain to pick schisandra berries (village work).
3. Be optimistic about your home. ”
"What are we going to do first?" Liu Zaishi still instinctively looked at the family's housekeeper mother-in-law, Li Xiaoli.
"Catch the silverfish!" Li Xiaoli waved his hand and gave the order neatly. "Schisandra will do it tomorrow!"
"I'm against it!" Jin Zhongming raised his hand without knowing how to raise it.
"Why opposition?" Lee Hyo-ri was unhappy with Kim Jong-myung's challenge to his authority.
"I'm not saying against catching whitebait. Jin Zhongming spread his hands. "I just happened to have a fever when I picked up a fishing net. ”
"Are you fools to us?" Lee Hyo-ri didn't know how many times he was laughed at today.
"Let's make a game!" replied Kim Jong-ming unhurriedly. "The only winner of the game can sit on the shore and watch others catch fish!"
Jin Xiulu immediately stood up and twisted his neck defiantly.
The game is about hitting a stick with your head. The sticks were sawn deep in the middle, and it took the least number of times to break them. I won't say much about the specific process, in short, Jin Zhongming entered the soul and the rest of the people knocked on the door of their brains, so the final result was that Jin Zhongming, who was sitting on the stone on the shore and turned on the poisonous tongue mode, became the object that everyone hated.
"Sister Xiaoli, why are you shivering in the water? Oh, I know, you are old, and you can't have legs and feet like Brother Zhong Xin, right?"
Lee Hyo-ri grinded his teeth expressionlessly.
"Brother Xiulu. Sister Yizhen, is the one standing between the two of you your daughter? ”
Jin Xiulu smashed his hateful punch into the water. Park Ye-jin couldn't cry or laugh, and Kim Tae-yeon ran into the deep water area like an escape.
"Taeyeon, don't always stand with Brother Tianxi, you two don't get along, okay? You see Brother Tianxi standing there, the water only reaches his knees, but what about you? The water is out of the waist, okay? Can you grow ten centimeters taller?"
Lee Cheon-hee glanced at Kim Taeyeon, who was looking sad and indignant next to him, and then immediately squatted down. Then there was a stumbling foot slipping into the stream.
"Zhong Ming!" Liu Zaishi, who really couldn't listen to it, couldn't help but fight back, you must know that he is the usual complaining serviceman, how can he stand it if he doesn't listen to it?" "You have too many words!"
"Is there more than you usually have?!" Jin Zhongming was not to be outdone.
"Brother" Jiang Dacheng saw that his foolish brother was humiliated, and he also wanted to help.
"People with small eyes are not qualified to speak!" Kim Jong-ming did not give him a chance to speak.
"Ah~~!" Dacheng let out a venting strange scream. "The family is going crazy with you, can't you let us catch fish in peace?"
"I'm helping you fight for the camera!" Kim Jong said righteously.
The audience was so angry with Kim Jong Ming's shamelessness that they had nothing to say.
The work efficiency in such an environment can be imagined, and it took a lot of effort for everyone except Jin Zhongming to finally catch the poor four or five whitebait more than a palm long.
"Ah, that's it!" Liu Zaishi waved his hand perfunctorily. "Two for lunch, one for breakfast tomorrow, and one for breakfast!"
"yes, yes. Jin Xiulu, who has always been full of energy, replied tiredly. "Let's get it done. If we continue like this, we're going to be mad at that guy on the shore. ”
"Isn't it too early?" asked Jin Zhongming, pointing to the sun, and smiled at him. "It's still early, why don't we go back now? Cook dinner directly (lunch and work meal at this time when the family is born)? Why don't you work harder, catch forty or fifty whitebait, and let's go back to braised it?"
Everyone's heads immediately shook like rattles.
"Let's go diving!" Liu Zaishi suddenly proposed, he is the main creator of the show, and naturally knows everything about today's event. "There's a natural diving field upstream of the creek!"
"And to score!" Lee Hyo-ri immediately followed and nodded. "One person jumps and the others rate him, and then, by the way, decide who will cook at noon. ”
"I recently got a fever when I jumped into the water!" Jin Zhongming immediately held his forehead and lay on the big stone to pretend to be sick.
Park Ye-jin looked at Kim Jong-ming coldly with murderous eyes, Kim so-ro, Lee Tian-hee and others didn't recognize life after a morning of 'full communication', the two of them stepped forward with Dacheng and Yoo Jae-seok to drag Kim Jong-ming, who was suffering from lazy cancer, into the water, and then Yoon Jong-shin also directly covered the fishing net on Kim Jong-myung's head. Well, in his words, 'I see if you still get a fever when you touch a fishing net'!"
"I can really let it go!" said a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes behind the camera group not far away.
"Yes!" nodded in response. "There is no actor at all, in fact, I have the impression that he and Cha Taehyun can be so open in variety shows, but Cha Taehyun can't compare to him, and he also has a KBS ace variety show. ”
"That's why I'm here. The man in the suit nodded in reply. "Although he is still very young, his foundation is already very solid, but among the three major TV stations, we SBS have the worst relationship with him, he has acted in TV dramas in MBC and has been resident in variety shows, and now his relationship with KBS is also extraordinary, and it seems that we SBS do not understand the world. ”
"Are you asking him to act in a TV series?" asked the PD next to him curiously.
"That's right. The man in the suit nodded. "There's a TV series that suits him well. ”
"People don't necessarily agree. After watching Jin Zhongming being dragged onto the lifeboat and sailing upstream, PD also began to pack his things.
"He agrees that it's his, please don't invite it, it's ours!" said the man in the suit with a wry smile. "For us, sincerity is done. ”
Ten minutes later, Jin Zhongming, who was furious, was the first to catch up on the natural diving platform.
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PS again:At four o'clock in the morning, I finished two chapters in a groggy manner.,I originally wanted to come back and break out to repay you for tolerating my kindness during the New Year.,I even imagined the scene of asking for tickets after the outbreak.,Now I don't have the face to ask for votes.,I hope you can like these chapters of variety shows.,Even if it's a variety show, I'll write it very seriously.,I'll never follow the video to have a text version.。 (To be continued.) )