Chapter 171: The Birth of a Family (3)

"Zhong Ming, did anyone tell you that your hairstyle is very dirty?" On the boat below the mini cliff, Lee Hyori was the first to start fighting back.

"Yes!" Jin Zhongming swallowed his saliva and pushed back without showing weakness. "This is a local hairstyle specially reserved for the movie "Mother", and director Bong Joon-ho will be very happy to hear what you say. ”

Lee Hyo-ri: ""

"Zhong Ming, we have to look at the difficult diving action, otherwise we will give you a zero score!" Yin Zhongxin then shouted.

"Even if I jump a 3.9 difficulty move, you will definitely give me a zero score, since it is all zero points, why should I jump so hard?"

"What nonsense? If you can jump 3.9, we'll give you a perfect score. Liu Zaishi, who was standing behind Jin Zhongming and presided over the diving, hurriedly interjected and coaxed.

"What about the liar?" Jin Zhongming turned his head to look at Liu Zaishi's face and accused. "You guys just said okay on the boat, you and I am deaf?"

"Let's sing a song!" shouted Kim Taeyeon, after the fight in the water just now, her nature has slowly come up, and the previous timidity has gradually disappeared, uh, it looks like this is not far from convulsions.

"It's rare for Taeyeon to make a request, then I'll reluctantly sing a male version of "If" Kim Jong Ming's words caused a burst of boos from the bottom of the cliff before he fell, and the rest of the family begged grandpa to sue grandma is coercion and temptation, you don't have any reaction, Kim Taeyeon has to sing a word, it's too bad to take bean bags and dry food!

After singing a song, the audience was completely interested, Kim Taeyeon wanted to applaud but was so frightened by this scene that he stopped, only the invincible Lee Hyo-ri applauded perfunctorily, and Yoo Jae-seok urged behind: "Then jump quickly, before jumping, you are allowed to shout a word to the only one who applauds Hyo-ri." ”

"That. I made a solemn statement when I participated in SBS's variety show for the first time three years ago, and I want to repeat it again today. Jin Zhongming held on to the mountain stone and shouted loudly below, causing Liu Zaishi next to him to jump suddenly, he already knew what Jin Zhongming was going to say. "Sister Xiaoli, you are very good, but please don't pay too much attention to me. I really don't feel like the year!"

With that, Jin Zhongming jumped off the mini cliff with a vertical leap. However, he never climbed into the boat that the MCs were riding on, because Lee Hyo-ri waved the oars and pushed him back again and again, and he had no choice but to climb to a rock on the shore and sit there alone, and the final score was also the expected 0 points.

Subsequently, Park Ye-jin, Lee Cheon-hee, Yoon Jong-shin, and Kim so-ro came on the stage one after another, and the speeches before the dive also turned into a denunciation meeting, and people on the cliff and in the stream blamed each other and exposed each other. The scene was completely chaotic. Seeing these scenes, Kim Jong Ming couldn't help nodding in his heart, you must know that this show has only been seven or eight episodes for two months, and other programs are still in the adjustment period, but whether it is the goddess Lee Hyori of South Korea, the general trend idol Dacheng or those actors who have no variety show experience before, they can all put down their shelves and image baggage in such a short period of time, and then accurately find their variety show positioning and mingle. This really has to be admired. And Liu Zaishi, who kept talking 'nonsense' from beginning to house to guide the audience, let alone Liu Zaishi.

"Ah, it's finally the most exciting time. At this moment, Liu Zaishi was chattering and continuing his explanation. "Miss Kim Taeyeon of Girls' Generation!"

The men of the family on the ship cheered again.

"A girl who is just twenty years old!" Yoo Jae-seok continued to make a loud noise, despite Lee Hyo-ri's pouting lips.

The audience immediately cheered again. Only Park Ye-jin and Lee Hyo-ri squinted and didn't know who they were staring at.

"Fang Ling is twenty!" Liu Zaishi shouted again.

This time, though, he didn't receive the cheers he had imagined. Because Lee Hyori was impatiently furious: "Ah, stop talking nonsense, let her sing, I want to listen to the original version of "If", I want to vomit when I heard Kim Jong-ming's "If" just now!"

The housekeeper's mother-in-law spoke, and naturally no one dared to resist. What's more, in fact, everyone understands in their hearts that it's not that Lee Hyo-ri is really angry, on the contrary, she is helping Kim Taeyeon get the camera, and even if she wants to cut it all after singing a song on the TV station, she can't cut it all. In the end, I have to give a few tens of seconds of separate shots.

In the same way, Kim Taeyeon, who is no longer a rookie, naturally understands the other party's kindness, so Kim Jong-myung, who is sitting under her side, can clearly feel that Kim Taeyeon has completely relaxed under the drive of Yoo Jae-seok and Lee Hyo-ri. Well, the consequence of this is that she began to twitch while singing, and finally made a joke with Liu Zaishi behind her when she followed the lyrics.

"Just turn her face to look at you" Kim Tae-yeon turned her head away, and then confronted Yoo Jae-seok, and then the singing stopped abruptly.

The audience laughed.

"It's pretty cute. Lee Hyo-ri commented with satisfaction below.

"Don't laugh at me for being small," Kim Tae-yeon responded to her by a phrase from a song that has been popular recently, uh, and a cute action.

Jin Zhongming took the lead in covering his face, and his meaning was very simple - I don't know her.

However, what made Kim Jong-ming even more helpless was still behind, and after routinely joking with the following people, Kim Taeyeon was ready to enter the water.

"Have you thought about entering the water?" Liu Zaishi's chatter essence is undoubtedly revealed.

"I'm going to fly out like a bird. Kim Taeyeon gestured with her arms in a flying motion.

"Learn to chirp!" Daesung coaxed below.

So Kim Taeyeon did not hesitate, and even came with some interest, and there was a crow call.

At this moment, even Park Ye-jin couldn't hold back her laughter, and even Kim Jong-ming couldn't hold back when she covered her face. But this is a good thing, in a sense, Kim Taeyeon has successfully won the approval of everyone below with these crow calls. You must know that the most taboo thing in variety shows is that you can't let go, especially the guests, and the guests taking the shelf themselves is a kind of harm to the MCs who work hard to be a foil. What's more, Kim Taeyeon, as the first female guest of "The Birth of a Family", her arrival really caused some pressure on Park Ye-jin and Lee Hyo-ri. Especially Park Ye-jin, after all, she has nothing to do with this little idol, and she is also an absolute senior, but she was used as a foil as soon as she came in the morning. Who is happy in their hearts? It's just because of the effect of the show and the face of Lee Hyo-ri and Kim Jong-myung, who were also at the scene. However, these crows did make her feel that this little girl was still very likable, first, she had no idol baggage, second, she knew what variety shows were all about, and third, it was not in vain that the hard work of the MCs knew how to interact.

And it's already very good to be able to do these three things, at least let Park Ye-jin turn a little bit into a fan of Kim Taeyeon and Girls' Generation.

It's not just Park Ye-jin who feels this, but several other people too. So, when Kim Taeyeon jumped down, all the male MCs on the boat also jumped into the water collectively to play 'Hero Save Beauty'. If it weren't for the goodwill and goodwill, they would never have done it. And due to the number of men, Kim Taeyeon also got the first place in the overall score (except for Kim Jong-myeong's two points, the rest of the men are all ten), it seems that she doesn't need to cook lunch today.

However, some of the climaxes came at the end, when Yoo Jae-seok, who was afraid of heights, stood on top of the mini cliff and was about to establish an image that was not a coward, Lee Hyo-ri secretly stepped forward and stabbed him into the stream with a neat thousand-year killing. Jin Zhongming's eyelids jumped really when he saw this scene. The eldest sister is really not afraid of heaven and earth, and Luo Jingen will definitely watch it well, but then again, this momentum is invincible in the world Li Xiaoli, and this show undoubtedly belongs to Liu Zaishi and Lee Xiaoli.

The diving event took a long time, everyone took a little shower, changed their clothes, and quickly ate a boxed lunch as lunch, and then immediately began the next stage of shooting, that is, the shooting at dinner time. This is not because they are hungry, but because, in their experience, dinner is destined to take a lot of time.

Shooting at the beginning. I saw Lee Hyo-ri sitting on the platform in the corridor and commanding with great Wang Xifeng's posture to finish the work, and it was useless to have any diving scores, high scores, and low scores, and Kim Taeyeon, the highest score, was actually assigned to pick vegetables in the vegetable garden halfway up the mountain with Lee Tianxi! Park Ye-jin was still a professional fish-killing household, while the foolish brothers Yoo Jae-seok and Dae-sung were still arranged to do rough work. So, seeing that the situation was not good, Jin Zhongming also honestly took the initiative to 'wash rice'. It's just that this scoop of rice has been shopping for a long time, Liu Zaishi and Dacheng are in the pot and he is 'washing rice', and he is still 'washing rice' after the water is mixed, and he is still washing rice after the two brothers finish chopping firewood and cutting vegetables!

"Ahh "What are you doing, kid? Are you sick from getting sleepy after a lot of rice? Are you really going to be lazy today?"

"Nothing!" Kim Jong Ming turned his head and explained sincerely. "How can there be that kind of disease? It's just that I'm not good at washing rice by nature. That's why it's slowing down."

"How can someone not be good at washing rice? Who wouldn't do this kind of simple work?" Liu Zaishi couldn't help but 'get angry'. "Do you know how much work Dacheng and I did when you were washing rice?"

"You can't say that. Jin Zhongming took advantage of the situation to put down the rice washing water and stood up to make a tirade. "It is well said in the book, there is a specialization in the art industry, and there is a sequence of hearing the Tao, and some of these seemingly simple and ordinary housework are actually not good for some specific people as soon as they do it."

"Stop!" Dacheng couldn't stand it. "Brother, look at your body, what are you not good at housework here? You are not the old, weak, sick and disabled like Brother Zhong Xin."

"That's not what I said, I'm afraid I don't have good physical fitness and housework," Kim Jong-ming continued to deny in that deniable tone.

"You give me an example!" Lying on the ground and observing the flames, Jin Xiulu couldn't stand it anymore. "You can say the same housework here, if I can't do it, then I'll finish your housework for you today. ”

Jin Zhongming was silent.

The audience coaxed, and Jin Xiulu immediately became triumphant.

"So be it. Kim Jong-ming sighed, and then pointed to Park Ye-jin, who was seriously slaughtering fish. "There is still a living one, Brother Xiulu, you solved it for Sister Yizhen!"

The audience fell silent, Kim so-ro stood up calmly, and then walked over to Son Ye-jin, and then walked over directly, the kind without stopping, and then he grabbed the arm of a PD standing at the end of the yard and asked very calmly: "Where is the toilet here?"

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