110 Sure enough, it was a strange millet of the Strange Horse
ps: I'm very sorry for the suspension of these two days. Although the sin is unforgivable, Shixi still has to explain.
The day before yesterday, because of Kavin, Shixi didn't want to go over. So, tidy up your thoughts. Yesterday Monday, I was caught working by my boss and worked overtime until midnight. In the middle, I didn't even have time to ask for leave online. I'm sorry.
As for the chapters owed in the past two days, Shixi will compensate for it with irregular outbreaks in the next time. Please rest assured.
On Saturday, the sky was beautiful, the sky was blue and pure, and there were a few white clouds, lazily floating in the air like cotton candy. The air is cool and pure, and taking a deep breath penetrates people's hearts, as if washing people's hearts and lungs, and people can't help but feel refreshed.
It's really a cool autumn, and it's really a good weather for autumn travel.
At about half past seven in the morning, when the sun had just risen two chopsticks high, and there was still crystal dew on the canopy and grass blades, Li Jian drove the bus rented by the kindergarten to his mother's kindergarten.
At this time, although there is still some time before the departure at eight o'clock. But on the small playground outside the kindergarten as a meeting place, there were already many people, excited children, parents taking care of children, and seven or eight kindergarten teachers, still eating breakfast with sleepy eyes, laughing, and playing, which was very lively.
"EHI, a fan o ......!"
(Italian: Hey, buddy, it's a pleasure to meet you!)
“ehi,ka……”
(Italian: Hey, old card, I'm glad to meet you too.) )
As soon as Li Jian opened the car door and jumped down, he saw a tall foreigner with brown hair, gray eyes, and a tall figure greet him and give Li Jian a strong hug.
This buddy who was called an 'old card' by Li Jian is called Kacuri, who is the same age as Li Jian, and is a handsome guy from Italy, that is, the man when Li Jian suspected Xue Qi coming out before.
Speaking of this Kakuri, it's also a wonder. This guy was originally an assembly line assembler at an automobile factory in Italy. Last year, because the company's business shrank, in order to reduce expenses, the company had to reduce production lines and lay off employees. And this old card unfortunately entered the company's layoff list and was gloriously laid off.
This buddy's heart is also big, after being unemployed, he looked for a job like a fly for a while, but he didn't find a job, he simply didn't look for it, and he didn't rush anymore, and he actually rode a bicycle without heart and lungs and began to implement his 'traveling around the world' plan. I'm going to spend a few years turning around Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and the Americas!
This guy came from a family that was not a wealthy family, and when he had a job, he was also a moonlight family who ate grain. There is no savings at all.
Even if the compensation for the laid-off is in his hand, after paying off the credit card that was overdrawn before, there are only two jujubes left.
Therefore, when Kacuri set out from Italy, in addition to a bicycle and a backpack, he only carried with him less than 4,000 euros after smashing the pot and selling iron.
So, along the way, even Kakuri saves money and takes a bath in the public toilet. If you live in your own tent, you can only stop and go, and you can only have a little money. If you don't have any money, you can find a place to work part-time to make money.
It took more than a year to stop and go, passing through more than two dozen countries. I finally entered Huaxia two months ago. When this guy rode to Haizhou, he had no money.
Then, in order to make money, save up for the next trip. Kacuri was taken in by his mother and became an employee of this kindergarten, a foreign teacher who did not know Chinese!
Although Li Jian rarely comes to kindergarten. I don't have much contact with this buddy, but as a person who is proficient in Italian and can communicate with this buddy without hindrance, as a like-minded person who has seen countless world landscapes, Li Jian and this Kakuri will usher in this buddy's great enthusiasm every time they meet.
Today is no exception, Li Jian talked nonsense with this guy for more than ten minutes, and the guy reluctantly left because he still had work to do.
After getting rid of Kakuri, Li Jian scanned around and soon found Xue Qi, who came earlier than him.
At this time, Xue Qi was sitting on a bench at the edge of the small square with a big bad wolf-like smile, chatting with a cute loli with big eyes and apple face.
Li Jian knew very well that Xue Qi was a very impatient guy, and even if he didn't hate children, he would definitely stay away.
But now, Xue Qi is actually very good at talking and laughing with a little Lori, and he can't see any impatience on his face, which makes Li Jian a little curious.
So after discovering Xue Qi, Li Jian did not go straight over, but avoided Xue Qi's sight, came to Xue Qi's back in a big circle, and eavesdropped.
Xue Qi was telling a story to this very cute little girl, it was a very old children's story "Pony Crossing the River", and when Li Jian came behind Xue Qi on tiptoe, the story was just at the end.
“……
Pony's mother asks Pony: Why did you come back?
The pony said, "Mom, I've been stopped by a small river." Uncle Niu said that the water was very shallow, but the little squirrel brother said that it was very deep, I don't know what to do?
The pony mother said, "Silly boy, whether this water is deep or shallow, you can try it?"
So, after listening to his mother's words, the pony returned to the river again, and waded through the river step by step. It turned out that the river was neither deep nor shallow, and it had just reached the pony's thigh. ”
After telling the story with emotion, Xue Qi smiled very obscenely and asked Xiao Lori kindly:
"Taotao, tell my uncle, what does this story mean?"
"Uh-huh......!"
After frowning and thinking for a while, Little Lori actually gave a completely unexpected answer:
"This story shows that the pony is definitely not born to the pony mother!"
Little Lori's answer made Li Jian, who was eavesdropping, a little confused, and also made Xue Qi stunned, and hurriedly asked:
"Ahh
After listening to Xue Qi's rhetorical question, the little Lori glanced at Xue Qi with a look of contempt on her stupid face, and then she put her hands behind her back like a little adult, and said in a crisp voice without hurry:
"Strange Shu, I'll tell you a story too, right?"
"Uh, okay!"
Seeing that Xiao Lori suddenly changed the topic, Xue Qi, who was becoming more and more confused, could only nod his head expectantly.
Then, Little Lori began to tell the story with a rich expression:
"Once upon a time. There's a little monkey who likes to fly kites. One day he went to fly a kite again, but accidentally the kite string got entangled in the high-voltage power line and hung up.
The little monkey liked the kite very much, but he didn't know if it would be dangerous to climb up and get the kite.
So, he asked the bird: Little bird, will this wire electrocute people?
The bird flew up and landed on the wire, and replied: No, no, you see I'm not good on this?
The little monkey was not at ease, so he went to ask a person passing by: Uncle, will this wire electrocute people?
When the man heard this, he shook his head desperately. He said, "Don't climb up, you'll be electrocuted." I have a good friend who was electrocuted by this wire!
So, the little monkey ran out of ideas, so he went home and asked his mother, and the mother replied: "Silly boy, can you electrocute someone, you can try it!"
After listening to his mother's words, the little monkey really climbed the telephone pole to grab the wire, and ah
The little monkey really wasn't born to his mother!"
After the little Lori finished telling the story. Said to Xue Qi with a smug face:
"Strange Shu Xiao, do you say that the mother of the little monkey is the same as the mother of the pony, they are definitely not biological!"
Little Lori's story completely subverted Xue Qi, making Xue Qi a little unable to turn around. In order not to mislead this little girl, she could only try to explain in words:
"Well, how can this be the same? Cross the river step by step from shallow to deep, and be careful and there will be no danger. And the wires ......"
Xue Qi had just started incoherently, and little Lori interrupted him and said:
"Of course. Mom never let Tao Tao go to the river to play. Mom said that there were a lot of big pits dug by sand boats along the river. If you're not careful, you'll fall off. There are also Lele, Tongtong, Yuanyuan, Duoduo, Lanlan...... Their own mother also didn't let them go to the river to play. ”
After Xiao Lori lowered her head and counted her little friend with her fingers, she raised her head, looked at Xue Qi with very pure and cute big eyes, and asked curiously:
"When Wei Shu Huang was a child, did my mother let Wei Shu Huang go to the river to play?"
"Uh...... Also...... Don't let it!"
Xue Qi reluctantly gave an answer, which made little Lori happy and proud:
"You see, Strange Millet's mother won't let Weird Millet go to the river to play. This shows that the mother of the strange Shu Huang is also a pro-mother! The mother of the pony is not a pro-mother. ”
“……”
So far, this PK with a difference of more than 20 years, Xue Qi has been defeated.
In the end, Xue Qi was unwilling to ask in the face of the happy little Lori who was smiling as a winner:
"Who told you the story of this little monkey?"
"Mom!"
Xue Qi's helpless resentment:
"This is really your own mother!"
"Hahahaha, Qiqi, your IQ is in a hurry!"
Little Lori's story, Xue Qi's virtue, and seeing that it was almost eight o'clock, it was about to be time to leave, Li Jian simply stopped holding it back and laughed happily.
When Xue Qi heard the sound and turned his head with a black line on his head, he happened to see Li Jian's upside-down thumb and his face full of disdain. Just when Xue Qi wanted to say something, Li Jian took the lead and spoke again:
"Early in the morning, I just watched you circle around the little Lori, and said that you are not a ghost animal! What is your target? Don't tell me, it's this beautiful little sister. ”
"You"
Xue Qi, who was already suffocated by the story of Little Lori, was hit by Li Jian again, and was suddenly a little speechless and choked. I felt that the gas in my stomach was about to suffocate him, but I couldn't spit it out. That's uncomfortable, don't mention it.
However, what made Xue Qi more seriously injured was Xiao Loli's next performance.
"Sure enough, it's a strange Shu Xiao! Mom said that when you meet a strange uncle, you should stay away, don't talk to him, and don't eat what he gave. Otherwise, Tao Tao will fall asleep and never see her mother again!"
Seeing that little Lori looked 'afraid' and stared at Xue Qi with big eyes, Li Jian smiled even happier:
"Sure enough, it's a ghost animal, and the smart little sister has already exposed your true face!"
"Shut up, Taotao's parents have something to do temporarily, and they need to wait until after work at noon before they can go to Erdaogouzi Village to talk to us. My mother asked me to take care of it. ”
Xue Qi's expression was extremely sad and angry, just like Dou E, I can't wait to cry and grab the ground, flying snow in June! (To be continued......)