ps: Kavin is really bad, and that's it for this chapter today. [Ran^Text^Library] [ ] ←, Shixi needs to be sorted out, sorry brothers.

After throwing the 'taste of food' to her sister-in-law who was pregnant and couldn't be idle, Li Jian was completely liberated. Every day is either to travel around, or to stay at home without going out of the door, in addition to an hour of routine gas collection, the main content of the rest of the time is 'eating, drinking, playing, fun', the days are called a chaos, that is called a chic.

On this day, after another day of chic, Li Jian rushed to Yutou Bay in the evening and got together with Xue Qi.

At this time, it was already late October, and Haizhou, as a city in northern China, was already a little cool at night, especially on the windy seaside, and the temperature seemed to be a little lower. Therefore, Yutou Bay, which operates in the form of open-air food stalls in summer, is now covered with a warm shed, and even if the weather is too cold, there is a stove to keep warm.

Li Jian lifted the curtain of the greenhouse, and as soon as he got in, he saw Xue Qi sitting in the old position. It's just that what makes Li Jian feel a little strange is that he is the only one sitting at the table. The pig's head and kidney, which usually barely fall, are not there.

When Li Jian saw Xue Qi, Xue Qi, who was always staring at the door with some restlessness, naturally saw Li Jian too, and hurriedly got up to greet him, and politely pulled the chair away, waiting for Li Jian to take a seat.

Xue Qi, who has never treated himself as an outsider, put on this virtue of treating himself as a guest, which made Li Jian feel even more strange.

Then, under Xue Qi's gesture, the boss quickly served the food and wine, and the two brothers drank.

When a glass of wine was drunk and the two brothers started chatting, Li Jian realized more and more that something was wrong with Xue Qi today.

If this is usual, although the two brothers have a good relationship, they can wear a pair of pants. The iron can be willing to stick a knife in the other party's ribs, but if they get together, they will definitely fight non-stop, how to give strength and how to talk. But today, Xue Qi seems to be a different person, not only does he not take the initiative to find fault, but even if Li Jian takes the initiative to stir up trouble, he is aggrieved and swallows his anger to avoid it.

Not only that, but in addition to showing his spit and self-drying recuperation, he also looked flattering. Sycophants!

Xue Qi, a guy who has never lost people and never loses, actually swallowed his anger today. This guy who has always 'spoken ill of himself' will actually slap his own ass.

All of this made Li Jian feel very fresh and useful. But it's okay to taste it freshly, it's really greasy and disgusting, so under Xue Qi's endless sycophancy, Li Jian soon felt numb and couldn't stand it.

Thereupon. When almost a pound of wine was drunk by the brothers, Li Jian, who couldn't bear it, pressed Xue Qizheng's hand that was holding vegetables for himself, and asked:

"What the hell is going on with you today, if you have something to say, you can let it go. Isn't it uncomfortable for you to hold your fart in your stomach? Isn't it awkward to pose like a bird?"

"You see that?"

Seeing Xue Qi's solemnity:

"Nonsense. I'm not blind, so obviously I can't see it?

From the moment I walked through the door, I felt that something was wrong. You guy who likes to be lively and crazy, you didn't even call anyone else. It's not normal to only find Lao Tzu to practice alone with the two of you.

Also, since you were a child, in addition to wanting to shake Lao Tzu a big fart squat, when did you take the initiative to pull a chair for Lao Tzu?

Except for my father's cooking, I really can't swallow it, when did I take the initiative to pick up the dishes for Lao Tzu?

In addition to wanting to pour Lao Tzu to drink, when did you take the initiative to pour wine for Lao Tzu?

Except for begging me for something, when have you ever slapped Lao Tzu's ass?"

After Li Jian impassionedly sprayed Xue Qi's face with Lingzhi dew, he put on a Zhuge Liang-like virtue of 'everything can't escape Lao Tzu's clever calculation', and continued with a proud face:

"So, I know that if you don't have something to ask me, it will be all strange! Moreover, looking at your attentiveness today, it must be a big deal!"

"Scissors, wise, you are simply Zhuge Zhiliang, Liu Bo Zhiwen, you are simply ......"

Seeing that this guy was about to start his sycophant career with a flattering face, Li Jian hurriedly stopped:

"Stop, shut up for me, I'm already disgusted by your success. Don't give me this nonsense. However, I declare in advance that I don't promise to help, after all, Lao Tzu also has a bottom line as a man. ”

As soon as Li Jian finished speaking, Xue Qi's face immediately changed, from the flattery of the translator when he faced Taijun before, to the kind of 'begging grandpa to tell grandma' level when 'Yang Bailao' faced 'Huang Shiren', and shouted in his mouth:

"Sir, I need cover!"

Xue Qi's performance was full of sorrow and pleading, and the taste of pleading was too strong, and his expression was also very well matched, and he was good at singing. Just like Su San in Su San's solution, he almost hugged Li Jian's thigh and wiped his big snot on Li Jian's pants.

………………

Xue Qi's expression, these words made Li Jian feel familiar and unfamiliar!

Familiar because this sentence is one of the words that the brothers used to use many years ago! Unfamiliar because this sentence has not been heard for a long time.

Back then, since Li Jian and Xue Qi 'saw through' the treacherous tricks of the two mothers and no longer struggled with the question of 'who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother', the two boys have completely broken free from the reins. returned the days that were originally obedient, and used a more naughty method to get them back.

Because the brothers need to 'cooperate in committing crimes', they need to unite against the mothers and fathers of the two families, they need to unite against the teachers, and they need to unite to fight back against all the 'enemies', so the two brothers created many special words in various contexts at that time.

For example, if you want the other party to pass a note to you in the exam, you will say, "For the sake of the party-state, pull the brother!"

For example, if you want another person to help you fight after school, you will say: "Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River, I am the Yellow River, the war situation is urgent, and I need support!"

For example, if you get into trouble and need help to hide it from your mother or teacher, you will say, "Comrade." Organize an underground event that requires your cooperation!"

And this sentence 'Sir, I need your cover' is what the brothers said when they officially started their early love in the third year of junior high school and needed each other to help them cover with teachers and parents when they were looking for a girlfriend. However, this sentence has been completely invalid since the brothers graduated from high school and had the right to love freely.

Therefore, after Li Jian listened to Xue Qi's words. Although he quickly remembered the connotation of this sentence, he couldn't help but start to wonder if he was misremembering, and looked at Xue Qi for two seconds before asking tentatively:

"What do you mean by that......"

"That's what it means!"

Xue Qi's nod made Li Jian even more confused, and after blinking his eyes and looking at Xue Qi for two seconds, he asked tentatively again:

"Got a target to fire?"

Xue Qi nodded again in confirmation. Then, Li Jian, who was sure that he was not mistaken, couldn't help but roll his eyes. After slanting a glance at this guy, he stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, and said angrily:

"You take your wallet out and take a good look at your ID. Although the photo on your ID card is still as ugly as before, you are already twenty-five years old, not fifteen! Not to mention that you are in love now, even if you get married and have children. All reasonable and legal. ”

Seeing Li Jian say this, Xue Qi was not only not relieved, but a little anxious. A hand grabbed Li Jian's hand holding the chopsticks. played the card of affection, and said in a pleading tone:

"Scissors, our brothers have been friends for more than 20 years, and we must help my brothers this time. ”

"How can I help you?"

Obviously, now that Xue Qi is chasing girls, he doesn't need to hide it from his mother. Even if Li Jian's mother knew about chasing girls, she would fully support it. Therefore, the only help that Li Jian can think of is this.

Sure enough, as soon as Li Jian's voice fell, he got Xue Qi's affirmative answer:

"Yes!"

"Didn't catch up, or didn't confess?"

"She probably doesn't know me yet!"

"Unrequited love!"

"For the time being......"

Helping a brother pick up a girl is definitely a brother's responsibility. But with the long-standing struggle between Li Jian and Xue Qi, they can't agree so easily, and they must have conditions as a premise.

Therefore, while Li Jian readily agreed, he naturally put forward his own conditions:

"Help you pick up girls, no problem. If you want money, you want a car, you ask for people, you open your mouth. Or let me pretend to be a roadblock and rob in a mask, and give you a chance to save the beauty as a hero. Or let me drug her for you and give you a chance to fish in troubled waters. No problem! Brother will definitely cooperate with you.

However, you have to wash my socks for half a year!"

Xue Qi, who had already been mentally prepared, was not surprised by Li Jian's conditions, but just pretended to be indignant and slapped the table:

"Scissors, it's too much, half a year? That's six months, one hundred and eighty days? It's too ruthless, isn't it? A week at most!"

"Less than five months to talk about!"

"Half a month. ”

"At least a hundred days!"

……

After some bargaining like a vegetable vendor, the two brothers finally reached a consensus on the time of washing socks for 'one and a half months'.

Then, the two brothers, who had already stood up before, looked like they were about to open the film, suddenly with a fierce look on their faces, sat down as if nothing had happened, and resumed the topic again.

"Tell me, how do you want me to help?"

Li Jian stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a piece of braised beef and put it in his mouth, and asked while chewing.

After hearing Li Jian's words, Xue Qi hurriedly swallowed the dried scallops in his mouth and replied:

"I heard my mother say that their kindergarten organized an autumn outing this weekend, and I originally wanted you to be their driver, but you refused. Really?"

Xue Qi's question that seemed to have nothing to do with the topic made Li Jian a little confused, and after glancing at him suspiciously, he replied:

"What's going on, why?"

"You call your mom right away and tell her that you've changed your mind and promised to be her driver on the weekend. When the time comes, if you go, I will have an excuse to go with you. ”

Xue Qi said this, which made Li Jian feel a little suddenly realized, and his face suddenly flashed with the light of gossip flames, and asked curiously:

"Could it be that the girl you want to soak is a teacher in my mother's kindergarten?"

Xue Qi acquiesced silently, and Li Jian suddenly became more curious:

"Who is it, which one? Is it the round-faced one who teaches music lessons, or the melon-seed-faced one who teaches art? Is it the black girl who teaches handicrafts?"

Li Jian gossiped about it, and Xue Qi, who seemed to be asking, was a little embarrassed, and said impatiently:

"Oh, don't ask, let alone let you know what you should know! But I don't care if you guess, but don't talk nonsense, let alone spread it. Especially not to let Mom know!"

Xue Qi's words made Li Jian even more strange:

"Why can't you let my mother know? My mother is looking forward to you finding a partner now, if you know, you will definitely help, not better than your unrequited love?"

Speaking of this, Li Jian seemed to be suddenly frightened by something, leaned back violently, stretched out his hand and pointed at Xue Qi tremblingly, with a look of disbelief and a shocked expression:

"Can't let my mother know? Could it be that he's the one you like? Are you a member of 'that' mountaineering enthusiasts' association?"

"What do you mean? What is the Association of Mountaineering Enthusiasts?"

Li Jian's exaggerated expression made Xue Qi a little confused, and asked inexplicably. Li Jian replied:

"That's it, it's the mountaineering enthusiasts' association that specializes in climbing a mountain called 'Brokeback'!"

"The mountain called 'Brokeback'?"

After muttering a sentence, Xue Qi finally knew what Li Jian wanted to express, and immediately exploded, slapped the table and roared at Li Jian:

"You've just climbed Brokeback Mountain! You've just come out! Lao Tzu is a pure man, a straight man, straight and straight!"

Seeing that Xue Qi had already exploded, Li Jian was no longer shocked to perform very professionally, picked up a grilled fish with a nonchalant face, and asked while gnawing on it:

"Since you're not looking at that foreign devil in Kakuri, why can't you let my mother know?

Besides, except for the guy in Kacuri, who just went to work in my mother's kindergarten this year, the other kindergarten teachers were all hired last year at the latest. Although we don't know anyone, we don't even know names, but at least we have met, why haven't you started a vigorous unrequited love until now? This is not scientific!"

Speaking of this, Li Jian seemed to have thought of something again, and once again showed a shocked expression. No, it should be said that it was a more shocked expression than before. Raising his hand and pointing at Xue Qi tremblingly again, he said in a heartbroken voice:

"I finally know that you don't like teachers, it's students, students who just entered this year. I've just entered school, and I'm only three years old! You ghost animal, goldfish guy! This busy Lao Tzu won't help, you must not help! If you really dare to attack a child, even if Lao Tzu doesn't report you, he will never help you to sentry!"

Li Jian's words made Xue Qi's nose crooked, and after slapping the table with more force than before, he roared in a louder voice than before:

Lao Tzu is a normal man, a man with high morals, a man who has escaped from low-level interests!" (To be continued......) u