020 Your uncle

When Li Jian paid the taxi fare and walked onto the chain bridge leading to 'Yutou Bay', Xue Qi and the others had almost two or two wines.

When Li Jian walked into the gate of 'Yutou Bay', Yao Bin, who was facing the door of the food stall, was raising his wine glass to provoke the next round of fighting.

"Pig's head, you ......"

As soon as he was halfway through his words, Yao Bin suddenly froze. His eyes looked straight ahead, surprised, confused, incredulous, envious...... All kinds of tangled and strange expressions kept changing on Yao Bin's face, which was quite exciting.

Looking at Yao Bin at the wine glass he held in the air, and then at the look of a ghost, Zhu Hui asked a little inexplicably:

"Hey, what's wrong with me? Waist, what do you mean? The battery is low in the middle of the story? I've only heard that your waist is not good, but I haven't heard that you still have this problem?

Hurry up and speak, half of the words are like half of the, aren't you panicking?"

"You...... Uncle......"

I don't know if Zhu Hui's questioning worked, Yao Bin's words that were stuck before finally continued. As a result, as soon as the words came out, Zhu Hui not only did not feel comfortable, but his whole face turned black.

Then, Zhu Hui pricked up his eyes without stopping for half a second, and scolded back in a hard tone:

"You're uncle! There's something wrong, why are you scolding me? If you don't explain it clearly to Lao Tzu tonight, Lao Tzu won't be done with you. ”

"No, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the scissors uncle!"

Seeing Zhu Hui scolding himself with a black face, Yao Bin finally reacted a little and hurriedly explained. The 'scissors' he said is Li Jian's nickname.

As a result, this time, before Zhu Hui could say anything, Xue Qi stopped doing it first. Li Jian and him are equivalent to brothers, scolding Uncle Li Jian, isn't that the uncle who scolded him Xue Qi?

Therefore, Xue Qi's face also darkened, and like Zhu Hui's reaction before, he scolded without hesitation:

"Who are you scolding?"

At this moment, Yao Bin, who was scolded again, his face was also a little dark, and he looked anxiously in the direction of the food stall door, and explained in a somewhat unneat manner:

"Scissors, there, I'm talking about him!"

When Zhu Hui and Xue Qi, who were a little inexplicable, turned their heads in the direction of Yao Binnu's mouth, they saw Li Jian walking over with a big Yanma with blond hair and blue eyes, tall and long legs, and a convex and backward curl.

From the lazy spring love on the face of the big Yanma and the posture that sticks to Li Jian without mind, as long as the eyes are not blind, you can see that this beautiful Yanma, this sexy foreign girl who almost made her brother and daughter put the table up, and the relationship with Li Jian is by no means simple!

Everyone is an acquaintance, and they all know that Li Jian is a pure silk. And the skills of picking up girls are very low.

When I came back from Kyoto, I seemed to be hurt by love.

Therefore, in the past two months, Li Jian has almost become a monk, even if a smooth beauty passes by, he will not squint.

As a result, after only a few days of not seeing him, a big beautiful girl who was sticky with him suddenly appeared next to Li Jian, and it was also a big Yanma.

This is really subversive of everyone's cognition, and this is also too unscientific!

It's just going to surprise everyone's eyes, when the rhythm of bubble stepping!

So, Zhu Hui and Xue Qi, who were stunned and watched Li Jian and Yang Niu'er come together, directly followed in the footsteps of Yao Bin before, and said rudely:

"Sure enough, it's really - your uncle!"

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Actually, after Li Jian answered the phone, he planned to come alone. But I didn't think about it, when Tina, a foodie, heard that Li was going to have a supper and went to a restaurant that tasted quite good, although she was still bone-short, but with the support of her appetite, she actually reluctantly got up and wanted to follow.

In the end, it is a woman who has known each other for many days, shared the same bed for several nights, and snapped for thousands of rounds, and Tina is embarrassed to refuse Li Jian if she has this request. So, I agreed, and she came with her legs a little weak in her arms.

However, what Li Jian didn't expect was that he had just walked to the table, and before he had time to show his excitement about seeing Xue Qi and the others again, he ushered in Zhu Hui and Xue Qi's cordial greetings to his uncle.

The foul language that broke out from the elder brother made Li Jian hang a black line on his forehead, and at the same time, he also found the familiar feeling when he got along with them.

So, Li Jian immediately suppressed the excitement of seeing Xue Qi again, first raised his middle finger at Zhu Hui, and scolded back without hesitation:

"Your uncle!"

Then, Li Jian turned his head again and said to Xue Qi in a tone of teaching and teaching:

"Kiki, you're saying the wrong thing. Correct, you should be saying 'our uncle'!"

Finally, Li Jian greeted the stunned Yao Bin again:

"Waist, say hello to your uncle for me!"

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"Get rough, Ya's scissors are not beaten!"

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"Lean ......"

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For the foul language of several people when they met, Li Jian, who had been reborn for a few days, was not only not annoyed, but very happy, and his mood was unprecedentedly relaxed.

The feeling of laughing and scolding as you like made Li Jian feel the ease that can only be found among real friends in his previous life, which has been absent for hundreds of years.

This kind of atmosphere of complete equality between friends, random messing, attacking each other, and ridiculing each other has never been the same since Li Jian became one of the 'six poles' in the super energy world in his previous life.

As Li Jian's strength gets stronger and stronger, and with the change of mentality, even the people who are qualified to become Li Jian's friends are getting fewer and fewer. There are even fewer people who dare to talk nonsense with Li Jian.

When Li Jian was more than 100 years old and promoted to the 'Earth Witch' and had the power to suppress the entire super energy world with one hand, he couldn't even find anyone who was qualified to talk to Li Jian on an equal footing.

Whether it is a big man or a former friend, in the face of a huge gap in strength, when contacting Li Jian, he will be careful, and even walk on thin ice.

The kind of high dignity, the kind of reverence that everyone fears and respects like a god, I feel good when I first taste it, it's quite fresh, it's quite intoxicating. But after decades or centuries, it has turned into an unbearable loneliness.

Now that Li Jian has been reborn, he once again feels this kind of equal communication, and once again experiences the fun of all kinds of funny and gags among friends, and the happiness in his heart can be imagined.

So, in the rendering of the atmosphere, Li Jian was completely involved. There was no bottom line and the three of them laughed and scolded.

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The four old men exchanged their feelings in foul language, and after Li Jian introduced Tina again, the five people of four men and one woman finally sat down.

Then, Xue Qi, Zhu Hui and Yao Bin first pretended to be courteous to the sexy beauty Tina, and after determining that this big beauty did not understand Chinese, they completely tore off the disguised gentleman's mask.

The three of them first got together and exchanged ears, then took three wine glasses and lined them up, and after filling the three glasses with wine, they coaxed:

"Scissors, don't say anything, punish three glasses of wine!

The wine is the best-selling Haizhou Daqu in the local area, and the degree is not high, that is, it is in the early fifties. The wine glasses are not too big, they are all small glasses, and one glass is about two taels of wine.

To be honest, for Li Jian now, this bit of wine is to rinse his mouth, and drinking it is almost the same as not drinking it.

However, Li Jian, who has regained the feeling of getting along with friends, knows that even if he doesn't care about this bit of wine, he can't be punished for nothing.

Therefore, Li Jian immediately put on a face of the unyielding loyalty of the underground party and objected:

"Three glasses of wine? Why? Is it because I came later than you to punish me for drinking, or did I let me hurry?

If I come late and punish me, I won't accept it!

As soon as I got off the phone, I set off non-stop, and it took more than ten minutes to get back and forth. Even if it's too late for you, it's not much later.

If I am asked to catch up, I will not accept it!

The amount of alcohol that the brothers drink and the speed of drinking, everyone knows it. I don't believe you've been drunk for a few minutes. I don't believe that after drinking six taels of wine, you can still be like this. ”

Li Jian's resistance made the three of them widen their eyes together, and they said in unison again:

"I said scissors, why did you punish you for drinking, you don't know?

"Why are you pretending to be confused, I don't understand!"

Seeing Li Jian's hard mouth, the three guys finally couldn't hold it back, and jumped out one after another to criticize him.