Lips in love with ni 1002015-06-1522:36100

The witchcraft of the city has no changes in the rainbow

The first one to jump out was Zhu Hui. This guy made a fat face, narrowed his small eyes, which were originally only a slit, and pointed at the tip of Li Jian's nose with righteous indignation:

"Okay, since you kid is pretending to be stupid, then my brother will be clearer and let you be an understanding ghost when you die."

"Well, I'll listen! I'd like to see what you're going to do to concoct a prison and make me a ghost. ”

In the face of Zhu Hui's bitter hatred, Li Jian looked like a ruffian blowing a breeze and returned carelessly.

In the next second, Zhu Hui's previous indignant eyebrows instantly turned into a heartbroken crying face, and his tone changed from the previous sonorous stern to a mournful accusation:

"You're not authentic!

Knowing that my brothers are all single, knowing that my brothers are lonely, empty and cold, and knowing that the dinner party is a 'singles' club to comfort and warm each other, you still quietly brought a beautiful woman over to hit the fragile hearts of your brothers.

You are showing off Hongguoguo, this is an act of destroying our brother's feelings, and it is a lack of virtue that thundered that day......

Do you think you should be punished? Can this brother still do it? ”

Seeing Zhu Hui pretending to be unladylike when he met someone, shaking his head again and again in pain, Li Jian became more and more happy, his mood became more and more relaxed, his mouth became more and more agile, and his counterattack became more and more sharp.

"Hey, I said pig's head, don't button your hat indiscriminately! When I called before, I said that I might bring my friends over, and you didn't object at the time!

As for what kind of 'singles' meeting' nature of dinner, Lao Tzu doesn't know, I don't know! ”

Seeing that Li Jian's two sentences blocked Zhu Hui's mouth, making the pig's head a little short of words for a while, Yao Bin hurriedly jumped out to support and joined the ranks of bombarding Li Jian.

"Yes, we didn't object on the phone before, but who knew that a few days ago we shouted the slogan of 'singleness' vigorously, and there is already a tendency towards men and men, thinking that you who 'do it yourself, save trouble, save effort, save money', will actually bring a woman over?

If you bring a woman of Sister Feng, Yueyue Sect Master, and Sister Furong over, the brothers can still balance a little bit in their hearts, so they don't mind so much. As a result, you can be good, and you directly brought a beautiful bubbling Russian beauty with a good figure.

Aren't you gluttonous?

Take a step back and say, if you just bring a Russian beauty over, forget it, the brothers gritted their teeth and couldn't bear it. But the two of you are still hugging and hugging, and you are showing affection one after another, you said that you are not showing off, not giving your brother a few eye pills, what?

This has already done tons of damage to several of us men who use our left hand as girlfriends!

If you don't punish you, you won't be able to see and hear, and if you don't punish you, you won't be angry! ”

"Yes, yes! It must be punished, and it is simply immoral to do it! ”

"That's right, the lack of virtue to have a child without an asshole! Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it! ”

……

Yao Bin's 'righteous and awe-inspiring' questioning was strongly supported by Zhu Hui and Xue Qi.

Just when Li Jian was about to open his mouth to refute again, Xue Qi didn't give him a chance, just like an abandoned resentful woman, with a bitter face and a resentful face.

"Scissors, you really live up to my trust in you, you disappoint me so much. Originally, didn't we both say that we would play together until we were thirty years old and then consider solving the problem of singleness, and before we were thirty years old, we would unite to fight against my mother together?

It didn't work out, I only went in for a few days, and you surrendered. I found a big beautiful girl and a girlfriend. I guess the wedding date should also be on the agenda, right?

It's okay now, it turns out that in the face of my mother's oppression, it's hard enough for the two of us to carry it together, but now my buddy has been abandoned by you, a negative man, and you need to fight alone, you are the rhythm of putting your brother to death!

Say, is my mother very satisfied that you have found a foreign girl as a girlfriend? Are you living a very moist life? Are all beautiful mixed-race babies in the production process? ”

When Xue Qi's eyes were resentful, and he gritted his teeth and finished speaking, Li Jian finally had a chance to speak.

First of all, Li Jian first raised his middle finger at Yao Bin and said viciously:

"Waist, you can't speak, so choke on dry shit. You're the only man who has a male tendency! You're the chrysanthemum guy! Lao Tzu is a pure man, an authentic straight man of 24k! ”

Then, Li Jian turned his head again and said to Xue Qi:

"Kiki, don't talk nonsense, who said Tina is my girlfriend?"

Li Jian's swearing, the party Yao Bin didn't care, and Xue Qi and Zhu Hui, the two guys who had nothing to do with themselves, didn't care even more.

However, Li Jian's denial of his relationship with Tina made Xue Qi, Zhu Hui and Yao Bin's expressions distorted, and they became more and more disdainful and hateful. They all opened their mouths to attack Li Jian.

Yao Bin said:

"Scissors, it's too much, it's too much!

You bring Tina's beautiful woman over and show off in front of a few of us bachelors, we can bear it. You and Tina kissed me and me at close range in front of my brother to show affection, and we can bear it!

But you are such a bully, and you want to insult our intelligence, but you can't bear it. ”

Yao Bin said, his eyes widened, and he put on a posture of cannibalism.

Then, Xue Qi immediately opened his mouth to continue the conversation:

"Just look at the two of you, you're about to stick together, who believes you when you say she's not your girlfriend?

Also, everyone is not a pure virgin anymore, not to mention experienced in battles, but they can also be regarded as experienced. Don't tell me that Tina's peach blossom face has nothing to do with you. Don't tell me you didn't have any negative distance contact before you came. ”

When Xue Qi said this, his eyes widened, and he also put on a posture of cannibalism.

Then, Zhu Hui finally spoke, continuing the preface:

"The eyes of the masses are bright, so much evidence is here. Don't tell us that your relationship with her is pure! ”

After Zhu Hui finished speaking, his eyes also widened, and he also put on a posture of cannibalism.

Facing the equally angry eyes of the three of them, as if they had been rehearsed and cooperated seamlessly, Li Jian shrugged his shoulders indifferently and explained:

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not lying to you, Tina really isn't my girlfriend."

Speaking of this, Li Jian pointed at Zhu Hui and said:

"Pig's head is right, my relationship with her is really pure! Well...... Pure cannon friendship! ”

"Your sister!"

When Li Jian explained the first half of the sentence, the brothers were either disdainful or angry, and expressed their disbelief in their own ways.

However, when Li Jian said the second half of the sentence, especially after 'pure', and spit out the words 'cannon and friendship', the brothers couldn't hold back. A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and the three middle fingers stood straight up.

Then in the next second, the middle finger of the brother was withdrawn at the same time, and the three thumbs were raised.

"Cow! I haven't seen you for a few days, and the scissors are really impressive. The standard of this cannon is really high enough, and it is already in line with international standards. ”

"Niu, it's the first time I've heard that such a lofty relationship as 'cannon and friend' can be related to 'purity'. It's so fresh and refined! ”

……

After making a joke with Li Jian and Tina, Xue Qi and the three guys finally stopped holding Li Jian.

Then, Li Jian used the old method to explain why he knew Russian, and after drinking one of the three glasses of wine to catch up with the progress, the real drinking game finally began.

Next, Tina, who doesn't understand Chinese, has fewer and fewer opportunities to interject. However, as a foodie and a half-drunkard, plus she is a big beauty, Tina has not been completely squeezed out of the circle, and several gentlemen do not refuse to toast. In addition to drinking, the various delicacies produced by 'Yutou Bay' are endlessly sent into the small mouth.

And Li Jian was drinking and gaging with his brothers, especially when he was clinking glasses and shouting with Xue Qi, a lifelong brother, because of the experience of the past life and a hundred years of experience, and a little old mentality, he finally found the feeling of being young again.

After returning from rebirth, I always felt that there was some dreamy and unreal life, but in the real contact with my brother, it finally became completely real.

The meal, in a warm atmosphere, lasted for more than three hours. It wasn't until two o'clock in the morning that it ended because of the fatigue and drunkenness of Xue Qi and the others working overtime for several days in a row, as well as Tina's spring love provoked again under the influence of alcohol.

Xue Qi and the three of them went back to the customs dormitory to sleep. Before going back to the hotel, Li Jian and Tina went to the seaside, which was completely silent at that time.

It wasn't until an hour after the banquet was over that Li Jian hugged Tina, who was disheveled and completely paralyzed again, and staggered back in the direction of the hotel.

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