Xue Qi's bite made Li Jian feel like a mouse had nowhere to pull the turtle. This set of rhetoric, especially the sentence 'That's what you think', is exactly the same as when I dealt with Luo Xishan's two in-laws' questions about the gender of 'Gao Baixiu'. At this moment, Li Jian finally felt the depression of Luo Xishan before.

When encountering this kind of guy who is sloppy, hard-mouthed, and thick-skinned, Luo Xishan and his wife can't help it, and Li Jian can't help it!

Therefore, Luo Xishan and Zhu Lanxin, who were still making awkward quarrels before, saw Li Jian's aggrieved appearance, and they laughed very happily, very heartlessly, and had a kind of pleasure of seeing the enemy being retributed.

Just as Li Jian, who was blocked by Xue Qi and rolled her eyes in a depressed manner, was still adjusting her breath, that girl, no, it should be said that Ding Shengnan had already taken Taotao's hand, returned to the table in the limelight, and sat in the position of Taotao and Xue Qi before.

Then, Xue Qi was like he had enough of his soul, staring at the two big eyeballs, and wanted to go to Taotao's mother and daughter.

Li Jian hurriedly pulled this guy back, and when he saw Xue Qi being pulled, he looked at him with puzzled and impatient eyes, and explained:

"Can you be calm. It's too ugly for you to come over with such a nymphomaniac, right?"

"What are you afraid of ugly? Cheekiness is the most useless thing in the face of love!"

After Xue Qi's very crowned, grandiose, and shameless words, he wanted to break free from Li Jian's pull and continue to paste it up. Li Jian hurriedly tightened his hand gripping this guy's arm, his eyes gestured to the direction of a table in the courtyard, and said:

"Okay, it's okay if you're shameless. But can you not be mindless? Look over there, do you know the man sitting against the wall under the window? If you don't, let me tell you, it's our mother, it's our Lafayette. The most stubborn diehards in the world.

Do you know Galeries Lafayette's temper and personality?

Do you think Lafayette's aesthetics, can you appreciate your goddess?

Guess if Galeries Lafayette knew you had a crush on a single mother. And it's still this ...... Such...... Such a character、This ...... How would she react to a fashionable woman? How would she react to seeing her precious son kneeling like a dog licking this single mother who is not a world with her at all, who does not conform to her aesthetic at all?

If Lafayette flipped the table on the spot and tore it up. I don't know who wins and who loses, Mom and your Ding Shengnan, and I don't know who you will help. I only know, don't talk about being Taotao's stepfather at that time, even if you can survive today, it's two words!"

Li Jian had a series of question marks. And the final guessed result completely frightened Xue Qi, this guy finally stopped struggling, and the whole person was in a state of confusion. looked at Li Jian without focus, and studied the results of Li Jian's speculation.

After a long time, Xue Qi woke up with an agitated spirit, and asked with an ugly face and six gods:

"What then?"

"I don't know what to do, but I know that you can't show it too clearly in front of your mother right now. Otherwise, my mother will definitely let you experience the authority of a feudal leader.

Do you still remember "Peacock Flying Southeast"? Do you still remember "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai"? Do you still remember "Water Margin"? Do you still remember "Golden Vase Plum"?

If you let your mother notice a little bit of cattiness, you may become the 'Jiao Zhongqing' of the new era. 'Liang Shanbo' in the 21st century, Zhang Wenyuan in modern times, and Ximen Qing surnamed Xue. What happened to them?"

Li Jian's words made Xue Qi even more afraid to move. The pestle pondered in place for a long time, and finally pondered the taste, and said with an unhappy face:

"Okay, I'll admit you have a point, but your analogy is too unreliable, isn't it?

'Jiao Zhongqing' and 'Liang Shanbo' are also forgotten, why did they pull out Zhang Wenyuan and Ximenqing again.

You are only Zhang Wenyuan, you are only Ximen Qing? Shengnan is single, not Yan Poxi or Pan Jinlian. There is no Song Jiang at home, no Wu Dalang. Lao Tzu doesn't have Tianhua Street Willow Lane, three wives and four concubines, and Zhang Wenyuan and Ximenqing are not close to each other at all, and besides, we are innocent and ......innocent."

"It's just a temporary innocence, do you dare to say that you haven't thought about anything innocent with her in your heart?"

"What if you think about it? Don't think about it. Even if it happens, it's not illegal, we are not married to men and women are not married. ”

"Are you single or not, why don't you explain to me innocently, you can't stand my business. There's a kind of you telling your mother about it......"

These two brothers have been used to bickering since they were children, and they belong to the kind that can't be contained from the beginning. So, soon the crooked building became more and more serious. From the matter of Xue Qi and that Ding Shengnan, to "Water Margin" and "Golden Bottle Plum", and then to free love and feudal poison, there is no way to talk about it.

And Luo Xishan and his wife, as the leading actors, finally made an audience after performing a show called 'Husband and Wife Struggle' for the brothers.

Well, that's right, it's called tearing when girlfriends go to war, and brothers fighting can only be called. This is due to physiological structure, not a grammatical problem.

But no matter what, such a mistake finally dispelled Xue Qi's thoughts. Even, when lunch began, Xue Qi didn't dare to go up again in order not to let his mother see the clues, although he was still sitting at the table, but in order not to let the mother sitting at the next table find out, except for the goddess who inadvertently glanced at his goddess when picking up vegetables, he could only pretend to be casual at other times.

It's like a junior high school boy facing his own goddess, he doesn't dare to look at it, and his every move is like a marionette, and his movements are stiff, and he is really inferior.

Finally, an hour passed, and Xue Qi finally survived this long and short lunch. After getting up with Li Jian, just after breathing a sigh of relief, one hand slapped Xue Qi's shoulder, and then a somewhat hoarse but not unpleasant voice came, making Xue Qi, a guy who had no interest, stiffen again.

"Hello, my name is Ding Shengnan, and I am Taotao's mother. Thank you for helping me take care of my peach in the morning!"

Ding Shengnan's greeting was very bold, and there was some momentum of a man. But Xue Qi, who is usually very bold, is like a little girl.

"Well, no thanks, it should be. I mean, Momo is cute, I like her very much, and I'd love to take care of her! Oh, yes. Also, my name is Xue Qi. Twenty-five years old, huh...... Work in customs. ”

looked at Xue Qi's useless appearance that he didn't know where to put his hand, and heard Xue Qi's self-introduction as if he was a blind date. Li Jian almost didn't burst out laughing. However, in order not to affect the 'laughing fruit' of Xue Qi's performance, Li Jianqiang held back.

And that Ding Shengnan was stunned by Xue Qi's self-introduction, and then held Xue Qi's outstretched hand in a somewhat strange tone, and said:

"Uh, hello. Well...... I still want to thank you for taking care of my family Taotao. I'm sorry for your trouble!"

Just when Xue Qi, who was holding Ding Shengnan's little hand, was a little lustful and didn't know how it was good, Tao Tao, who was holding her mother's other hand, suddenly took her mother's words with a delicate mouth:

"Mom, you don't have to be polite to Uncle Weird. He wants to be Taotao's father, of course he has to be good to Taotao, otherwise Taotao will ignore him and let his mother ignore him!"

"Uh......"

"Uh......"

Tao Tao's words were earth-shattering, Xue Qi, who was already scared like a little daughter-in-law, was even more 'Teng' and his face turned red, and Ding Shengnan, who was very sassy and atmospheric before, also turned a little crimson.

Awkwardly glanced at Xue Qi, and dodged like an electric shock. Ding Shengnan said with some embarrassment:

"Taotao, don't talk nonsense, apologize to Uncle Xue!"

As a result, it didn't work out, Ding Shengnan's scolding provoked a strong backlash from Taotao, and he pouted and said unconvinced:

Uncle must have wanted to be Taotao's father, and he asked Taotao what kind of father he liked in the morning! When he told Taotao stories, he also asked his mother many times. Also, when he used to eat, he always secretly watched his mother. I didn't even see Momo make a face with him......"

The current child is really amazing, although Tao Tao just turned six two days ago, she can already see so many things, and she actually pierced Xue Qi's mind.

Of course. In fact, it can also be said from the other side, that is, Xue Qi is indeed trapped, and his IQ is at least below zero. The clumsiness of the disguise is so bad that even a six-year-old child can see it.

No matter which one it is, anyway, after Tao Tao's words were exposed, the atmosphere between Xue Qi and Ding Shengnan suddenly became awkward.

Xue Qi wanted to explain. But I don't know how to explain it. If you admit it, it is too abrupt, for fear of leaving a bad impression on Ding Shengnan, if she is rejected for the first time, it will be even more difficult to get her to accept it. If you don't admit it, you are afraid that Ding Shengnan will misunderstand, thinking that she really has no good impression of her. So once a friend's identity is finalized, it will be difficult to change even if they want to change in the future.

Between two fires!

And Ding Shengnan was completely embarrassed and defenseless.

Therefore, after Tao Tao leaked the secret, the two could only say a few dry greetings and then hurriedly separated.

……

Tao Tao's fairy tales are unscrupulous, whether it is good or bad, it is difficult to say clearly.

said that she was good because if Tao Tao hadn't exposed it, with Xue Qi's cowardice, she didn't know how long it would take to dare to confess.

It's not good to say, it's because his careful thinking has been exposed, and Xue Qi, who has a low emotional intelligence, doesn't know how to get close to his goddess and how to get along with his goddess.

When Ding Shengnan pulled Tao Tao away, Li Jian looked at Xue Qi's soulless bird-like appearance, kicked him angrily, and said:

"That's pretty much it, don't be in love, my mother didn't look very annoying before. This means that you have a play, and hard work is enough......"

"Really?

Li Jian's words made Xue Qi, who had no bottom in his heart, want to find the backbone and find a life-saving straw, the eyes were burning, like a male dog in estrus, and Li was simply panicked. Therefore, Li Jian hurriedly gave 10,000 sincere comforts:

"Really, really, although Mom Taotao can't see if she has a heart for you, at least she doesn't hate it. If you don't hate it, it means that there is a chance for development. By the way, what does Mom Momo do, do you know? ”

"Katsuo runs a bar, right over there in the old military port. ”

"That's easy, you just go there often, and you'll get familiar with it after a few encounters. Then talk more, maybe one day after drinking and messing up, you two will be! I don't dare to go by yourself when you look like this, since the brother said that he wants to help you, then I will accompany you a few more times!"

"Good...... Well, you're probably tempted by Katsuo too, right?"

As soon as Xue Qi said a good word, his face suddenly moved, and he looked at Li Jian with eyes like a thief.

The so-called concern is chaos, Xue Qi felt that Ding Shengnan was simply a fairy, and he took it for granted that everyone would see it this way. It is even more natural to regard all men as imaginary enemies, even brothers.

After all, the brothers started to pick up girls in the third year of junior high school, and in the past few years until they graduated from high school, they have been rivals in love, and they have chased a girl at the same time.

What's more critical is that although Xue Qi has a little white face, although he is ten times more handsome than Li Jian, his height, figure, academic performance, and fighting level are also similar to Li Jian's, but what is puzzling is that when he fights with Li Jian on the love field, he actually loses more and wins less.

It can be said that Xue Qi already has a shadow on Li Jian in the love field. Especially in the face of this woman who has made him the most exciting in this life to the present, he is even more suspicious.

Xue Qi's thief-like virtue made Li Jian cry and laugh, pursed his lips disdainfully, and said:

"I understand that you are a lover's eye, but you don't think that other people have in their eyes just because they have in their eyes? When I was in junior high school and high school, I would like the same person in both of them, and that's because we were still young. Now that I've grown up, my aesthetics have long been different.

Let's take an analogy, Lao Tzu is a wolf, you are a dog, we both ate milk when we were children, there is no difference. But when you grow up, Lao Tzu only eats meat, but you love to eat the most. That's the differentiation of the recipe!"

", you're the dog, you're eating!"

After habitually scolding back, Xue Qi turned to ask again with a wistful look:

"What you just said is true? I remember Katsuo's fiery personality, a bit of a boyish temperament, don't you like it too?"

"Lao Tzu likes a lot, pure, lovely, mature, immature, amorous, cold as frost, heroic, transcendent, fluttering......

Besides, this kind of temperament, if Lao Tzu wants it, there will be even better! The figure and appearance can beat your family and the man for eight streets, and the character is tougher than the man. ”

Speaking of this, Li Jian remembered the 'Du Ziting' who didn't get along for a long time, but they didn't get along for a long time, and they still owed him a blood! )