As Luo Xishan memorized the lyrics one after another, Li Jian's goosebumps fell down layer by layer, but the corners of Zhu Lanxin's mouth became higher and higher.

When Luo Xishan memorized the fifteenth or sixteenth song, he chanted affectionately, 'The sun rises in the east, and the leader of our family, Zhu Lanxin...... Since there was Zhu Lanxin, Hu'er Hey, the air became fresh and ......', Zhu Lanxin, a deceitful girl, finally couldn't hold her face. After laughing, he angrily crossed his husband's charming eyes, and said with a rake:

"I said that you said these things, the meat is not numb, and I am not afraid of other people's jokes!"

As a husband who has shared the bed with Zhu Lanxin for many years, and even the cubs have a stubble, Luo Xishan is naturally very accurate about his wife's state. Naturally, I know that if my wife comes out with this state, it is basically a sunny day after the rain.

However, he knows that the iron should be struck while it is hot, and the sycophants should be shot to the end, especially when the weather is just sunny, he must not relax, and he must start and finish well. Therefore, Luo Xishan just gave Li Jian a thumbs up behind his back and expressed the pride in his heart, on the surface, he was still so flattering as before, so cautious as walking on thin ice, and he was still not too sensy to speak.

"How can I be numb? I mean this, and the moon represents my heart......

Well, the lyrics are here again.

After a skewering of various songs, when Luo Xishan thought that this matter had been completely turned over, he didn't expect his wife to turn back again:

"Okay, I'm calm now, and I can listen to your explanation. Husband, I believe in you, with your eloquence, you will definitely be able to fool what 'out of the dream' and what 'sleep in your arms'. Come on, I'll hear it!"

Lothy Hill made a strategic mistake. In the past, he could mix up all kinds of mistakes by memorizing the lyrics, but mistakes and mistakes are not the same. In the past, those mistakes such as hiding private money, getting drunk with friends, secretly smoking excessively, and forgetting his wife's birthday and wedding anniversary are similar to crimes such as petty theft and casually posting small advertisements in Zhu Lanxin's opinion, and small punishments and big commandments can still be forgiven.

However, in front of his wife today, he dared to be the lover of his dreams again, and he wanted to sleep with his arms in his arms. That is definitely equivalent to the crime of 'rebellion' and 'terrorist organization', even if you don't cut Ling Chi's five horses into pieces, at least you have to have a thousand plints or palace punishments, otherwise it is not enough to calm Long Yan's anger!

Seeing that his wife's face had just sunny, Luo Xishan didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly raised the middle finger and index finger of his right ring finger with a look of grievance, and swore an oath:

"Wife, I swear, I won't fool you. That is true. As I said before, it wasn't a person who came out of a dream and slept with his arms in his arms, but a car.

Do you know what kind of car it is? It's MTT-Y2K? Don't you remember, I told you. My dream mount!"

Seeing that his wife was still thinking about it, Luo Xishan was afraid that he couldn't explain it clearly, and he was sweating a little, so he hurriedly continued:

"You forgot. I said, the car powered by the aircraft engine Alison 250 gas turbine?"

Zhu Lanxin continued to frown and shake her head, and the beads of sweat on Luo Xishan's forehead became more obvious. Then continued:

"I said I wanted to buy one too, but you said that you would buy a motorcycle for 15 or 600,000 yuan, and you would do it if you were sick!"

Zhu Lanxin continued to shake her head, Luo Xishan could only desperately recall the conversation between the husband and wife, and tried to help his wife recall, saying:

"It's the 420, with a maximum power of 420 horsepower, and the maximum speed can exceed 420 kilometers? And then you say, 'Drive fast, die fast.'" I don't want to be a widow yet, so don't block me. ’”

"Oh~"

Hearing her husband's wise words from her own mouth, 'Drive fast, die fast', Zhu Lanxin finally suddenly realized:

"I remember, the motorcycle you said was this one? I remember you said that this car will breathe fire because of the engine or something!"

The wife finally remembered, so that Luo Xishan seemed to see God open his eyes, looking like he had been wronged, and nodded again and again:

"Yes, yes, this car uses a jet engine, and when you open the throttle valve, it makes a sound similar to that of a jet, and you can see the amazing flames ejected from the turbine engine!"

After echoing his wife, I don't know if it was because he was excited to be wronged, or because he was excited to see the car of his dreams, Luo Xishan, who was already talking a lot, chattered more and more:

"Wife, let me tell you, this car is really old, it accelerates super fast, easily throws off the Lamborghini supercar, and is said to be able to compete with the L-39 jet fighter. Therefore, it is called "jet on land" and "aircraft carrier on public".

It can burst out a powerful torque of 575.8Nm at 2000r/min, and can release 238.6K at 5200r/min but only 60.75kg, which is the most powerful engine in the world's mass-produced motorcycle, and has won the Guinness World Record.

You may not be impressed, but in other words, do you know the Bell helicopters? And the Rolls-Royce C18? They use the same engine.

A Bell helicopter has a mass of more than 2,268kg after carrying six heavily armed soldiers, and a fully loaded Rolls-Royce C18 has a mass of at least 1,500kg, and the weight of this Y2K is only one-tenth of that of a Bell helicopter and one-seventh of that of a Rolls-Royce C18.

……”

Zhu Lanxin didn't understand or was interested in what Luo Xishan said, but from her husband's spitting posture and his face that seemed to be shining, Zhu Lanxin was very relieved to see that her husband really didn't talk nonsense. The previous remark should have been about the car, not the woman.

So, Zhu Lanxin was satisfied, and finally asked:

"So you really didn't have a crush on other women before?

Feeling his wife relieved, Luo Xishan couldn't care about talking excitedly about the motorcycle he had been looking forward to for a long time, and he was busy nodding his head like a chicken eating rice:

"Yes, yes, I'm talking about this car, this MTT-Y2K! As for that woman, I can't look at Ben, although she is dressed up quite maverick, but in terms of appearance, figure, and inner show, it is far worse than my wife. I'm not blind, I have such a good wife, I can still look up to others!"

Luo Xishan slapped a sycophant very undisciplinedly, and before Zhu Lanxin, whose face was a little gloomy, opened his mouth to praise her husband for his vision, whether it was Li Jian and Zhu Lanxin bickering, or Zhu Lanxin performing a mother's teaching, or Luo Xishan's performance 'How did I have no discipline', Xue Qi, who was always silent, suddenly opened his mouth at this time, and the words pointed directly at Luo Xishan:

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. She has a good figure and looks, what's wrong.

Do you know her, how do you know that she doesn't have an inner show? I know her, let me tell you, her name is Ding Shengnan, she is the same age as me and Jian, and she is a single mother.

You know how difficult it is for a single mother to carry a child by herself, but I have never seen her sad and complaining, she is still so straightforward, she is definitely the strongest woman!"

Xue Qi suddenly interjected and said such a thing, which made Li Jian a little stunned, Luo Xishan, who was criticized inexplicably, was also stunned, Zhu Lanxin was also stunned, and then he looked at Xue Qi as if he had seen a neurological patient.

Seeing Xue Qi staring at Taotao's mother and daughter's direct eyes, looking at Xue Qi's obsessed look, Luo Xishan and Zhu Lanxin, who were passers-over, looked funny. It turned out that it was in the eyes of the lover, and it was strange that he had to let others say bad things!

So, whether it was Luo Xishan, who was criticized, or Zhu Lanxin, who was disturbed by the husband and wife game, they were not angry, but showed a funny and interesting expression.

And Li Jian, seeing Xue Qi's obsessed virtue, and then thinking back to Xue Qi's patience with Tao Tao from the morning to the present, as well as Xue Qi's understanding of Tao Tao's mother, as well as the explanation about 'single mother', Li Jian finally understood.

It turned out that Xue Qi was not a ghost animal, and he did not come out of the closet. But his target is not a few teachers in the kindergarten at all, but this single mother who exudes wild charm! The reason why he is so dedicated to having a good relationship with Tao Tao, what kind of mother's entrustment, is just an excuse, this guy is completely a drunkard, not drinking, it is completely an idea with Hu Chuankui of "Sha Jiabang" -- curves to save the country!

Looking at Xue Qi, who was obsessed, and then at the mother who looked spicy and hot, Li Jian couldn't help but wave a few times in front of Xue Qi's eyes, and said:

"Hey, I said Kiki, wake up. You should also pay attention to safety when looking at beautiful women, if you continue like this, your eyes will fall off for a while, but you won't be able to pretend to be back?"

Seeing that Xue Qi's vision was disturbed by himself, he just reached out and knocked off his eyesore, and continued to be nymphomaniac without looking back. Li Jian continued to ask:

"Qiqi, the unrequited love you told me two days ago, I asked me to help with it, it's actually not the kindergarten teacher, but this girl, right?"

"Didn't I say it, her name is Ding Shengnan, don't 'this girl', 'this girl', how rude! Also, don't use the word 'bubble', vulgar! Let me tell you, I'm not joking this time, this time I'm serious!"

"Damn, that's true! And it's serious! You like a single mother, why don't you just tell me. That day, I lied to me that I was looking at the kindergarten teacher!"

"I didn't say it!"

"Why didn't you say it, I asked you, 'Did you fall in love with any teacher?' and you admitted it!"

"I didn't admit it, but I didn't squeak at all after you asked. ”

"No squeak is the default!"

"That's just what you think!"

"You're a girl...... Damn!" (To be continued......)