The demon goddess of war and the suspense spirit went head-to-head, and the party Bai Cheng couldn't bear it anymore, put down the wine glass heavily, and said loudly: "Don't quarrel!"

No matter how big or small, Chu Lingxi is always used to competing for the best: "Who is more reasonable, me or him?"

Parsons Brinckerhoff said helplessly: "Things are not as reasonable as yours, and you are not satisfied?"

Chu Lingxi snorted arrogantly, with the posture of the old lady who was the best in the world.

And An Hao's white waist was as straight as loose, and his eyes were full of disdain, as if to say-"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, Lao Tzu will always despise you spiritually!"

Bai Cheng hesitated for a long time, and then said, "You should have seen a lot of immortal women when you fell asleep... They... Is it late to understand the things of men and women?"

Chu Lingxi peeled off the fragrant lotus leaves, ate glutinous rice chicken, and at the same time worked diligently to solve Tie Hanhan's doubts-

"Hua Xu Mountain's gang of little children, when they were teenagers, they started to have a little ambiguity, Ah Lan is nearly a hundred years old, it is impossible for her not to understand the affairs of men and women, nine times out of ten she is shy. ”

Parsons Brinckerhoff racked his brains for the right wording: "She... Her mental age seems to be still in her infancy... Always ignorant... It's not just about men and women, but even ordinary people don't know much about it. ”

"You just need to understand, teach her well~"

Chu Lingxi's tone of speech was inexplicably like an old bustard who forced Liang to become a prostitute, and deliberately shook the sticky lotus leaf in front of Tie Hanhan, as if he regarded it as a bright red wind dust handkerchief.

The two oily sticky glutinous rice grains broke away from the lotus leaves and went straight to the bamboo-blue sleeves of the hanging silk.

An Haobai dodged for thousands of years, but still couldn't escape the cruel fate, raised his arm in front of the demon girl, glared angrily, and severely condemned the demon girl with cold eyes.

Chu Lingxi flashed back, and churned out two poems that fit the situation in the poor knowledge reserve: "What do you mean? Do you want to educate me, who knows that Chinese food is hard work?"

An Haobai's world-weary face was burned red with anger: "You ruined my clothes!"

In the face of making a fuss, Chu Lingxi not only apologized and did not restrain himself, but also stepped forward with his oily lips, rubbed his sleeve hard, leaving a large stain, and said unashamedly: "This is the real destruction of your clothes." ”

An Haobai was so angry with her that her head was dizzy, and she took the case: "You... You... You are unreasonable!"

"Calm down, brother, calm down!" Parsons Brinckerhoff hurriedly cast a cleansing spell to help his friend who was heavily clean-minded clean his sleeves.

The stains on the clothes have been removed, the shadow of the soul is difficult to remove, and An Haobai's spirit is on the verge of collapse: "This clothes have been tarnished, I must burn it when I go back!"

"I'll help you burn it now!" Chu Lingxi said as he cast a fire spell.

After being reborn, she couldn't control the proportions of casting spells, and Bai Brinckerhoff was worried that she would break into a big disaster, so she lowered herself to persuade peace-

"Auntie, if you don't pay attention to it, you can set this room on fire! The two ancestors, can you stop for a while, do you have humanity, can you care more about me who is struggling in the sea of suffering?"

"I'm a demon, I'm born without humanity!" There is no meaningful dispute, and it is the best policy to accept it when it is good, after Chu Lingxi vented a sentence, he directly changed the topic-

"Instead of fluttering in the sea of bitterness, it's better to go ashore neatly, gentlemen, and go to the round house tonight!"

An Haobai clearly objected: "No matter the fairies, demons and demons, they must abide by the most basic moral bottom line, marriage matters, no child's play, otherwise it is no different from beasts!"

The fire of war that had just been extinguished between the two was rekindled, and Chu Lingxi argued: "Did you drink the wedding wine a few days ago? Bai Cheng and Ah Lan are an official husband and wife who have worshiped heaven and earth!"

An Haobai's concept of marriage is unique, not focusing on external forms, but more on the core of profoundness: "A real husband and wife need to be happy and heart-to-heart!"

Chu Lingxi is like a fantasy, and he can't believe that a man of Shijing's age still has unrealistic fantasies about marriage-

"When you get married, I will personally string your heart and the bride's heart together, and after the test of fire and the assistance of chili cumin, let you realize the heart of ten miles of fragrance!"

An Haobai felt deeply aggrieved: "Now I am discussing Bai Cheng's marriage, can you be reasonable, don't make personal attacks on me!"

Chu Lingxi carried out the crooked reasoning to the end: "Women are not naturally reasonable, and men who try to reason with women are the most unreasonable!"

Parsons Brinckerhoff was almost angry with the two of them: "You guys are off topic again!"

Chu Lingxi returned to the topic, highly condensed the contradictions of the question: "I'll just ask you one sentence, do you want to have a round room with Alan?"

In order to prevent Tie Hanhan from being led astray by the demon girl, An Haobai added: "You must think clearly about the price of the round house, the Bai family's position in the demon world is very important, you rashly and a fairy woman of unknown origin..."

Parsons Brinckerhoff has been bound by reality for too long, and his father's long nagging has annoyed him, and he is full of resistance to what he says, and his mind is floating over and over again, "I don't listen, I don't listen", and the sentence that came out of his mouth was-

"I want a round house!"

Chu Lingxi won the victory, and ate the whole cage of shrimp dumplings deliciously: "You men~The upper body will never win the xia half~"

Parsons Brinckerhoff faced one problem after another: "But the round house is not an easy matter... That one... She... I..."

Chu Lingxi made a crooked move according to his own understanding: "Huanghua guy, it doesn't matter if you are not skilled in technology, make up for it with a few books, sharpen the gun in battle, and if you are not happy, it will be light." ”

The amount of information in this sentence was too large, and Bai Cheng was not sure whether it was the demon's mind or his own understanding, and stammered: "You... What do you mean... I... I didn't get it..."

"Life is more plain than that of the gods, and I am embarrassed to be a demon!", Chu Lingxi is a collection of three vulgarities and five poisons, and he can't stand the moral burden of the righteous gentleman who is heavier than his weight, and the words of the tiger and wolf are wave after wave-

"There is not only Yan Ruyu in the book, but also nine secluded plain girls, as the saying goes, learn the thirty-six styles well, and you are not afraid to go all over the world!"

Who said that women are not as good as men, Chu Lingxi is more manly than men in all aspects, dirty and frank, his face is not red and his heart is not beating.

Tie Hanhan and Hanging Silk Shijing are both children of well-behaved families, although they have secretly seen the Chungong album in private, they have never discussed such unspeakable private matters on the table.

Bai Cheng's three views collapsed: "Where did you learn such a lewd saying?"

Chu Lingxi has been with the open-mouthed generals in the battlefield for too long, and he has no twist and shyness that the girl's family should have, thinking that the things of men and women are instinctive, and they are the desires that everyone has, and there is no need to shy away from them at all-

"I have a wide range of knowledge, I have dabbled in three religions and nine streams, the three of us are more than a thousand years old, it is reasonable to discuss adult topics, why hide it, look at the faces of the two of you big men, fake serious!"