311. Entering the cave room and entering a lonely place

When the Demon Venerable Juntang and Mao Shi were talking in secret words, Chu Lingxi woke up from his dream.

Before her eyes opened, her nose moved first, and she said in a daze: "I seem to smell the smell of bean paste buns... There are also barbecued pork buns and shrimp dumplings..."

Bai Brinckerhoff was full of disgust and complained: "100% pure foodie, the nose is more agile than a dog." ”

Chu Lingxi's temper exploded, grabbed the gilded incense burner next to the pillow, and smashed it at Tie Hanhan's head: "The teeth are sharp, the chatter, the girls are chirping!"

Parsons Brinckerhoff tilted his head and dodged the incense burner's attack, and his already bad face darkened by three points.

An Haobai stopped Tie Hanhan, who still wanted to reply, and ordered the dumb slave to deliver the meal.

Chu Lingxi looked at a large table of Nanyue delicacies, and was in a happy mood, holding chicken feet in his left hand and bean paste buns in his right hand: "These are all my favorites, they must have been prepared by Mao Shi, where did he go?"

"Mao Shi is discussing with the same respect", Bai Cheng, who was not in a good mood, turned into the king of the king, and looked for the stubble of the demon girl: "The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, the Chu family brother and sister army might as well be renamed the food army!"

Chu Lingxi looked at him while gnawing on chicken feet, and the corners of his lips flashed with a meaningful smile: "I bet 10,000 taels of gold, you are still an innocent yellow flower boy, and you are lonely in the cave room." ”

Bai Cheng was poked in the sore spot, and he was angry: "You are a girl, even if you don't follow the three and four virtues, you should know etiquette, righteousness and shame, how can you say such vulgar and explicit words!"

"Hey, hey~ Forgive me for being clumsy, I didn't see that you are a cultured person, so I'll say it another way..."

Chu Lingxi took a big bite of the bean paste bag, and quipped slightly vaguely: "Dare to ask Vice General Bai, have you and the bride ever performed the courtesy of Duke Zhou, and the relationship between the husband and wife?"

Bai Brinckerhoff was so angry with her that his face turned black and red: "You... You are unreasonable!"

Chu Lingxi asked the spirit of suspense: "Ghost doctor An, how about a bet with me?"

An Haobai refused: "If you don't gamble, you will definitely win." ”

Seeing that Tie Hanhan looked like he was about to explode on the spot, Chu Lingxi stopped joking and greeted: "You two pretend to be polite, sit down and chat while eating~"

Bai Cheng leaned his neck and drank the wine in the glass, his fist slammed on the table, the plate trembled three times, and he vented his anger on the demon girl: "All the mistakes are your fault, if it wasn't for you encouraging me to talk, how could there be this troublesome turmoil of Ah Lan!"

Chu Lingxi didn't do the blame, and retorted with reason: "If Ah Lan is indeed a spy of the Immortal Clan, and he plans to spy on the Demon Clan's military situation from the Bai family, even if you don't talk to her, she will take the initiative to get close to you, and the result is the same, your crazy soul is hooked by her." ”

Bai Brinckerhoff said angrily: "It's different, I don't like frivolous and active women!"

Chu Ling chewed on the brittle money belly and threw him a big look: "At a glance, you know that you have no experience in the dust field at all, the highest level of initiative is the seemingly passive initiative, this realm can only be understood but not spoken, all the spies in the Four Realms are good at this." ”

Bai Cheng said in a determined tone: "Ah Lan is definitely not a spy of the Immortal Clan!"

Chu Lingxi said a word to break the contradiction in Tie Hanhan's heart: "Ah Lan is not a spy, but there are still a lot of doubts on her body, and you can't fully trust her, right?"

Parsons Brinckerhoff acquiesced, drinking without saying a word.

An Haobai removed the wine jug, picked crab roe and roasted wheat for him, and persuaded: "Why make such a fuss, if you are sure that Ah Lan does not have the intention of harming the demons, then find a suitable time to reconcile with her." ”

"If he is willing to leave, he will not be so depressed", Chu Lingxi pondered Tie Hanhan's innocent heart through and asked, "According to your speculation, what is Ah Lan's true identity?"

Bai Brinckerhoff complained about the demon girl, but in fact he hated himself even more, and he was a manly man in vain, he couldn't put it down, he was trapped in his heart, and he drank another cup in depression, and said-

"Ah Lan is a mixed race of the two races, the fairy spirit is shallow, the cultivation is not high, the temperament is innocent, the female red cooking skills are good, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are a little familiar, once lived in the boudoir, has never been far away, may have been born in a big family, but she is not well-informed, and she does not have the arrogance of the noble lady of the fairy family, maybe the family has declined, and she occasionally mentions her childhood, it can be basically concluded that she is from the Northern Wilderness. ”

Chu Lingxi held the pig's trotters in her hand, her lips were oily, if she didn't have those smart and cunning apricot eyes, she would be a real foodie pig girl, her mouth was very busy, eating and talking were not wrong-

In this way, Ah Lan's parents may be immortals who follow Boyan Shangxian, or they may be Dongqing warriors who have been freed from slavery because of their merits, and she says that she is an orphan without a surname, and most of them are not credible. ”

Parsons Brinckerhoff nodded heavily: "I suspect... She was worried that her surname would be directly exposed, so she deliberately concealed it. ”

Chu Lingxi's style of dealing with problems has always been simple and rude: "If she is really not a spy of the fairy clan, then the biggest possibility is Miss Jiao, who ran away from home, anyway, she has already married, so she simply cooks raw rice and cooks rice, and in the future, you will accompany Ah Lan back to her parents' house with the baby, and you will be the good son-in-law of her parents." ”

borrowed wine to drown his sorrows, and Bai Cheng's face was more bitter than bitter gourd: "My father doesn't agree with my round house... And there's... Ah Lan: She... She's like a child... I don't understand anything..."

"You are not stupid!" Chu Lingxi became angry when he saw the pedantic and old-fashioned spirit who conformed to the rules: "Close the door and do whatever you like with your daughter-in-law, can your father still get in through the crack in the door and point fingers?"

An Haobai objected: "Your wild path is not suitable for Parsons Brinckerhoff. ”

Sitting at the same table with a big grinning and informal demon girl, the suspense essence with a heavy cleanliness habit is quite tormented, and every minute and second is worried that the skin and clothes are polluted by the spittle, and the appetite is completely lost.

Chu Lingxi didn't please it with his tongue, stretched his face and said angrily: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, then let Tie Hanhan continue to hold the cute daughter-in-law to be Liu Xia Hui, sooner or later, one day you will have to hold back the problem, at least it will be psychologically distorted, and at worst it will be crippled!"

The scale of her remarks is too large, and men are ashamed of themselves, An Haojue is making a fuss and alarmist, and just wants to forcibly correct her distorted three views: "Just treat Ah Lan as a vase, the relationship between Bai Cheng and her is not deep, just live like before." ”

Chu Lingxi "cut" his whole life with contempt, and then refuted the anti-human fallacy of the essence of the matter with affection-

"In the past, Tie Hanhan, like a poor scholar guarding the vegetable garden, had never smelled the aroma of meat, so he didn't dislike the plain nature of green vegetables and radish, but now, suddenly a fragrant roast chicken fell from the sky, he couldn't eat it, and he scratched his liver anxiously, do you think he can still live a life as a monk with peace of mind?"