The five people on the stage performed hard.

Wang Zheng glanced at a few people and asked loudly, "Why are you all here?"

The four people standing on the side all came up.

Da Fei: "This doesn't give you a good day!"

Liang Chaowei: "Congratulations to you!"

Liu Dehao: "Congratulations on your achievements!"

Zhou Xingchi: "Congratulations on your honor. ”

Wang Zheng was puzzled: "What honor do I have? You congratulate me like this?"

Liang Chaowei asked rhetorically: "Hey, don't you understand this?"

Wang Zheng was even more puzzled: "What happened?"

Liang Chaowei congratulated: "Not long ago, you were named the best director at the Academy Awards. ”

Wang Zheng pretended to be surprised: "Ah, there is such a thing. ”

The audience booed, and the Academy Awards only began to be held for the first time this year.

Liu De said: "I've heard about it." ”

Wang Zheng asked, "What have you heard?"

Liu Dehao said enviously: "You also received a golden statue trophy." ”

Wang Zheng said to the audience: "You see that my ears are really smart. ”

The audience responded with warm applause.

Zhou Xingchi said: "I also received a lot of bonuses. ”

Wang Zheng covered his non-existent pocket and whispered, "You have seen this?"

Zhou Xingchi looked disdainful: "Every night at half past three, you have to get up from the bed and count again." ”

Wang Zheng hurriedly denied: "Who counted?"

"Haha" the audience burst into laughter.

Da Fei interjected: "No, the key is that you have an honor, we want to ask you how you got this honor?"

Wang Zheng sighed: "I can still speak." How did you get the honor?"

The four of Dafei nodded: "Hmm!"

Wang Zheng explained: "The correct leadership of TVB leaders, the mutual support of TVB colleagues, the enthusiastic help of the audience, and my personal efforts. ”

Zhou Xingchi: "What about me?"

Liang Chaowei: "What about me?"

Liu Dehao: "What about me?"

Da Fei: "What about me?"

Wang Zheng shrugged: "My honor is not enough for the four of you!"

Liu Dehao took the lead in contempt: "Unthankful." ”

Liang Chaowei pointed at Wang Zheng: "Cross the river and tear down the bridge." ”

Zhou Xingchi pretended to be sad: "After reciting the scriptures, I beat the monk." ”

Da Fei looked unhappy: "When you are full, you will scold the cook." ”

Wang Zheng disagreed: "Where are you talking so much nonsense. ”

Liang Chaowei said angrily: "I can tell you, head, the reason why you can achieve such a great honor has a lot to do with the function of our five senses brothers." ”

Wang Zheng nodded in agreement: "Each of the five senses has its own role. ”

Liang Chaowei asked: "Then tell me, who plays the biggest role?"

Liu Dehao asked: "Who is the head of the five senses?"

Zhou Xingchi asked, "Who should take the lead?"

Da Fei asked, "Who does this first prize belong to?"

Wang Zheng was a little helpless, and complained to the audience: "How can I answer this question? These facial features are all on my head, this is a whole, who has the first merit, who has the second merit? Who gets the first bonus? I can't tell the difference!"

The audience in the audience was also unclear, and could only respond to Wang Zheng with warm applause.

"Nonsense!"

"Presumptuous!"

"Unreasonable!"

"Hold on!"

The four of Zhou Xingchi expressed disdain for Wang Zheng's answer.

Liang Chaowei complained: "Head, I can tell you, the reason why you can be the best director is because of my nose to support you." ”

"What does it have to do with your nose?" Wang Zheng asked.

Liang Chao said in a great voice: "It's too relevant!"

Wang Zheng was curious: "Let's talk about it!"

Liang Chaowei explained: "You think, my nose is the only respiratory organ in your head, and I breathe in and out more than 10,000 times a day. ”

Wang Zheng nodded: "Yes, your nose is out of breath, so why don't you work?"

Liang Chaowei said: "I won't talk about it during the day, and it's the same at night." ”

Wang Zheng asked, "What's wrong with you at night?"

Liang Chaowei complained: "Your old man is lying on the bed and falling asleep, his eyes are closed! His mouth is closed! His ears are resting! Just let me be on the night shift with my nose alone?

Wang Zheng hurriedly stopped him: "You still want to rest for a while, then I'm finished, can you rest?"

Liang Chaowei continued: "Besides, you have grown so big since you were a child, when did you leave my nose?"

Wang Zheng touched his nose and nodded: "That's right, I have this thing since I was born, and I have this thing in the original." ”

Liang Chaowei continued: "Besides, my nose is still the olfactory organ on your head. ”

Wang Zheng asked, "How do you call it an olfactory organ?"

Liang Chaowei explained: "Hey, with my nose, you can smell what is fragrant, which is not smelly, or without my nose?"

Wang Zheng: "What will happen?"

Liang Chaowei said: "To put it mildly, if you are hungry, you will go directly to the toilet." ”

Wang Zheng was puzzled: "Why should I go there?"

Liang Chaowei smiled: "You can't smell it." ”

Wang Zheng pushed him away: "Don't be disgusting, okay, just know that your nose is very important." ”

Liang Chaowei didn't give up: "You think it's important, then I have to ask you, since my nose is so important, why didn't you mention the credit for my nose when you spoke at the Academy Awards ceremony?"

Wang Zheng's face was black: "Then how can I mention it? I'll just say that, friends! Rating me as the best director is mainly due to my nose, you don't have to give me the trophy, you just hang it on my nose...... Is this thing going to hang up?"

"Hahaha", the scene laughed constantly.

Liang Chaowei didn't give up: "Anyway, you have to reconsider the treatment of my nose." ”

Wang Zheng comforted: "The nose is very important, okay." ”

"Nonsense!" Zhou Xingchi on the side couldn't stand it.

Wang Zheng looked at him: "Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Zhou Xingchi asked rhetorically: "What's the matter? His nose is important, but my eyes are not important?"

Wang Zheng hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean that. ”

Zhou Xingchi said loudly: "My eyes are more important than my nose. ”

Wang Zheng asked, "What do you say?"

Zhou Xingchi said: "Your cleverness, your intelligence, can only be reflected in me." ”

Wang Zheng squinted his eyes and nodded: "Hey, that's right! People say so, Wang Zheng is smart? So smart, it's smart in those watery ...... The little eyes are on. ”

After speaking, he squinted his little eyes and looked at the audience, and there was laughter from the audience.

Zhou Xingchi said at length: "Look, you just used me to communicate feelings with the audience, and used me to express joys, sorrows, and sorrows." Excuse me, can you learn culture and knowledge without my eyes? Can you express joy, anger and sorrow without my eyes? Well, without my eyes, can you see the world? Well, without my eyes, can you see the world...... Hmmm!"

Wang Zheng was puzzled: "What's wrong?

"I forgot the words, that's it, I still have to worry about your marriage. Zhou Xingchi was busy changing the topic.

Wang Zheng wondered: "This eye is worried about my marriage, how can you worry about it?"

Zhou Xingchi said angrily: "Why do you worry about it? The first time you and your girlfriend met, didn't I hook her with my eyebrows? Head, I also told you, I saw all the things you did from the first acquaintance to the time you fell in love." ”

Wang Zheng turned his head and complained to the audience: "Look at my immoral eyes. ”

Zhou Xingchi broke free and continued: "If you don't want to be nice to me, I'll tell you everything." Friends, I'm going to talk about it for the first time today. ”

Wang Zheng hurriedly covered his mouth: "Don't! Your eyes are very important, I can't do without you." ”

Zhou Xingchi said: "By the way, who is the one who finds the way for you after work every day?"

Wang Zheng was afraid of him, so he nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, I really can't do without these eyes." ”

Liu Dehao, who was next to him, interrupted: "It's okay, it's okay! You can still go home without your eyes." ”

Wang Zheng shook his head: "No, if I don't have eyes, what can I use to recognize the way?"

Liu Dehao pointed to his nose and said, "With my nose, we can go back when we smell it!"

Wang Zheng pouted: "I have a dog nose?

"Haha", many viewers laughed out of tears, it was so funny.

Zhou Xingchi then spoke: "You just treat me well, I will definitely repay you." ”

Wang Zheng became interested: "How to repay me?"

Zhou Xingchi pretended to whisper: "If you do bad things in the future, I'll open my eyes and close my eyes." ”

Wang Zheng denied: "Nonsense, when have I ever done something bad." ”

Liu De leaned over and said, "I heard everything you two just said!"

Wang Zheng pretended to sneer: "Yes, why can't you hear this thief?"

Liu Dehao began a tirade: "What do you say that your eyes are important, are my ears dispensable, rely on my ears to convey information to you, without my ears? Can you hear what music is? What is singing? What is singing? Wang! Wang! What is this?"

Wang Zheng said: "This is a dog barking. ”

Liu Dehao nodded: "That's right, if you don't have my ears, you still think it's my sister singing." ”

"Haha" Wang Ming in the audience laughed with tears in his eyes.

Liu Deyu continued: "From childhood to adulthood, listening to reports, listening to lectures, listening to talking, listening to music, listening to what has left my ears?"

Wang Zheng nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, ears are very important." ”

Liu De was indignant: "You have three hundred and sixty nine ears to us, what are you doing to them?"

Wang Zheng said: "Treat them equally!"

Liu De sneered: "Treat everyone equally? You like eyes, put on color-changing glasses for him, and make him stinky and beautiful." ”

Wang Zheng explained: "Is that stinky beauty? Wear glasses to protect your eyesight." ”

Andy Lau said: "You put a mask on your nose and mouth. ”

Wang Zheng nodded: "Yes, you have to pay attention to hygiene." ”

Liu Dehao pretended to be aggrieved and said, "What did you buy for my ears?"

Wang Zheng was a little embarrassed: "Hey, I really haven't bought anything for these ears." ”

Liu De complained: "It's okay if you don't buy it, but you shouldn't put the mask belt and glasses on my ears." What's more, our ears are originally a close pair, and you have to let us live apart for a long time. You're still saying it's not a discrimination?"

Wang Zheng: "......"