Chapter Forty-Eight: Taiqing (II)
The scene of the celebration party of Clear Water Bay TVB City.
Next, please Wang Zheng, Zhou Xingchi, Liang Chaowei, Xu Dafei, and Liu Dehao. ”
With the announcement of Sister Fat, Wang Zheng stepped onto the stage with five microphones alone, and the audience was a little puzzled, why did one person come up instead of reporting the names of five people.
Wang Zheng was wearing a blue gown, clenched his cuffs and clenched his fists slightly to the audience, and said: "Hey, today I will tell you something, I had a dream last night, I dreamed of this dream! It is very strange, I dreamed of my facial features, from ......."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhou Xingchi, who came to the stage, and Wang Zheng looked at him with a puzzled expression.
Zhou Xingchi laughed and came up to hold Wang Zheng's hand: "Yo! head, do you still know me?"
Wang Zheng was held by him, and was a little confused: "Hello, hello, please give me your surname?"
Zhou Xingchi replied: "My surname is Yan." ”
Wang Zheng didn't hear clearly: "The surname is ...... What's the last name?"
Zhou Xingchi slowed down his speech: "The surname is Yan." ”
Wang Zheng was a little confused: "Do you have your surname?"
Zhou Xingchi said: "The first one is." ”
Wang Zheng was puzzled: "Which one?"
Zhou Xingchi quickly read out: "Zhao Qiansun's "eye". ”
"I really haven't heard of Zhao Qiansun's "eye"? That's called Zhao Qiansun Li!" Wang Zheng corrected.
Zhou Xingchi: "Ah, Zhou Wu Zheng's "eye"!"
Wang Zheng corrected again: "King Zhou, Wu, Zheng." ”
Zhou Xingchi: "Feng Chenchu's "eye". ”
Wang Zheng pushed him away: "Don't pestle! Are you not afraid that the "pestle" will be blind? You are still Feng Chengcheng, Sister Zhi is in the audience, if your eyes are uncomfortable, wait to find her. ”
Zhao Yazhi, who was sitting in the audience, pursed his lips and chuckled, while Shao Daheng next to him had bright eyes, he didn't expect Wang Zheng to write cross talk at a young age.
On the stage, Wang Zheng was a little helpless: "Just say what your name is, right?"
Zhou Xingchi replied: "My name is Eye." ”
Wang Zheng confirmed to him: "Eyes?"
Zhou Xingchi nodded: "Yes!"
Wang Zheng looked confused: "Oh, do you say this person has eyes?"
Zhou Xingchi stepped forward and touched Wang Zheng's eyes and said, "Then what is your part called?"
Wang Zheng opened his paws: "Don't touch it! it's broken, where can I match this part?"
The audience below watched it for a long time, understood it, and kept applauding.
Zhou Zhou Xingchi, who was a little nervous, heard the applause, felt a little relieved, pointed to Wang Zheng's eyes and asked, "What is your name?"
Wang Zheng replied: "I have eyes." ”
Zhou Xingchi looked flattering: "I am your eyes." ”
Wang Zheng was puzzled: "You are my eyes?"
Zhou Xingchi nodded: "Yes, yes, yes." ”
Wang Zheng was depressed: "Why do my eyes look like a fish? Why are you here?"
Zhou Xingchi laughed: "I haven't seen you for many days, I miss you, I'll come to see you." ”
Wang Zheng didn't eat his set, and pushed him aside: "Ouch! Thank you, you can watch slowly from the side." ”
Zhou Xingchi was helpless and stood aside.
The audience understood it and clapped their hands loudly.
Wang Zheng pressed down his hand: "I'll tell you about my dream ......." ”
Liang Chaowei came to the stage and shouted, and interrupted him again: "Yo ho! Where are you here? Do you still know me?"
Wang Zheng looked depressed: "Why is there another one, who are you, I don't dare to admit it." ”
Liang Chaowei slapped his thigh with a pompous face: "Ouch, it's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family!"
Wang Zheng wondered: "Are you your surname again?"
Liang Chaowei smiled slightly: "My surname is Nose." ”
Wang Zheng was confused: "Ah, the surname is ...... Why is this surname so awkward? The surname is nose, do you have your surname?"
Liang Chaowei nodded: "Yes." ”
Wang Zheng asked, "Which one?"
Liang Chaowei: Zhao Qiansun "nose".
Wang Zheng pushed him away: "Go! I haven't heard of it, it's obviously Zhao Qiansun's "eye", phew, they all took me to the ditch, you just say your name." ”
When the audience below heard it, they were so happy that they only slapped their thighs, and the performing artists next to the stage couldn't help laughing, they didn't expect Director Wang to be so funny.
Liang Chaowei replied seriously: "I'm called the nose." ”
Wang Zheng was a little surprised: "Nose?"
Liang Chaowei shook his long hair: "Well, I'm your nose." ”
Wang Zheng had a bitter face: "It's bad, my nose has also come down, why are you here?"
Liang Chaowei took Wang Zheng's hand: "I haven't seen you for many days, I miss you, I'll come, smell you." ”
Wang Zheng shook off his hand and said with a look of disgust: "Smell me, go, stand aside." ”
Liang Chaowei stood beside Zhou Xingchi with an aggrieved face.
"Haha"
Seeing Liang Chaowei's grievances, the audience was overjoyed.
Wang Zheng also almost laughed, and hurriedly turned his gaze to the audience.
The few viewers were looking forward to looking at themselves, Wang Zheng continued: "Let's continue to talk about my dream, my dream......"
With a "yo ho", Wang Zheng was interrupted again, and said with an unhappy face: "Why is there another one?"
Liu Dehao, who ran to the stage, grabbed Wang Zheng's hand and said enthusiastically: "Where are you here? Do you still know me?"
Wang Zheng was a little helpless: "Why do you ask me all this sentence, can you change the line?"
Liu De threw away Wang Zheng's hand: "You really open a window on the roof - the six relatives don't recognize it!"
Wang Zheng looked confused, this one is quite dragged: "Which one are you?"
Liu Dehao replied: "I am your ear." ”
Wang Zheng was a little speechless: "Okay, my ears are here too, so why are you here again?"
Liu Dehao smiled: "I haven't seen you for many days, I miss you, I'm here to listen to you." ”
Wang Zheng didn't give him a good look: "If you want to listen to me, then you have to listen to it." ”
Liu Dehao smiled awkwardly and also stood aside.
Wang Zheng raised his voice lightly and continued to say to the audience: "Hmm, my dream yesterday is really ......."
A heart-filled "yo he" scared Wang Zheng into sitting on the ground, and the audience was also startled, but everyone laughed when they saw it.
Da Fei walked onto the stage with the domineering Wang Ba steps, and the oily side split head was still so eye-catching.
Da Fei pulled up Wang Zheng, who was sitting in the place: "Do you still know me?"
"Who are you, ouch, you tap. Wang Zheng hurriedly withdrew his hand.
Da Fei shook his hand and said, "I, surnamed Mouth." ”
Wang Zheng was depressed: "What's the name of the surname?"
Da Fei rolled his eyes: "Mouth!"
Wang Zheng was surprised: "You call your mouth?"
Da Fei shook his head: "I haven't heard of it!"
Wang Zheng muttered: "The mouth is ......"
Da Fei heard this, and said angrily: "You are called Kouzui, my surname is Kou, my name is Mouth, my full name is still Mouth, I am your mouth." ”
Wang Zheng sighed twice and asked, "You are my mouth?"
Da Fei nodded: "Not bad." ”
Wang Zheng looked at Da Fei's somewhat blessed face and said, "My mouth is rich enough." ”
Da Fei shrugged: "Mouth eats all directions!"
Wang Zheng asked, "Why are you here?"
Da Fei opened his mouth and smiled: "I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you, I'll gnaw you." ”
Wang Zheng was startled and pushed away his body: "Did you use me as a lamb's head meat?"
Da Fei flattered: "Affectionate and affectionate!"
Wang Zheng pretended to be disgusted: "Is there such an intimacy? Why are all your facial features coming to me?"
The applause and laughter at the scene continued, and Shao Daheng was also amused by the five of them.
Wang Zheng and the five of them have been rehearsing for several days in order to say that this sketch is good, which is not as difficult as acting, and it is more difficult for several people, but so far, several people have performed very well, and the audience's response is also very enthusiastic.
The five people always felt too monotonous when they sang a song on stage, and the sixth aunt got off the task again, and Wang Zheng had no choice but to make out the most famous five-person cross talk in later generations.