The three brothers have a good relationship, and they call each other very interestingly.

Xue Xiao is more than six years older than Xue Qi and Li Jian, and he is the eldest brother, so naturally he didn't say anything. With Xue Qi and Li Jian, it is natural that those who should be called 'brother' are called 'brother', and those who should be called 'brother' are called 'brother'.

However, Li Jian and Xue Qi, who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother, is an unsolvable problem.

After all, even Gu Lan and Zhao Qiuyan, who gave birth to their brothers, don't know who is big and who is small. The doctors and nurses who delivered the babies for the two of them couldn't remember which of the two brooders came out of their mother's womb early because of their age.

Therefore, Xue Qi and Li Jian have been arguing about who is their brother since they were young, and they even launched an all-round competition for the name of their brother.

Childhood.

When I was in school.

The two brothers agreed that whoever dares to pull the braids of the class pepper is the elder brother, who dares to lift the skirt of the class crybaby, who is the elder brother, and who dares to throw a cannon into the toilet when the teacher goes to the toilet......

After school.

Peeing together, the two brothers will agree, who pees far, who is the elder brother! Whoever pees high, who is the elder brother! Who pees accurately, who is the elder brother, who can shoot the spider down with urine, who is the elder brother......

Whoever has more broken glass with a slingshot is the elder brother, whoever wins the fight is the elder brother, who dares to catch the caterpillar is the elder brother, who can catch the fish is the elder brother, and whoever swims far in one breath is the elder brother......

Every day, for the name of 'brother', at least a dozen games are played!

Even at that time, the mothers of the two families did not use this as bait to settle the two small mischiefs that were already a headache, and they were even more headaches when they got together.

Whoever is obedient is the elder brother! Whoever ranks high in the exam is the elder brother! Who has no leftovers from eating, who is the elder brother! Who is not picky eater, who is the elder brother!

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This kind of 'vicious competition' caused by the name of 'brother' didn't happen until the brothers and sons went to the second grade of junior high school, and they suddenly reacted one day.

It seems that in order to compete for this name, the two brothers did not take any advantage, but were seized by the two mothers and disciplined the two of them. The two brothers missed a lot of excitement.

So, after some negotiations, the two brothers decided that neither of them would be an elder brother or a younger brother in the future, Li Jian would be called Xue Qi 'Qiqi', and Xue Qi would be called Li Jian 'Scissors'.

Since then, the most convenient 'reins' used by the two mothers have been completely untied. The two donkey brothers who had been hung by their mother with the carrot of 'brother' for many years and had been obedient for many years completely eliminated their estrangement overnight and truly united.

As if he wanted to make up for all the naughty mischiefs he had missed in the past few years, he intensified his efforts.

Skipping class, not doing homework, and working together against the teacher and brothers!

Fighting, brothers advance and retreat together, cooperate tacitly!

Smoke and check on each other before you go home!

Puppy love, brothers cover each other and help each other......

The energy of the combination of the brothers was completely released, and they became the son who made his parents feel a headache, a student who gave the teacher a headache, and a little bully that his classmates feared.

Of course, Li Jian and Xue Qi are so naughty, not only because the two are no longer competing and sincerely cooperating. Xue Xiao, who is an elder brother, is also 'indispensable'.

Don't look at the current Xue Xiao with an upright bureaucratic face, a righteous face, and a very serious look. The previous Xue Xiao was definitely a typical example of the 'negative textbook' in the mouths of parents!

Some of the troubles caused by the two brothers were the role models of this brother, and some were simply done by this brother.

For example, the reason why the two brothers dared to fight, and the more they fought, the more fierce they became, was because they had Xue Xiao as a backer behind them.

If you win, everyone will be happy. If you lose the battle, you can throw down a sentence of 'you wait, I'll let my brother kill you' can scare the other party, Xue Xiao was famous for his murder at that time.

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For example, most of the tricks of the two brothers tricky teachers and classmates were taught by Xue Xiao, who was an elder brother.

Put caterpillars in the teacher's chalk box, glue the teacher's stool, and glue the blackboard eraser to the table with 502...... These are all tricks that Xue Xiao was tired of playing.

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For example, the slingshot of the two brothers beating glass and other people's cats and dogs was simply made by Xue Xiao for his two younger brothers.

For another example, the reason why the two brothers fell in love early was purely Xue Xiao's role model.

If nothing else, let's just say that the sister-in-law who is sitting there watching the three brothers fight is the most direct evidence of the eldest brother's early love!

This sister-in-law is not only Xue Xiao's high school classmate, college alumnus, but also one of Xue Xiao's two girlfriends in her first year of high school!

At that time, Xue Xiao was dating Zhang Shengqiu, but he used toys and sugar balls to buy his two younger brothers who were just in the fourth grade of primary school to cover for them.

Even at that time, Xue Xiao was able to meet between the two girlfriends, and two little radish leaders were indispensable to cover for him and maneuver around.

When Xue Xiao was a sophomore in high school, he and Zhang Shengqiu secretly ate the forbidden fruit at Xue's house, and the first time they rolled the sheets, the blood on the sheets was still the black pot on the back of Xue Qi and Li Jian.

At that time, the little brothers accepted bribes from the eldest brother of 19 yuan and 5 cents, as well as two homemade small flying knives, and told their parents that this was a nosebleed caused by a fight between the two brothers.

In the second semester of the second semester of high school, Zhang Shengqiu was accidentally shot, and Tiankui was more than half a month late. It was still Xue Qi and Li Jian's two younger brothers who helped them with their righteous assistance, and used all the New Year's money and pocket money they had saved, plus the money that Xue Xiao and Zhang Shengqiu borrowed from their classmates, so that these two little couples did not become parents so early. I didn't even let the parents and the school know about it at the time.

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This is also the reason why Li Jian, Xue Qi and Zhang Shengqiu, sisters-in-law, are so familiar and so careless when they speak.

After getting along for so many years, having so many experiences, having so many years of relationships, having so many common secrets, knowing so many troubles and black histories of each other, and having no conflict of interest, it is not okay to have a bad relationship!

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Just when the three brothers who hadn't seen each other for a long time had a quarrel, the mother who had opened the door for Li Jian before also closed the door and followed.

After my mother came to the battlefield, she first laughed and scolded the three brothers:

"Three stinky boys, give me a rest, how old are you, and you're still so crazy. ”

Then, Gülen reached out and took out a red cardboard envelope similar to an invitation from under the coffee table, handed it to Li Jian, and said to Li Jian:

"Here, it's yours, take a look!"

Li Jian took the red envelope handed to him by his mother a little inexplicably, but saw a bunch of magpies painted on the cover, and a pair of men and women in ancient costumes stood on the magpies, and the four big characters 'Qixi Magpie Bridge' were written next to the picture.

When Li Jian opened the envelope and read the contents inside, his eyes were straight.

This turned out to be an invitation for a matchmaking agency to organize a blind date event in Binhai Park on the day of Qixi Festival next weekend, and it was also the entry volume of this blind date. And the head of the invitation card is written in Li Jian's name.

After seeing it, Li Jian seemed to be electrocuted, and as if he had been stung by an invitation, he hurriedly threw it on the coffee table, and then said with an embarrassed face:

"Mom, Qixi Festival is a big day for our Chinese people, and it's just in time for the weekend, the 'Taste Zhai' must be very busy that day, I'm afraid I can't get away!"

Hearing Li Jian's tried and tested excuse again, Gülen did not give up the plan as he had done the previous times, but reached out to pick up the invitation card that Li Jian threw on the coffee table, slapped it in Li Jian's hand again, and said:

"This time I heard that it is a blind date meeting of thousands of people, and the opportunity is rare, you must go. As for the store, you don't have to worry, I have a holiday that day, and I will look after the store for you. There's definitely nothing wrong with that.

Besides, I've also thought about it, when is it time to make money? In your mother's opinion, it is more important than making money, or your life's event.

Find out that this blind date is delayed for a year, and marriage may be a year late, and giving birth to a child will be a year late, and then the child will go to kindergarten and school......

You can't catch up with one step, you can't catch up with one step at a time. We can't afford to delay this year after year.

For this, even if it is a little less, it is worth it!"

After saying that, my mother didn't give Li Jian a chance to object, put on an apron and walked straight to the kitchen. It's not early, it's time to prepare lunch.

Seeing her mother leave, her sister-in-law, who always played the role of 'five good daughters-in-law' at home, couldn't sit still, got up and took another apron, tied it to her body, and followed in her mother-in-law's footsteps.

After the only two women in the family left, Li Jian still looked at the hot potato in his hand for a long time, and finally said mournfully:

"How can you cut it first without asking? What is this called?"

Li Jiansu's miserable appearance suddenly made Xue Zhiguo, Xue Xiao, and Xue Qi laugh together.

There are no good people in this house, and all people have the same creed - happiness based on the pain of others is true happiness!

Li Jian, who was disturbed by the laughter of the three of them, scraped over Xue Zhiguo and Xue Xiao's faces one by one with fierce eyes, and finally stopped at Xue Qi's face.

Then, Li Jian raised the invitation card in his hand, glared at Xue Qi with cannibalistic eyes, and asked viciously:

"Why do I have this, but you don't? You are also Wang Lao Wu, and you also have a holiday on weekends!"

"Who says I don't?"

Hearing Li Jian ask, the smile on Xue Qi's face quickly changed to a sad face, and he took out an identical red envelope from under the coffee table, and continued:

"Do you think I can run? Look at what this is? Our brothers and sons are difficult brothers, and I will accompany you when the time comes, now you have a balance in your heart, right?"

To Xue Qi's surprise, Li Jian was not only not relieved, but his eyes became more vicious, and he said in a gloomy tone:

"So you already knew about Mom's ambush today?"

Li Jian's appearance as if he wanted to choose someone to devour made Xue Qi feel a little chill down his spine, and he quickly shook his head and denied it:

"No, no, I just knew......!

After Xue Qi's words were finished, Li Jian had already thrown the invitation card in his hand casually, pounced on it like a vicious dog, pressed Xue Qi on the sofa, stuck his arm around Xue Qi's neck, and gritted his teeth and said:

"You bastard, you already knew it before, and you won't call to inform you, so that Lao Tzu can be mentally prepared. I know, I pretended to be stupid before, I'll strangle you!"

Xie 'Shallow Memories of ......the Passing Years', 'Sons of the Wind God', 'The Change of the Rainbow', 'Devouring with the Wind', 'So Many Cows', 'Okay, No Name', The Reward Support of Several Brothers.