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Xue Qi, who was stuck by Li Jian's neck, struggled while calling for help to Xue Zhiguo and Xue Xiao who were watching the play, and retorted fearlessly:

"Nonsense, if I had notified you in advance, wouldn't you have turned around and left? If you disappear for a few days and don't let your mother catch you, won't I have to go on a blind date next week? I'm not so stupid! It's better to have one more person to accompany me to suffer than to be practiced alone!"

"You idiot, do you know what cooperation is? We both said that we want to unite, this time you helped me block the gun, and the next time it will be my turn, it will definitely be unambiguous. As a result, you could just help my mother pull me into the water, and personally call me to inform me to come back. What is the difference between you and the traitors during the Anti-Japanese War? No, I have to strangle you today, otherwise I will be angry!"

"Who knows if I blocked the gun this time, will you help me block it next time? I doubt your character...... Help, help, it's really killing......"

In this way, Li Jian and Xue Qi made a fuss for a long time without looking like adults, and finally separated breathlessly.

Sitting on the sofa, after glancing at Xue Qi with an expression on his face for the rest of his life, Li Jian turned his head and said to Xue Zhiguo, who was watching the play with interest:

"Dad, I think when you and your mother were looking for your son nineteen years ago, you may have made a mistake again. Are you sure this guy is your and my mother's species?

With the wisdom of you and your mother, how could you give birth to such a short-sighted, stupid son like a donkey?

In addition, in terms of IQ, it is not at all like my brother! I think it is more reliable for you to go to the hospital again and do a DNA test or something. ”

"Huh!"

After sipping on the tea, Dad shook his head with a smile and said:

"There is no need for DNA identification, although Xiaoqi's IQ is a little lower, it should indeed be my son and your mother's son. After all, there are also chances of tiger fathers and dogs, and good bamboo shoots. Li Bai is so genius, didn't he also give birth to two idiot sons! Didn't Zhao Hao, the horse service monarch of the Wise I, also give birth to a son Zhao Kuo who can only talk on paper! I, like them, had bad luck and just happened to run into it!"

Xue Zhiguo finished speaking in a somewhat sighing tone without hurrying, Xue Xiao couldn't help laughing, took his father's words, and continued:

"Xiao Jane, don't hit Xiao Qi again. Don't mention the word 'IQ' to him, I'm afraid that he thinks everyone has it, but he doesn't, and he won't be able to think about it in the end. ”

The gentlemen's tacit ridicule made Xue Qi aggrieved, and protested to his father and brother with a sad face:

"Dad, brother, it's too much! How can you say that?"

"I'm just answering Jane's question honestly!"

"I'm just talking about things.

Dad's tone was still unhurried, and Xue Xiao's expression was still sincere, but Xue Qi was angry enough.

After taking a few breaths, Li Jian turned his complaining eyes to Li Jian and said:

"Scissors, how can you say that? We're on one side, we're teammates!"

"Who is your teammate?"

Li Jian rolled her eyes and continued:

"Is there a teammate like you? Some people say, 'If you're not afraid of a god-like opponent, you're afraid of a pig-like teammate,' and you're a teammate worse than a pig! I'd rather not have a ......."

"What do you say?"

Just as Li Jian was foaming at Xue Qi's mouth, his mother walked out of the kitchen with a plate of cold dishes. Seeing the excitement here, I couldn't help but come over and insert a pole.

Li Jian knew that he and Xue Qi joined forces to resist the blind date, and this matter could be known to his father, his brother, his sister-in-law, and his mother. But you must not admit it in front of your mother, otherwise it will be a lot of fun.

Therefore, as soon as Li Jian heard his mother's voice, he hurriedly put on a smiling face and turned around:

"It's nothing, my dad and brother and I are discussing Kiki's IQ!"

"Smack!"

"Oops!"

As a result, Li Jian still couldn't prevaricate in the end, and what responded to Li Jian was the slap that his mother slapped on the back of Li Jian's head.

After Li Jian jumped three feet away and widened the distance between him and his mother, he covered the back of his head and asked with a resentful expression:

"What are you doing, Mom? Did you know that hitting the back of the head is easy to hit stupid?"

In the face of Li Jian's questioning, my mother posed as a teapot very fiercely, crossed her waist with one hand, and pointed at her halberd with the other:

"Stinky boy, do you dare to fool your mother? Do you really think I really didn't hear it? What kind of 'god-like enemy, pig-like teammate', after a long time, you treat your mother as an enemy? Why do you still want to practice with your mother and me? You have no conscience, you have to kill you. ”

As she spoke, her mother stepped over and was about to stretch out her hand again to screw Li Jian, but Li Jian hurriedly jumped away like a monkey. While dodging my mother's two-finger Zen skills, she smiled flatteringly:

"Mom, you must not have heard clearly. The key to my statement is not in the word 'enemy,' but in the word 'God.' I mean, you are simply a 'god', by the way, a 'goddess'! Not only is you a 'goddess' who has been obsessed with my father all his life, but you are also an eternal goddess in the minds of several of our brothers......

The most beautiful person in my heart, the east is red, the sun rises ......"

Although Li Jian is used to patting his mother, it is the first time that he shouts the title of 'goddess' in such a red fruit, and in front of so many people.

So, my mother is a little unaccustomed and a little ashamed.

The old eyes glanced at the gentlemen with different expressions a little charmingly, and then said to Li Jian:

"I really want to tear your stinky mouth, and I'll talk nonsense all day long!"

After speaking, the old mother, who was flushed, couldn't care about looking for Li Jian's bad luck, and finally glared at Li Jian, then turned around and left.

Li Jian, who escaped her mother's responsibility, just breathed a sigh of relief, and when she turned her head, she saw three middle fingers raised high, and the three mocking faces behind the middle fingers as if they were poured out of a mold.

"Stinky boy, Dad finds that your discipline is getting more and more limitless. You can say such a numb thing!

When I chased your mother, I didn't say that, and I wasn't embarrassed to be so sensitive. ”

"Well, it's shameless!"

As soon as Xue Zhiguo finished speaking, Xue Xiao and Xue Qi performed a tacit understanding that belonged to their own brothers, speaking in unison, and even the amplitude and frequency of nodding were exactly the same.

Li Jian's face darkened a little, and after glaring at Xue Xiao and Xue Qi angrily, he fired at Xue Zhiguo.

"Dad, are you embarrassed to arrange me here? If you can be a little tougher, have a higher status at home, and dare to speak up for us in front of your mother, do we need to be scared like this?"

"Yes!"

Hearing Li Jian say this, Xue Xiao and Xue Qi, brothers who also suffered from their mother's dictatorship, immediately turned back and pointed their guns at their father, who was still in the same trench just now.

Fortunately, Xue Zhiguo has a big belly and a large belly, and he is not angry at the rebellion of the two undisciplined and unfilial sons, but says casually:

"What's the solution? When you weren't there, when your dad was still chasing your mom, I started to be afraid. Up to now, I've been afraid of your mother for more than 30 years, and I've been used to it, so how can I change it?"

Xue Zhiguo sighed with happiness on his face, and surrendered unprincipledly, which suddenly made the three brothers feel a little powerless at all.

After holding his breath for a long time, Xue Qicai asked tentatively:

"Dad, can't you be angry?"

"Why don't you be angry? If you find a good girlfriend, get married, and have children. Your mother must be circling around the child all day, so not only will you be relaxed, but several of us will be able to relax. ”

Seeing that Xue Qi was unrelenting, Xue Zhiguo suddenly couldn't hold his breath and shot at Xue Qi in turn.

Xue Qi felt that the limelight was not right at this moment, so he hurriedly led the water to the east and looked at Xue Xiao:

"Dude, that's what's wrong with you. You've been with my sister-in-law for so many years, and you haven't had enough of the world between the two? Almost, hurry up and get a little person out to find something to do for my mother, and save her from having nothing to do all day, embarrassing me and Qiqi. ”

The four men in the family are not good cakes, the change of position is called a fast, vertical and horizontal, one second is a comrade-in-arms, the next second may be the enemy. Anyway, it's good for yourself to stand over there, just stand over there. As for the 'festival' gods, the four of them don't know each other.

Therefore, this time, Li Jian did not hesitate to abandon his previous suspicions, stood on Xue Qi's side, and put pressure on Xue Xiao together:

"Well, Kiki is a bit human, boss, it's time for you to sacrifice!"

"Hey, you two stinky boys, why are you shooting me. It's not that I don't want to, I've been working hard for a long time, and I've been to the hospital, isn't it time yet?"

After listening to the criticism of the two younger brothers, Xue Xiao was a little aggrieved. He and Zhang Shengqiu also wanted to have children, but they went to the hospital and both of them were normal. After more than a year of hard work without taking measures, he never got pregnant, and he was in a hurry!

Regarding the elder brother's anxious white face, Xue Qi was not stunned at all, and still asked persistently:

"Work hard, how hard, once a few days!"

Although they are brothers, although they talk and laugh without mowgli, Xue Qi's question is so explicit that Xue Xiao is still a little embarrassed, and he doesn't know how to answer for a while.

As a result, without waiting for Xue Xiao's wording to understand, Li Jian, who saw his brother's embarrassment, jumped out first and relieved Xue Xiao of the siege:

"Kiki, how can you ask that, do you doubt the level of effort of the old man?"

After criticizing Xue Qi, Li Jian turned his head to Xue Xiao and continued:

"That's what you should ask.

Brother, how many times a day does my sister-in-law and I have?

Needless to say, as soon as Li Jian spoke, Xue Xiao's expression became even more embarrassed. Then, Xue Qi, who felt that his brother's expression was very cute, joined in again, and then said:

"yes, it's definitely not the right posture. Otherwise, I didn't do anything more than ten years ago, I was hit once, and now I concentrate on it, how can there be no results?"

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Just when Li Jian and Xue Qi, the two brothers, teased Xue Xiao with bad intentions, Zhang Shengqiu walked out with a plate of dishes.

Li Jian was unforgiving, and after turning his head to take a deep look, he knew it in his heart.

teased Xue Xiao with Xue Qi again, and it wasn't until Xue Xiao was about to be annoyed and angry that Li Jian finally spoke:

"Brother, when I was in Kyoto, there was a buddy who also encountered this kind of problem with you. The couple wanted to have children, but they couldn't succeed for a long time. I went to the hospital for a check-up, and the couple was fine.

Later, when my friend came home, a barefoot man in the countryside told him a home remedies.

I didn't expect it to be so easy to use, and it became in less than two months.

I'm still remembering this recipe, why don't you try it too?"

As soon as Li Jian finished speaking, Xue Xiao's heart moved, but Xue Zhiguo disagreed, and said:

"No, this is medicine, you can't eat it indiscriminately. ”

"This is a home remedy, it is said to be a medicine, but it is not actually a medicine! ”

Speaking of this, Li Jian paused, then made a reminiscent expression and continued:

"The man drank a kind of porridge, and the main ingredients were wolfberry, new ginger, American ginseng, eggs, yellow essence, and cordyceps flowers.

The woman drinks another kind of porridge, and the main ingredients are sorghum rice, black rice, barley, black dates, brown sugar, and longan.

Speaking of which, they can all be eaten on a regular basis. ”

"Then try it, you can write down the usage and dosage. ”

This time, without waiting for Xue Zhiguo to speak, Xue Xiao agreed first.

After working hard for more than a year, his wife's stomach has not moved, Xue Xiao is really a little anxious, and he is willing to try many methods that are out of the door.

Coupled with the two home remedies that Li Jian said, the materials used look like ingredients rather than medicinal herbs, and even sound like they taste good, so it's even more worth a try. Even if it doesn't cure the disease, it's not bad to drink it as eight-treasure porridge.

After listening to Li Jian's prescription, my father also felt that it would not hurt to try it, so he did not raise any objections.

So, Li Jian directly took out a piece of paper from under the coffee table and wrote out two porridge recipes with a smile.

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Li Jian's words are true and false.

It is really a recipe for two kinds of porridge, and it really matches the current Xue Xiao and Zhang Shengqiu. Even Li Jian can guarantee that the two of them will succeed in creating people within two months.

The fake thing is that these two porridge recipes were not obtained from Kyoto buddies, in fact, these two recipes are the same as the hot pot base recipes, which were brought over by Li Jian from his previous life.

Of course, this recipe was not plagiarized from others, but was authentic Li Jian's original.

As we all know, Chinese traditional Chinese medicine originated from witch doctors, and witch doctors are one of the many side branches of the witch tradition!

In fact, according to Li Jian's research for many years, the original Chinese medicine was a study created by many people who could not practice witchcraft, because they had no cultivation at all, and could not use the real witchcraft medicine.

Of course, after all, it is a castrated version of the 'witch doctor', although it has been developed for thousands of years, and although the cultivation is deep and magical, it is far from being compared with the real witch doctor.

The highest depths of the 'witch doctor' can reverse yin and yang, the living and the dead, flesh and bones, but it can make people reborn with severed limbs and resurrected after death!

Moreover, in order to practice, Li Jian in his previous life needed to understand the body better. Not only is the cultivation of 'witch doctors' profound, but even modern medicine involving the macroscopic and microscopic aspects of the human body is also the first in the world!

After all, compared to other healers, he not only has a brain that is countless times stronger, has hands that are countless times more flexible, and has a long lifespan.

Although Li Jian in his previous life almost never made a move because he ignored the life and death of mortals. But whether it is witch doctors, traditional Chinese medicine, or Western medicine, whether it is clinical surgery, or theoretical frontier scientific research, it is absolutely the best. Not to mention that no one can compare to it, and no one can even come close to it at the level!

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