Author: Hey, master, did you get up early today, and you thought you could pick up the gold ingots, why is this bowl in your hand still empty, and even a white snake is greasy?

Master: Neurotic, do you think I'm Fahai? Fahai doesn't know love, the one in Leifeng Pagoda fell...... Lao Gu is not Fahai, he is a love monk! Amitabha, good, good!

Author:......

Master: Today, there is even a ghost on the street, and the karma is sluggish!

Author: Ghost ...... on the street Where have all the people on the street gone?

Master: You ask the old man, who does the old man ask?

Author:......

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The people of Shanqi City gathered under the Luotong Bridge at this moment, because the eldest lady of the Yin family was about to jump into the river again!

People tilted their heads and looked at Yin Xiangxiang on the Luotong Bridge. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This fat pig daughter is struggling to climb the bridge pier with the help of the fat girl Yulian and the young master Yin Kui.

She stood trembling on the pier, her center of gravity unsteady, as if a gust of wind could blow her down.

Go down! Go down!

People are shouting in unison.

As long as Yin Xiangxiang jumps under the Luotong Bridge, they will have money again!

Saliva flowed from everyone's mouth, shouting at Yin Xiangxiang: "Come on!

As if shouting, "Silver!"

"Listen, cousin, everyone is cheering you on! So don't be afraid, jump down. Yin Kui was kind and smiling.

I'm afraid of a dick!

Yin Xiangxiang rolled his eyes, and a fierce man plunged into the river under the Luotong Bridge.

On both sides of the river, people applauded wildly.

Everyone looked at the white splash that Yin Xiangxiang splashed when he fell into the water, as if they had seen the silver of the white flower.

According to the usual practice, after Miss Yin fell into the water, it should be those water masters who were ambushed by Master Yin to appear, pick up Yin Xiangxiang, and then the fat girl Yulian began to command the servants to distribute silver.

But today, people waited for a long time and didn't see the silver, and even the Yin family's water masters were nowhere to be seen.

In the river, Yin Xiangxiang was waving his arms and swimming happily.

On the Luotong Bridge, Yin Kui held his hands on his chest, watching with great interest.

Yulian clapped her hands and jumped her feet, excited like a sow with spring hair.

"Young Master Cousin, Young Master Cousin, you see, our eldest lady is really amazing, when did she learn to swim?"

Yin Kui shook his head, but the smile on his face did not diminish at all.

Although he didn't know when Yin Xiangxiang learned to swim, he knew that Yin Xiangxiang could lose weight by insisting on swimming.

As for how he knew, of course, Yin Xiangxiang told him.

In the past, he believed whatever Yin Xiangxiang said, for example, he said that food could alleviate the pain of lovesickness, Yin Xiangxiang overeaten, and then ate himself into a pig.

Now, he will believe whatever Yin Xiangxiang says.

Because, after coming back from the dead last time, Yin Xiangxiang seems to have changed as a different person, which can be described as reborn.

For example, she can see the sky and know the rain.

What "beans and clouds in the sky, dead people on the ground", what "dark clouds rise at sunset, listen to the sound of rain in the middle of the night", what "sunset carmine red, either rain or wind." The sunset goes in the clouds, and the rain is after midnight......

What else is "the fish scales in the sky, and the valley does not need to be turned", "the clouds go east, the rain turns into wind, the clouds go south, the water ripples, the clouds go west, and the ground is clothed"......

And so on and so forth, it's a living barometer.

Yin Xiangxiang was fat as a pig and stupid as a cow, except for Lu Jingsheng, he didn't have anything else in his head.

Today's Yin Xiangxiang is smart and smart, which impresses Yin Kui and is amazed.

Therefore, Yin Xiangxiang said that swimming can lose weight, and Yin Kui immediately accompanied her to Luotong Bridge.

"Young Master Cousin, do you say that the eldest lady can really lose weight by insisting on swimming?"

Yulian swallowed her saliva, she also wanted to get greasy.

There are many inconveniences in the movement of his fat body, not only the young lady and the young master are disgusted, but he is also disgusted and tired.

If the eldest lady loses weight successfully, she can learn from the eldest lady, but this swimming......

Yulian looked at Yin Xiangxiang, who was struggling to swim in the river, and swallowed her saliva.

The young lady is so fat, but she is also very dexterous in the water.

Look at the little hand waving ......

Look at the little foot's kicking......

The head melon seeds surfaced for a while, and they weren't in the water for a while, and Yulian really sweated for her.

"Just watch, be patient. Yin Kui's gaze never left Yin Xiangxiang in the river, and replied to Yulian.

Although careless, he is firm and full of confidence in Yin Xiangxiang.

On both sides of the river, people didn't have so much patience, and they couldn't stand anymore and began to shout.

"Miss Yin has already jumped into the river, when will the silver be distributed?"

One person started up, and everyone agreed.

"Yes, when will the silver be issued?"

"When will the silver be issued?"

"Silver, silver, silver!"

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On the Luotong Bridge, Yin Kui and Yulian Khan Σ(°△°|||) ︴

Yulian said: "Who said we were going to send silver?"

Yin Kui shrugged and spread his hands.

Nobody said that, did they?

"The dignified Yin family is actually cheating!"

"The Yin family is cheating!

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Yin Kui and Yulian Giant Khan Σ(°△°|||) ︴

"Who said I'm going to be given silver when I jump into the river?"

Yin Xiangxiang spoke, and people turned their heads to look at Yin Xiangxiang.

She was floating on the water, revealing her wet head and white lotus-like arms.

If it's not too fat, such a posture is really sultry, and it will make the men on the shore think about it.

It's a pity that it's too fat......

The chubby Yin Xiangxiang couldn't be pitied, so he could only be violently attacked by the men on the shore.

"That's what you said herself!" shouted the men.

Yin Xiangxiang was helpless, who let himself occupy this body now, so he had to wipe his ass for the stupid mistakes that this body had committed before.

"When did I say that?" Yin Xiangxiang shouted loudly in the water.

"You said it before. ”

"Once upon a time, now is now, in the past I spent money to invite you to watch me jump into the river, but today you are uninvited, I let you see that I jumped into the river and haven't asked you for money!"

Yin Xiangxiang is a scoundrel with sharp teeth, and he is worthy of being a profiteer.

"We don't care, see if you jump into the river and get silver, this has long been a convention in Shanqi City, so since you jumped into the river, we also see you jump into the river, according to the convention, the Yin family should send silver!"

The untouchables play scoundrels and have no bottom line.

Because the poor cheat the rich and have a long conscience.

"Routines?, then I'll study conventions with you, why did I jump into the river in the past?" Yin Xiangxiang asked unhurriedly in the water.

"In order to marry the eldest young master of the Lu family!" on the shore, people said in unison.

"But now I'm jumping into the river to swim, swimming to lose weight, the purpose is completely different, what is the convention to speak of? There is no convention, where is the silver? It's all scattered!"

Yin Xiangxiang waved his hand, and the people were still in place.

Lost the debate by Miss Yin like this?

How can you be willing to fly the money in your hand?

However, the eldest lady of the Yin family really no longer thinks about marrying the eldest young master of the Lu family, which has long been a household name in Shanqi City.

Seeing that people gathered on the shore and were reluctant to leave, Yin Xiangxiang laughed from the bottom of his heart.

She plunged into the water and swam again.

Yulian shouted on the Luotong Bridge: "It's not free to watch my eldest lady swim, if you don't leave, I will go down to collect the cash." ”

People's eyes are focused on Yin Xiangxiang on the water.

Not to mention, Miss Yin's swimming is really unique and different, one moment on her back, one moment on her stomach, one moment on her stomach, one moment on her back, one moment on her back, one moment on her face, and one moment on her bend, which is even better than dancing.

Yin Xiangxiang laughed in the water: Hehe, you ancient people, haven't you ever seen synchronized swimming?