Master: Plum sauce, heard about wood? Heard of wood?

Author: Master, didn't the monks see through the red dust? Why are you so gossipy? Σ(°△°|||)

Master: If you don't gossip, forget it, I'm leaving. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Author: Master, even if you are wrong, you come back!

Master: (*^__^*) Hee-hee, little one!

Author: Tell me quickly, what's the news?

Master: Don't you know? The entire Shanqi City has spread all over it, and the eldest lady of the Yin family jumped into the river and broke her brain!

Author: Cut, what kind of news is this? She had a bad brain before she jumped into the river.

Master: How so?

Author: There is no grass at the end of the world, but she is unrequited in love with a flower, isn't her brain broken?

Master: 9494, there is a large forest, but she wants to hang herself from a tree......

Author: Didn't you jump into the river and die? Why did you die again as a hanging tree?

Master: Σ(°△°|||) The old man is just making an analogy, plum sauce, it seems that your brain is broken.

Author: Master, don't go, master, I promise not to kill you! Master, when you come back, you haven't told me yet, why did you say that the eldest lady of the Yin family broke her brain by jumping into the river?

Master: Before jumping into the river, she was looking for death and life to marry Lu Jingsheng, but after jumping into the river, she didn't marry, she didn't marry, she didn't marry, she didn't ...... Married, isn't the brain broken is a god?

Author: This is obviously a brain break!

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Yin Xiangxiang sat beside the garden lake in Yin's mansion, and the crystal clear lake reflected her pig-like body and bitter gourd-like face.

People dress as a sable cicada, wear as a Shih Tzu, and you dress as a pig.

Liu Ningbo, you are really a pig!

Yin Xiangxiang picked up her two little fat hands and beat her head in disgust.

Kill you pig's head! Kill you pig's head!

Let you order a plate of pig brain every time you eat hot pot!

What do you eat and make up for it, the world will report it, right?

Not far away, under the pomegranate tree, the fat girl Yulian looked at Yin Xiangxiang's back with a sad face, and said to Yin Kui: "Young Master, you see that Miss has harmed herself again, and the people in the whole Shanqi City are saying that Miss's brain is broken, but what should I do?" ”

The fat girl's facial features are piled together, greasy and greasy under the sun, lining Yin Kui, the nephew of Master Yin, on the side, who is more and more clear and extraordinary, and handsome.

"People are talking nonsense, as people from the Yin Mansion, do we have to follow the nonsense?"

Master Yin's sister had a difficult birth, and it was Master Yin who took his little nephew back to Yin's house to raise him so far, and the grace of raising was as great as the sky, and Yin Kui had already regarded himself as a member of the Yin family.

If it weren't for Yin Xiangxiang's infatuation with Lu Jingsheng, Master Yin would even want Yin Kui to be the son-in-law of the Yin family, so as to inherit the property of this rich and rival country.

was reprimanded by Yin Kui, Yulian didn't feel aggrieved, but felt cool, who made the young master look good-looking?

On the importance of appearance!

"The lesson of the young master is that Yulian stuck out her tongue in a dastard, "but if the eldest lady continues to harm herself like this, her brain was not broken when she jumped into the river, but she was also broken by herself." Let's go over and stop her. ”

Yulian moved her fat body, and was just about to walk towards Yin Xiangxiang, but was pulled by Yin Kui.

"Don't go over, I'll go." Yin Kui said and threw down the jade lotus, and walked over to Yin Xiangxiang, shaking his slightly aching hand as he walked.

This Yulian has nothing to eat and is so fat, no wonder Yin Xiangxiang hates her!

Not necessarily, Yin Xiangxiang didn't hate Yulian before, and even regarded Yulian as a confidant, eating and drinking together.

After jumping into the river and dying once and waking up again this time, Yin Xiangxiang suddenly stopped seeing Yulian.

People like to be like themselves.

Yin Xiangxiang liked Yulian before, because both of them were fat.

But now Yin Xiangxiang's body is filled with Liu Ningbo's soul.

Liu Ningbo is such an arrogant beauty, how can she regard the fat-brained Yulian as a confidant?

Regarding Yin Xiangxiang's change, Yulian very much agrees with what the people of Shanqi City are talking about: her eldest lady's brain is broken.

But Yin Kui said: Yin Xiangxiang's brain is broken.

Before he wanted to die or live, if he didn't marry Lu Jingsheng, he wouldn't marry, but now he won't marry if he doesn't marry.

As soon as Yin Kui remembered Yin Xiangxiang's refusal to marry on the day Lu Jingsheng came to greet him, his heart was very happy, his cousin was!

Suddenly seeing a pair of extra feet in front of him, Yin Xiangxiang stopped his hands and raised his head, but saw that Yin Kui was wearing a moon-white ten brocade shirt, with a dark purple tiger stripe brocade belt tied around his waist.

It's a pity that it's a male partner.

Yin Xiangxiang sneered in his heart.

Because Yin Kui is suave, he is still slightly inferior to Lu Jingsheng's appearance.

Coupled with the temperament of a warm man, compared to Lu Jingsheng's domineering and cold-faced character, he is destined to be a male partner.

"Xiangxiang, don't be like this, I'm worried that my brain will be broken by myself." Yin Kui's smile is very warm, like the warm sunshine in March.

Yin Xiangxiang was not warmed, but squinted his eyes, his nostrils were facing the sky, squinted at him, smashed his mouth and said: "If my brain is broken, I won't marry you!" ”

Yin Xiangxiang tried hard to recall the Hong Kong dramas he watched, imitating Ah Feinu's appearance of talking and being a child, which made Yin Kui stunned.

"Don't think I don't know what you thought about me, you're just a toad who wants to eat swan meat, even if I'm a fat swan like a pig, even if I don't marry Lu Jingsheng, I won't cheap you!"

Yin Kui's face turned white.

Yin Xiangxiang didn't mean to stop at all, and continued to taunt him: "In order to make me unable to marry Lu Jingsheng, you have a lot of crooked brains, right?" Lie to me to eat and drink, say what food can alleviate the pain of lovesickness, say what only food can not be disappointed, don't you know that overeating will make you fat? ”

In the past few days, Yin Xiangxiang has listened to too many memories of this body deity, and knows the reason why she will grow into a pig, which really makes her hate itchy.

Yin Xiangxiang excitedly poked Yin Kui's chest with his fingers, and made Yin Kui retreat again and again, his face was as pale as dirt: "Xiangxiang, you hurt me!" ”

Yin Kui was almost about to shed tears, so Yin Xiangxiang stopped, but when he thought that he was shot dead by Kang Hao** attempt, and inexplicably penetrated into the body of a fat girl in ancient times, he still couldn't help but step on Yin Kui's foot with his foot, and regarded Yin Kui as Kang Hao to vent his anger, and Yin Kui snorted again in pain.

"Bag!" Yin Xiangxiang scolded Yin Kui.

These two words were too insulting, and Yin Kui directly shed tears.

"Xiangxiang, you can't say that about me, I'm your cousin, in addition to having brother and sister love for you, I do have a love for men and women, it's really my selfishness to make you a fat man, I don't want you to marry Lu Jingsheng, but what's wrong with that? My Fair Lady, Gentleman! But that's all in the past, after you jumped into the river, everyone thought you were really dead, I swore in your mourning hall, as long as you can come back to life, I will bury my feelings for you, and from now on I will only be your good brother, I will definitely speak! ”

Yin Xiangxiang remembered the day he traveled, and he did hear Yin Kui humming and crying by the coffin.

Seeing that Yin Kui was crying aggrieved, Yin Xiangxiang handed him a handkerchief: "Men don't flick when they have tears, look at your virtue." However, being my good brother is still hard to eliminate the hatred in my heart, I have become a pig, what is the use of me wanting a good brother? ”

"And what do you want?" Yin Kui took the handkerchief and asked while wiping his tears.

"I want to lose weight and fat !!"

Yin Xiangxiang put his two little fat hands to his mouth to make a trumpet shape, and shouted from the bottom of his heart.