There are two major chapters, and the ten joys will not be cut into three chapters.

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On the day of Tanabata, the sun was shining and the sky was blue.

In the small square used to hold the 'Queqiao Meeting' in Binhai Park, there are singing and balloon streamers, which is very festive.

At ten o'clock in the morning, when the 'Queqiao Meeting' reached **, it was even more crowded.

The people shuttling back and forth in the square are either men and women who come to the blind date, or the employees of the Queqiao Marriage Agency, and occasionally the parents of several blind dates are mixed in.

Talking, talking, introducing each other, and noisy voices seem to have turned this small square into a downtown area.

But Li Jian and Xue Qi, who were supposed to be part of the crowd, were not at the scene, but on the beach two kilometers away.

Dressed in T-shirts, beach pants, and cool sunglasses on the bridge of their noses, the two brothers lounged on two side-by-side loungers under a giant parasol.

Between the two deck chairs, there is a low table that is common on the beach.

Except for the mobile phone with music playing, the rest of the table was filled with food.

Shredded squid, spicy fish, fish fillet, potato chips, beef jerky...... There are snacks in various bags, as well as cold dishes such as cold beef, large peel, peanuts, pig ears, kelp shreds, and chicken feet packed in disposable lunch boxes from unknown restaurants.

Also between the two chaise longues, on the ground next to the low table, there was a huge foam box, which was larger and twice as tall than a large suitcase, and the foam box was filled with ice cubes, and the ice cubes were densely inserted with cans of beer.

The two of them just lay there, listening to music, blowing the sea breeze, watching the beautiful women in swimsuits walking around on the beach, drinking cold beer, eating spicy side dishes, and spitting smoke with cigarettes in their mouths......

This kind of enjoyment is simply beautiful!

"Hah!"

After taking a long sip of cold wine, Xue Qi took a long breath and said with a comfortable face:

"Shears, you know what? You're a genius! It's so enjoyable that I realized that this is how you live your day.

The 'Taste Zhai' side didn't worry at all, they all threw it to their subordinates, and they made a lot of money every day. Then come and lie on the beach by yourself, listen to music, surf the Internet, drink, eat, and watch beautiful women!

This is simply too capitalist, too decadent, too unmotivated, too second-born, too ...... It's so envious!"

After listening to Xue Qi's somewhat sour words, Li Jian, who was lying on the recliner with squinted eyes, leisurely spit out a very artistic smoke ring, and replied slowly:

"If you don't want to work at customs, don't do it!

If the 'Taste Zhai' can't be poured, the money we earn from running the 'Taste Zhai' together will be enough for the two of us to spend, and you can come here with me every day to bask in the sun and sleep lazy!"

Xue Qi had a heartfelt look on his face at first, but soon the discouragement dissipated:

"Forget it, in order to let me enter the customs, my father owes our boss a favor, if I say I won't do it, I won't do it, and I can't say it on my face. Daddy can't get past it!

Forget it, I'm still spending it at customs!"

The 'boss' mentioned by Xue Qi is called Ye Tianlong, who is Xue Zhiguo's hair younger, and is now the deputy director of Haizhou Customs, deputy secretary of the party group, director of the anti-smuggling bureau, and secretary of the party group. It is one of the three or five biggest bosses of Haizhou Customs!

At that time, Xue Qi entered Haizhou Customs, which was the relationship between Uncle Ye.

In this humane society in Huaxia, it is not a matter of one person to get into a unit with human affection, and then I want to pat my ass and leave, I am really embarrassed.

Therefore, don't say that Xue Qi is only tempted to resign, even if he is really moved, he has to think twice.

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In the idle talk of the brothers, a dozen cans of beer soon went down.

Just when the two brothers were a little sleepy because of the smoky warm breeze and a little bit of alcohol, Xue Qi seemed to suddenly remember something, and said worriedly:

"Scissors, you said that the two of us escaped like this, and if the Queqiao Club can't find the two of us, will it be bad?"

"What, you really want to join in the fun, do you really plan to go on a blind date and find a woman to marry yourself? When the time comes, bring it to me and show it.

If you want to go, please go, don't send it!"

After listening to Xue Qi's words, Li Jian's eyes didn't open, and he waved his hand with disgust to drive people away.

Li Jian's attitude and what he said made Xue Qi anxious, and he half sat up and shouted to Li Jian from the short side:

"Who wants to go, I'm not afraid that if we don't show our faces, if we let my mother know later, we will be unlucky together?"

"Impossible! We have already signed and reported in the morning, which means that the 'Queqiao Club' has confirmed that we are there.

And my mother is going to 'Taste Zhai' to help me look after the store today, and it is impossible for me to come to the scene, how can I know that we have sneaked out?

"You're just informing! I'm ......."

Just when Xue Qi wanted to swear an oath, he put it on the low table, and the mobile phone where music was playing suddenly stopped music, and then the incoming call rang.

When Xue Qi took his mobile phone and saw the words 'Mom' on the caller ID, his heartbeat suddenly stopped for half a beat, and he had a bad premonition.

Xue Qi didn't immediately press the answer button, but first stretched out the phone screen and let Li Jian take a look.

As a result, Li Jian was also a little furious, and said:

"Why did mom call? I hope it's not your crow's mouth!"

With that, Li simply got up, sat down as if he was facing a great enemy, and continued:

"Turn on hands-free!"

As soon as the mobile phone speakerphone was turned on, my mother's voice came out of the mobile phone speaker for the first time:

"Xiao Qi, are you with Xiao Jane?"

"yes, what about us together? He's right next to me!"

After Xue Qi and Li Jian glanced at each other, they hurriedly replied.

"Then you are at the scene of the Queqiao Club, right?"

"Uh...... Yes, we're here!"

Xue Qi had just finished answering with a little weakness, and the situation on his mother's side suddenly changed, and his tone was normal one second, but the next second it became the roar of the lion king.

"You dare to lie to me, you dare to lie to me! I've been looking around the small square for eighteen times, and I haven't found you?

Say, "Where the hell are you?"

Mom's sudden burst of anger made the brothers shrink their necks, and then after Xue Qi made eye contact with Li Jian, he stubbornly said:

"We ...... We're ...... Where are you, we'll go to the toilet as soon as we're done!"

"I'm right next to the computer at the registration desk at the entrance of the small square, you two get here for me!

Tut-toot-"

Listening to the busy hang-up sound coming from the mobile phone, the two brothers looked at each other with a smile, and they didn't care about cleaning up the scene, nor did they care if it was a waste. Hop off the deck chair, pull on your slippers, and run in the direction of the seaside park.

While running, the two of them rejoiced:

'Fortunately, I didn't go too far, otherwise I wouldn't have run to death!'

Fifteen minutes later, Xue Qi, who was out of breath, and Li Jian, who pretended to be out of breath, finally met their angry mother at the entrance of the small square.

Looking at their mother's cloudy face, Li Jian and Xue Qi didn't dare to be ambiguous, and they tried their best to gag. Try to calm my mother's anger.

"Mom, why are you here? I feel that I can't get along with my dad and want to have a new husband?

Actually, my dad's guy is not bad, don't beat him to death with a stick, and don't rush to find a home here, give my dad a chance to repent?"

Xue Qi piled up a smile and came to his mother to fight desperately.

Li Jian was not ambiguous at this time, and hurriedly cooperated with Xue Qi. After patting Xue Qi on the arm, he said:

"Kiki, what do you say? My mother is wise and wise, and she must have thought about it before she came here. ”

Then, Li Jian turned his head and smiled at his mother and said:

"Mom, you broke up with Dad, although I think Dad is quite pitiful, but it can be considered wise. After all, you are such a beautiful woman with peerless elegance and deep wisdom as the sea, and it is really bad to follow your father.

You said who did you have a crush on, son, I will help you with the staff!"

Looking at the two sons, who were obviously tired and panting, sweating beads in their heads, and still gasping and talking to themselves when they came to him, with a flattering virtue, Gülen's anger was inexplicably smaller. But as soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't help but spray the majestic spittle star.

"Don't pretend to be confused for me, do you think that if you talk nonsense, your mother will be able to let you go?

Tell you, dream!

Tell me, where did you two go? But don't tell me you really went to the toilet, I don't believe it! There are only two steps to the toilet here, why does it take you so long to come back? Even if you run back at a speed of 100 meters, it is impossible for you to gasp like this!"

"I really went to the toilet, but the three toilets in the park were full, and we went to the toilet at McDonald's on Xihuang Road outside the park, so we ran back so slowly!"

Xue Qi reacted very quickly, and as soon as his mother's problem came out, he found a reasonable excuse.

Li Jian, as a grasshopper on the same line with Xue Qi, naturally couldn't dismantle the stage at this time, so he could only nod desperately, indicating that Xue Qi was right.

Seeing that the two sons were still here, the mother became more and more angry, and her tone was full of mockery and questioning:

"Do you know how long I've been looking for you here?"

Mom raised her wrist, looked at the time on her watch, and continued:

"It's an hour and a half! Even if you go to the Maidonald's toilet on Crab King Road, it won't take that long, right?"

"Diarrhea!"

"Diarrhea!"

This time, the two brothers had a very tacit understanding and said the same answer in unison.

When she saw her mother looking at the two of her with a suspicious expression of disbelief, Li Jian hurriedly jumped out and continued to explain:

"Yes, we've all had diarrhea here. Kiki slept with me last night, and in the morning we had breakfast together at the stall outside, and then came over!

Maybe there's something wrong with the breakfast, right?"

"Yes, I said before that the stall is unhygienic, find a regular breakfast place for breakfast. It's all scissors that have to eat stalls. What a delay in the end!"

Xue Qi, this kid is very inauthentic, and he actually took the opportunity to take Li Jian's army, and he hated Li Jian's teeth.

But at this juncture, I can only push down this cylinder and admit my mistakes.

"Yes, it's all my fault. I just looked at the tofu brain on that stall and it seemed to be good, but I didn't think about the hygiene. Kiki, I'm sorry!"

Li Jian's three words of 'sorry' gritted his teeth, but Xue Qi didn't think it was angry at all, but took out a generous look, waved his hand and said:

"Forget it, I've eaten it all. You can't do that next time!"

Li Jian was so angry that he couldn't wait to take a bite of this villain's face.

"Wait, don't be afraid to settle accounts! Don't let me get a chance, or - hum!"

Although he didn't believe in the excuses of the two sons, and although the expressions of the two sons seemed to be very content, from the point of view, the two sons did cooperate seamlessly, and Gülen was helpless for a while. I had to change the subject.

"Okay, even if you go to the toilet, even if you have diarrhea, even if you go to the Maidonald's on Crab King Road to go to the toilet.

So what's the matter with your clothes? I told you yesterday that you must wear formal clothes, even if you don't wear a suit and tie, at least you have to be neat. What's the matter with your clothes?

Don't tell me you think this dress is formal, and don't tell me you forgot what I told you last night!"

Mom's expression was a little dangerous, and she seemed to be ready to take the opportunity to go crazy. So, Li Jian and Xue Qi both desperately turned their brains and made excuses.

This time, Li Jian reacted faster than Xue Qi, and in less than two seconds, he pointed to Xue Qi beside him and spoke.

"The McDonald's on Xihuang Road was too far away, and we had diarrhea again, but Qiqi didn't hold back and pulled his pants, so we had to go back and change our clothes.

Because Qiqi's other formal clothes were in his customs dormitory, he was smelly and afraid that he would be embarrassed by his colleagues when he returned to the dormitory, so he could only change to such a suit. ”

Hearing Li Jian's words, Xue Qi's face turned green, and he looked at Li Jian with a sad and angry face, not only his lips trembled, but even his fingers pointing at Li Jian trembled, just like in a murder movie, the deceased pointed at someone before he died.

This brother is too lacking in morality, what excuse is it not good, I have to say that I pulled my pants, can I talk nonsense?

Do you say I admit it or not?

Admit it, you scissors, plus mom, dad, brother, sister-in-law, these people can laugh at me for at least thirty or fifty years!

If I don't admit it, I will definitely be exposed by my mother's lies, not to mention looking forward to thirty or fifty years, even if I can't get over this hurdle now.

Even if you want to take the opportunity to exchange it back because of Lao Tzu's teasing of you just now, it's too ruthless, right?

Just when Xue Qi was at the intersection of his choice with grief and indignation, his mother asked:

"What Jane said is true?"

looked at the black-faced mother, and the eyes that looked at him with a fierce eye, and then looked at Li Jian, who was squeezing his eyebrows with him, and thought about the consequences of his denial, Xue Qi gritted his teeth and nodded.

Decide and defend, or choose reprieve death!

At this moment, Xue Qi's rolling tears drowned his fragile heart.

"Scissors, Lao Tzu remembers you, you wait!"

Although she didn't know what was going on, her mother, who actually knew what was going on, held back a smile and looked away from Xue Qi's face, who was about to dig into the cracks, and looked at her other immoral son, and continued to ask:

"Xiao Qi has no serious clothes to change, what about you?

Seeing that Xue Qi was about to answer, Li Jian naturally didn't dare to give him a chance to retaliate, and hurriedly said:

"Of course not, I thought, the men here are all in suits and leather shoes, and if Qiqi wore a T-shirt, shorts, and slippers alone, it would be too eye-catching. How embarrassing would that be?

Therefore, as a good brother of Qiqi, of course, he must be blessed and share hardships and accompany him.

So, I've changed my outfit too!"

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