My side was noisy, full of the sound of monks chanting, and Dasha was in a hurry, so that I didn't hear what he said at first, and subconsciously asked: "What did the four eyes eat the computer?"

Dasha hurriedly corrected, "Boss, it's not the four-eyed that eats the computer, it's the computer that eats the four-eyed, the computer, your newly bought computer eats the four-eyed, and you don't even vomit the bones, what can I do?"

Damn, Four Eyes let the newly bought computer eat

I was anxious, "Didn't I call to tell you not to mess with the computer, why are you so disobedient?"

Dasha defended and said: "I didn't move, but the four eyes couldn't help it, saying that I wanted to see what the configuration of the computer was more than 100,000, and said that he had a few tricks to deal with the computer, and what kind of computer could be done, I thought about it, how can this guy be regarded as half a computer expert, and it won't be bad to let him do it, so he didn't stop him, who knew that he connected the computer, and as soon as he started the machine, the monitor became a mouth, and he swallowed the boss in one bite, what should I do?"

What else can be done, of course, is to find rescuers

I didn't care about chanting anymore, so I quickly packed up my things and ran out of the house, and when I saw it, I hurriedly stepped forward to stop me, "Where are you going, this festival is not over today, you can't leave early, what if there are still guests?"

"You deal with it yourself, I'll send a small computer to eat" I pushed away and ran out, dialing Feng Tian's phone as I ran, and vaguely heard Hao Ming shouting in the back: "Don't worry, if your computer becomes fine, you can bring it to the temple and use the power of my Buddha to suppress it."

After ringing several times, Feng Tian picked up the phone, and he didn't know what he was eating, so he asked vaguely: "When it's over, bring the chicken with me, I'm in the food street down the mountain."

I interrupted her and said, "Four Eyes gave you the new computer."

"What's not to let them mess with the computer, it's really their own death, and I don't want to think about it, so expensive computers, of course, there will be anti-theft measures, I left a legal seal when I bought it, and I didn't use the legal seal to open the computer directly, and it would trigger the anti-theft spell. Feng Tian said angrily, "Hurry down and pick me up, you shouldn't be able to die if you get it out quickly, the computer anti-theft is basically non-lethal spells." By the way, don't forget to bring my chickens, don't dare to leave them in the monastery overnight, in case I am abducted by the monks, I will lose a lot. ”

After hanging up the phone, I ran to the backyard first and beckoned the six big roosters to leave.

The six big roosters were lazily lying in the corner napping, and when they heard me say hello, they jumped up and ran out after me in line.

Running out of the mountain gate this way, the image is really charming, running with a team of chickens, it can't be eye-catching

drove to the food street at the foot of the mountain to pick up Feng Tian, and returned home without stopping.

When I got home, Yu Yue was actually there, covering her ass with one hand, holding the door frame with the other, standing at the door with Dasha and probing her brain to look in, not daring to go in, hearing the sound of the car, they all turned around and let out a cheer.

I jumped out of the car, and before I could stand still, Dasha came over and said, "Boss, something is wrong, your new computer is running all over the yard, I don't know what I'm looking for, it looks crazy."

It's strange enough that computers are running all over the yard.

I peeked into the yard, and oh, yes, a computer was jumping around the yard.

Hundreds of thousands of computers are just different.,It's useless.,It's not going to show the difference.,The monitor is riding on the chassis.,It's like riding a horse.,Jumping that is called a joy.。

I can see clearly,There is a big red mouth on the monitor screen,Suddenly,It looks like the picture playing in the monitor,But if you look closely,That mouth is basically on the monitor,And when you jump, there is a shiny saliva flowing out of the corners of the mouth。

Nima, drooling monitor, too Nima is outrageous.

I hurriedly pulled Feng Tian in front of me, pointed to the crooked computer and asked, "Is this situation normal, is it also a problem with anti-theft spells?"

Feng Tian frowned as soon as he looked at the computer, took out a talisman from his pocket and stuffed it into my hand, "Go, stick it on the monitor screen."

I'm used to charging into battle, and I didn't question it at the moment, I walked to the courtyard with the talisman, Yu Yue quickly stopped me and said: "Be careful, that computer is so fierce, when I first entered the yard, it chased me and bit me, fortunately Dasha came to save me, otherwise I would have been eaten by it, you see my pants are torn." ”

As he spoke, he turned around and took the hand covering his ass off to show me.

Damn, I really tore my pants, not only my pants were torn, but even my pants were torn, and the two snow-white buttocks were shaking in front of my eyes, which made my eyes a little dazzled, and my heart was a little, so I quickly turned her around, "Miss, you're gone." ”

Yu Yue blushed, bit her lip and said, "It's not that you haven't seen it, people want you to help you see it again, if there is a bite or not, do you need to take medicine, I didn't seduce you where you wanted."

Damn, when did I say that you seduced me, you are completely a thief

"It's not bad, it's good, there's not even a breach, so let's cover it up. "I was awe-inspiring, completely untempted by her, and walked into the courtyard without squinting, but my mind was still completely dangling the two snow-white buttocks.

It's really unproductive, like she said, it's not that I haven't seen it, as for the obsession

I was a little distracted by this thought, and I didn't pay attention to when I walked in front of the computer, but I found that the monitor was already in front of me, and I subconsciously raised my hand to paste the symbol.

A large mouth on the monitor screen bit my hand.

I was startled, and hurriedly retracted my hand, the big mouth biting into the air, the teeth colliding, and there was a muffled sound, which actually shook the monitor with a ripple of water.

Damn, this computer is really fierce, this is to catch who bites whom

It's worth it, if you let it go rampant today, then how will I use it in the future, do you have to make a report and send some gifts every time you want to use it?

Today I have to teach this computer a good lesson, and I have to let it know who has the final say in this family

The monitor screen bit out of the mouth, and was not discouraged, and ran to me with a big mouth and bit it over.

Hey, I'm so grumpy, I'm still afraid of you for a monitor

Sitting on the horse, he took a deep breath, saw the computer coming, and as soon as he raised his feet, he was ready to kick over.

Feng Tian shouted, "Six hundred and seventy thousand."

I couldn't help but tremble in my heart.

Nima, you can't kick it around, if you go down this foot, 670,000 yuan will be wasted, even if you have money now, it's not such a bad way.

I hurriedly retracted my foot, but I retracted, but the computer didn't have the slightest intention of retreating, and crashed directly into my arms, knocking me on the spot, with a big mouth, ahhh