After saying this, Feng Tian turned around and ran back to the yard, clucking a few times, and the six big cocks lined up and followed her out. "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com

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I was amazed, "What are you doing with these six chickens?"

"Take them to be influenced by Buddhism" As soon as Feng Tian opened the car door, the six big roosters jumped on the back seat one after another, honestly lay down next to each other, and then turned their heads to look at me.

Damn, this is a driver

It's only been a few days, how can I feel like I'm going to become a sperm.

I turned to the driver's seat and started the car and asked, "Why do you want to take the chickens to be trained by the Dharma, do you think they are too slow to become sperm?"

"What kind of essence," Feng Tian said, "they can only become demons, not essences." Generate demons, things become essences, this is the basic common sense of mages, you don't go out and talk nonsense and show cowardice to make people laugh. ”

I hurriedly asked: "What is the meaning of generating demons, and things becoming essences?"

Feng Tian explained: "It's too complicated for you to understand, to put it simply, the panting demon, the non-panting demon, seeing the home and then the door is not, if it has an abnormal situation, want to run away with long legs, it is called a door spirit, not a door demon, understand." ”

"Got it." I was as good as a stream, "Then you take these six chickens to Ganye Temple, because they are too slow to become demons, and you want to use Buddhism to speed up"

"Of course not." Feng Tian said, "It is to dispel anger and alleviate the uncomfortable symptoms of their identity misalignment." They are growing too fast now, and they have already had a preliminary spirituality in just a few days, and after a while, they will have a misalignment of their own identity or a personal identity, probably the same as the misalignment of human gender, so they need to be turned into a psychologist. Although the bald donkeys are hateful, Buddhism still has some effect on soothing the mind. ”

Damn, I really don't know, it turns out that a psychiatrist is still needed on the way to becoming a demon, no wonder so many monsters in Journey to the West like to eat people, it must be a lack of psychiatrist, so that it is distorted and perverted.

But does she really plan to raise these six chickens into demons?

Hearing such a question, Feng Tian laughed, covered his stomach and said: "Why are you so naïve, if it is so easy to become a demon, it is either a monster everywhere, or a spirit is raised, smarter than ordinary chickens, and there must be a great opportunity to become a demon, monsters are rare in these years, because human beings are developing too fast, the earth's thin aura is about to be occupied, and the environment is polluted and the ecology is destroyed, and the external conditions for becoming a demon are almost gone." ”

I was relieved, otherwise I couldn't help but feel a little nervous when I thought that there might be six chicken demons hanging around all day in the house in the future.

Feng Tian reminded me again: "By the way, the things I bought on the Internet today are about to arrive one after another, let Dasha and Siyan'er guard and pick up things here, especially the computer I bought, don't let them move around, don't go wrong." ”

I saw that she was solemn and stern, so I hurriedly called Dasha and Siyan'er before going on the road, and explained the matter clearly, and then rushed to Ganye Temple.

This time we drove directly up the mountain, did not stop at the bottom of the mountain, this is definitely a special treatment, except for Lu Fangyan and He Zeping's convoy to the temple gate, other visiting vehicles were stopped at the bottom of the mountain, want to enter the temple can only go up the mountain.

This is what Obscure has specifically explained.

When we arrived, he was standing at the gate of the temple, already a little sweaty in a hurry, and when he saw me, he hurriedly said: "Quick, go in and get ready, the first group of guests will arrive in five minutes, Feng Shizhu, you still go to the back to rest, if you are depressed, I will let you take you to walk around the mountain, the scenery is still good, or go down the mountain to eat something, although most of the food street under the mountain is to bluff tourists, but there are also a few characteristics that are good, you chickens, chickens"

Seeing the six big roosters jumping out of the car in a high-spirited manner, he honestly lined up in a column to follow Feng Tian, and his tone changed, "Master Feng, it is taboo to maintain health as a demon, you can raise it, why do you still swagger and bring it out, just bring it out, why are you still brought it to the temple, we are the bull ears of the northern Buddhist world, what is the matter with getting a few chicken demons to wander around the temple?"

Feng Tian said angrily: "I said the obscure bald donkey, ah, no, Master obscure Ming, don't understand, don't pretend to understand, am I a chicken demon This is a pet, is it good, do you see what they look like a demon If it is a demon, dare to follow me into the temple casually I just throw them at home and don't worry, so I take them out together, and I will take care of them, I will go out to play for a while, they will stay in the temple, you don't have to worry about them, they can find insects to eat by themselves, be careful not to let the bald donkeys in the temple catch and eat." ”

Obscure Ming said embarrassedly: "This is not very good, borrowing Buddhism is necessary to have a cause to do it, how can you come to the door so blatantly, even if you don't burn incense to make a small dojo, at least you have to add some sesame oil money, Buddhism can not be vacated, this is the Buddha's teaching." ”

Feng Tian immediately said: "No money, then let's go back, let's go, junior brother, this bald donkey temple can't enter without money." ”

Hao Ming hurriedly grabbed me first, "Forget it, forget it, the vast number of people in Buddhism, you go in, just let them stay behind, don't go to the front, it's all right." ”

Feng Tian was satisfied, took the six big roosters, lined up in a column and went straight to the Ganye Temple, and the monks who came and went in the temple all had a ghostly expression, which was a surprise.

Although I don't understand very well, I can still see that Feng Tian is taking advantage, so I am very happy, and patted the bitter face and said, "Master, don't you just borrow a place in your temple to raise a few chickens, and you don't just leave it here and don't take it away, when we leave Yijiang at night, we will take it away together, what's the matter with your bitter face?"

Obscure Ming said: "Master Su Shi, of course you are a layman, we are now carrying out the water and land dojo, Buddhist conference, under normal circumstances, people can not casually come over for free to dip the light, don't you see that we are closed to the temple These six chickens, in case they are enlightened by the Dharma here and become monsters, what is going on, our reputation of Ganye Temple for hundreds of years will be swept away." ”

I said sincerely: "Even if there are no monsters, the reputation of your Ganye Temple has been swept away, and the reputation of asking for money is relatively loud." ”

Obscure said confidently: "What's wrong with the expensive fees, it shows that our Buddhism is well preached, the brand is well managed, you look at those small temples, you can't collect money if you want to, you can only engage in what kind of ascetic gimmicks to deceive people, and don't want to think about it, you are all ascetic, who will send you money."

Damn, Buddhism doesn't pay attention to purifying sentient beings, how can they collect money and receive it so justifiably, with a sense of achievement

I didn't think I could communicate with him, so I didn't say much, and went straight to the temple.

Today's visiting guests are mainly officials and businessmen, most of them are officials in the morning, most of them are businessmen in the afternoon, the officials are of a certain level, and some have already retired, although the composition of the businessmen is more complicated, but most of them are rich in wealth, which can be seen from the money they enter the temple to add sesame oil, they are all directly writing checks, not bringing cash.

As an ornament, I am only responsible for chanting scriptures and picking up customers, but I was probably at the bottom yesterday, and today these people did not dare to ask me to send them out, which saved a lot of trouble.

At the end of the day, in addition to kneeling a little leg pain, it is also rare to be safe, but it makes me very happy, recently this time has been tired, from morning to night, it is the most stop today.

But you can't talk about it, you can't think about it.

I just thought that there was nothing to do today, but Dasha called and yelled in a hurry: "Boss, it's not good, the four eyes let the computer eat."