Chapter 85: Sanma, who is keen to make trouble

It may sound strange that such a big thing should be decided so hastily, but when you think about it, it makes sense.

When watching the island country variety show on the Internet, Lin Zhicheng once heard an interesting story from the mouth of the saury: a few years ago, when he was drinking with Kuwata Yoshisuke, he once jokingly said "Use Amitabha Mother-in-law as the theme, make a tune, and I will be the lead singer", as a result, Kuwata Jiayu replied, 'Then do it', turned his head and made a song called "Amitabha's Mother-in-law's Lot", and asked Akashi's saury to be the lead singer of the song at the concert.

You know, Akashi's saury is a funny artist, he has never received professional vocal training, and with his habit of smoking and drinking, his voice is not suitable for singing.

What's more, this is not just singing in the studio, and the finished product can be modified by the power of the machine, but directly allowing the saury to appear on the stage of a concert full of audiences.

Obviously, Kasuke Kuwata is also a very casual person.

Well, it's not incomprehensible. While listening to the saury explain, he used his brain to ponder hard, and after figuring out the joints, Lin Zhicheng quickly accepted the facts. Of course, the key is that he has nothing to lose in this matter, so why not just accept it a little bit?

"Well, Lobo, you and Yamada-san can go back first. "The negotiations were over before they had even begun, and there was no need for the translators that had been prepared before. Considering that he and Catherine might have to stay on the court for a while, even if they wanted to go back to Tokyo, they could take a ride with saury or Yoshisuke Kuwata, so Lin Zhicheng gave an order to the temporary translator who was following him.

"Don't you really need me to accompany you?" Lobo didn't leave immediately, and there was a hesitant expression on his face.

"No need. Guessing Lobo's thoughts, Lin Zhicheng said with a smile: "Hehe, don't worry, the remuneration is still the same as before." After all, it's really hard for you to run so far with us, and besides, although things have changed, it has nothing to do with you, does it?"

"Okay then, I'll go inform Yamada-san. Lobo was relieved, and then turned to leave.

The interpreter and driver were sent away, and Lin Zhicheng and Catherine began to devote themselves to the preparations before the exercise.

First of all, change into a more convenient outfit.

It's only early January, and although the weather is nice and the sun is warm, the temperature is still not high. Therefore, when choosing clothing, it is natural that you can't wear a short-sleeved shirt and go out like in a TV football game.

As for the suit that Lin Zhicheng deliberately changed into to show solemnity, the warmth performance is enough, but it is not very suitable for activities.

So, under the guidance of the saury, Lin Zhicheng chose a relatively loose but warm sportswear from the shopping store supporting the golf course, and paired it with special sneakers suitable for stepping on the lawn, as well as a hat and sunglasses to block the light.

From head to toe, a complete set of outfits is ready. For a beginner, it may not be necessary to be so sufficient, but something is better than nothing, and it doesn't cost a lot of money, so whether it is saury and Kuwata Yoshisuke who helped recommend, or Lin Zhicheng and Catherine, who are paying for shopping, they don't take these little things to heart.

After changing into your outfits, it's time to buy clubs.

Speaking of which, golf is similar to fishing or photography, as long as you have a basic set of equipment, you can participate in it. However, if you really pay attention to it, the cost of utensils can also be scary.

As a beginner, Lin Zhicheng is not very interested in the sport of golf, so he does not plan to spend a lot of money to buy himself a very comprehensive club set at the beginning.

Under the recommendation of the Akashi family's saury, Lin Zhicheng chose a few of the most commonly used types of clubs, and then bought himself a bag for the clubs, which is considered to be the purchase.

"Catherine, can you have a set too?" Flipping the club he had just bought, Lin Zhicheng turned his gaze to Catherine.

"Do you pay for it?" asked Catherine with a smile.

"Okay, I'll pay for it. Knowing that Catherine was not reluctant to buy the club, but just wanted to joke with herself, Lin Zhicheng deliberately pretended to have a painful expression.

"Since there's a bargain to be taken advantage of, I can't afford to miss it. Smiling, Catherine turned around and took a club from the side of the shelf she had just passed: "That's it, I saw it at a glance." ”

"And what?" the saury interjected.

"No, this one will do. Catherine shook her head and pointed to the clubs that Lin Zhicheng had just chosen: "The two of us are in a group, if there is a need later, I will use the ones he bought." Actually, even this one isn't necessary, but who made it my favorite pink?"

"Hahaha~~!" Hearing Catherine's words, both saury and Kuwata Kasuke laughed, and cast sympathetic glances at Lin Zhicheng.

"Isn't it just a pole...... Lin Zhicheng touched his nose and put on an indifferent expression.

"I really don't care, it can be a special limited edition~. Raising the club in her hand and shaking it, Catherine said with a smile.

"Uh, let me see the label. Pretending to react, he stepped forward to take a look, and then, Lin Zhicheng deliberately twitched the corner of his mouth: "Hiss~~, so many zeros? Catherine, can you discuss, let's change to a different one, okay?"

"No, I've got my eye on it. Also, what did you just say? Now that you want to change your mind, I won't agree. ”

"Okay, okay. Lin Zhicheng took out his wallet and muttered in a low voice: "Alas, losers." ”

"Huh?" Hearing Lin Zhicheng's 'muttering', Catherine raised her cue again with a 'fierce light' in her eyes.

“……。 Lin Zhicheng, who was 'startled', hurriedly made a movement to zip his mouth.

The interaction between the two was very funny, as if they were acting in a sketch, and the saury and Yoshisuke Kuwata, who were standing on the sidelines, once again let out a cheerful laugh.

In a joyful atmosphere, the purchase was completed, and then, accompanied by the caddies sent by the course, several people finally came outside.

Due to the different local conditions, the layout of each golf course is different. However, in the vast majority of cases, each official golf tournament will be eighteen holes and the par will be set at seventy-two.

The hole that Lin Zhicheng and others came to may not be the first hole in the official competition, but because the difficulty of this hole is relatively low, it is the most suitable for him as a beginner, so it was selected as the first hole in today's friendly match.

"Who's going to come first? Jia Yu-kun, you can come first, show him how. Standing at the tee point, the saury looked at a few people around him, and then named Yoshisuke Kuwata first.

"Shall I come first?" was a little surprised, but Kuwata Yoshisuke still stood up: "Okay, then I'll take a shot first." ”

After sticking the pegs into the grass and placing the golf balls on top of it, he stood up and looked into the distance, estimating the distance between the tee points and the greens, and Yoshisuke Kuwata turned back to the caddie with the club bag on his back and took the No.3 iron from his hand for long-distance tee-offs.

Standing in front of the ball with his legs apart, he gently swung a few times, and after trying the feel, Yoshisuke Kuwata took a deep breath and swung his club high.

"Ahem~~~!" At the moment when the cue was about to fall, two violent coughs suddenly sounded in the quiet scene.

The sudden interference greatly affected Kuwata Yoshisuke's concentration, and as a result, he swung the pole down, not only did he not touch the ball, but he was twisted into a twist, and his legs sat down on the grass weakly.

"Hey~~!" turned his head, stared at the saury that raised his hand to cover his mouth, and deliberately pretended to be flustered, but in fact there was a hint of snarling in his eyes, Kuwata Kasuke roared angrily: "Sanma~! What the hell are you doing~~!"

"The bug flew down the throat. He let go of his palm, opened his mouth and pointed to his throat, and the saury explained very 'sorry'.

"Where did the bugs come from at this time~!Are you a three-year-old child~!" Kasuke Kuwata laughed angrily.

"Well, there are no bugs? yes, it's only January. The saury thought about it seriously: "Okay, next time I'll change another excuse." ”

"Do you want to have a next time?" said Kuwata Kasuke stood up with a smile and raised his hand to swing his club at the saury.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong~!" Long before Kuwata Kasuke made a move, the saury took the first step to 'answer'.

Seeing the saury react so really, Kuwata Kasuke could only shake his head helplessly, and stood in the position just now with a wry smile.

Just as he was about to kick off again, there was a muttering sound behind him, it turned out that this was the saury teaching Lin Zhicheng and Catherine the main points: "See, when you kick off, especially if you are far away, you must not be distracted, otherwise, you will not only not hit the ball out like he did just now, but also have a big foreign ......." ”

If it weren't for you, I would have made such a low-level mistake? Looking back, I have become a negative teaching material in your mouth? I didn't expect the saury to come to such a show, Kuwata Jiayu couldn't help but turn around and yelled at him again: "Hey~~~! When I am deaf? Sanma, have you made up your mind to make trouble today?"