Chapter 86: Let the pole bet
Under the interference of the Akashi family's saury, Kuwata Yoshisuke managed to complete the tee-off, but perhaps because his concentration was affected, or maybe the weather was a little cold and his hands were cold, his tee shot was a big failure, and the golf ball that was hit not only failed to land near the green, but accurately fell into a small bunker halfway through.
This is the first hole, the least difficult of all 18 holes, and there are no pools or groves on the way from the tee point to the green, and even the bunkers, the most common terrain hazards, are just over 10 square meters of extra small bunkers.
There was only such a small bunker, but Kuwata Yoshisuke's ball fell there, and I have to say that his luck was really a bit back.
Seeing this result, Yoshisuke Kuwata himself hung a black line on his head, and the Akashi family saury on the side was already sitting on the ground laughing.
To be honest, he didn't expect his little tricks to be so effective.
"Laugh, it's your turn~! I'd like to see what you can do~! Unwillingly, he waved the club in his hand a few times, and Kuwata Kasuke cast a very angry look at the saury, which was also mixed with the flames of revenge.
"Hehe, since you asked, let's open your eyes." The saury stood up, took a new golf ball from the caddy, and placed the pegs and ball on the grass just like Yoshisuke Kuwata had just done.
Standing with his legs apart and looking at the green in the distance, the saury swung his club high.
At this moment, Kuwata Kasuke rushed behind the saury with lightning speed, turned the club in his hand, and aimed his hand at the buttocks of the saury, giving him a thousand-year kill.
No matter who it is, if they are suddenly hit like this, they will probably be paralyzed weakly. Not to mention the saury, you know, although his personality is lively like a child, he is over sixty years old.
"Wow~~~!" With an exclamation, the saury threw away its cue and covered its butt with both hands, lying across the grass like a freshly caught saury.
Standing on the side, watching the whole process of the two going back and forth, Lin Zhicheng was already dumbfounded at this time.
Knowing that the saury guy is very noisy, and with him present, he will definitely make some very interesting situations. However, the scene in front of him was still beyond Lin Zhicheng's expectations, he really didn't expect that two people who could be one hundred and twenty years old together would play so well, just like two ignorant bear children.
"Pss Catherine's feelings are the same as Lin Zhicheng's, and because she is more outgoing, she laughs more directly.
"Sanma-san, are you alright?" Lin Zhicheng smiled as he stepped forward to pick up the saury. From the expression on his face, it can be seen that he is not really angry, but he likes the current atmosphere, so Lin Zhicheng jokingly continued: "I remember that there seems to be a convenience store here, do you want me to buy a pack of diapers for you?" ”
"Really, thank you so much...... What the hell~! After receiving the stalk thrown by Lin Zhicheng, the saury used the authentic Osaka accent to make an authentic Japanese-style complaint.
Gather your mind and refocus. Before teeing off, he deliberately glanced back at Kuwata's position to make sure that there would be no more problems, and the saury finally swung his club and flew the golf ball far away.
Next, it was Lin Zhicheng's turn.
"Is that so?" Holding the club he had just bought, standing in front of the ball in the posture of Kasuke Kuwata and saury, Lin Zhicheng tried to swing the club a few times, turned his head and asked a few people around him.
"Almost, a little bit more between your feet, yes, yes, that's it." Yoshisuke Kuwata gave guidance.
The saury also interjected: "Pay attention to the point of waving your hand, don't think about exerting force." Relax a little, it's like a free fall. ”
While receiving the guidance of the two, while adjusting the feel, taking a deep breath, Lin Zhicheng finally swung the club.
"Whew~." The fast-swinging club cut through the air and made a whistling sound, but after that, there was no crisp sound that should have been heard when hitting a golf ball.
Instead, there was a muffled hoeing sound, well, it was the first time to try, Lin Zhicheng's pole did not hit the ball, but like many beginners, he hit the grass with a pole.
The situation of swinging the empty pole itself is already very funny, the key is that Lin Zhicheng's 'hoe pole' is still very strong, and the force of the rebound makes his whole body shake with it.
Seeing Lin Zhicheng shake as if he was electrocuted, and then threw away the club as if he had burned the palm of his hand, both the saury and Kuwata Yoshisuke laughed unconsciously, and sat down on the grass with their legs and feet weak.
"What's going on today?" While smiling and wiping his tears, the saury sighed deeply: "Whether it is a veteran or a novice, there is a problem on the first shot, is this a hint from God." Why don't we stop playing and move on to something else, shall we? ”
"No, no, that's not good~." Lin Zhicheng's wrist had eased up, he picked up the club again, and shook his head again and again to oppose the saury's proposal: "Where is this, if I give up now, why did I spend so much money to buy these clubs just now?" ”
"That's right, if you take it back now, people really won't let you return it." The saury smiled and said, "It's all dirt and grass clippings, and it looks like it's second-hand." ”
"So, I have to play back today~~!" As he spoke, he swung again. This time, Lin Zhicheng finally hit the golf ball and hit it out.
The first hole was about 200 yards long, and the tee shots of the saury and Yoshisuke Kuwata did not go straight to the green, but there was about 150 yards. As for Lin Zhicheng's shot, because he is a beginner, he can't control the direction yet, so even if he uses enough strength, the golf ball still lands a little far from the green, almost 80 yards away.
"Yes, it's good for beginners to play at this level." Seeing the golf ball fall from a distance and estimating the distance between it and the green, the saury smiled and patted Lin Zhicheng on the shoulder to make an evaluation.
"Let's go, it's time to mend the pole." Kuwata Kasuke greeted and took the lead and walked towards the landing point.
According to the official rules, it should be Kuwata Yoshisuke who kicked off first to make up the shot, but now it's not an official game, it's just entertainment between several people, so there is no need to be so strict.
Whoever has the ball closer to the current position will make the stroke first. According to this principle, Lin Zhicheng was the first to make up the pole.
While laughing, they walked forward, and after a while, everyone came to the landing point of the golf ball opened by Lin Zhicheng.
When I stood at the tee point before, because of the angle, I didn't find anything wrong, and when I came here, I looked in the direction of the green, and Lin Zhicheng couldn't help but hang a black line on the door of his head - between this landing point and the green, there was a bush of dwarf bushes, although it was only less than two meters wide from the shrub, and the height was only about one meter, but it blocked the route just right.
"What should I do now?" For those with a little experience, this obstacle in front of them is probably not much difficult. But as a beginner, Lin Zhicheng still frowned unconsciously.
"It's okay, it's okay, just one more shot like just now. Anyway, it's far away, and it's going to be another high shot. Once again, the saury gave guidance.
"Well, when it doesn't exist." Yoshisuke Kuwata is of the same opinion.
"Okay then." Accepting the guidance of the two, Lin Zhicheng posed. After pondering for a while, he suddenly raised his head again and made a request: "Well, give me three chances." I mean, if I can't get through it all at once, I'll do it all over again, okay? ”
"I'm okay with that." Yoshisuke Kuwata nodded.
"No, no, no." The saury didn't agree, but he shook his head and said, "It won't be interesting if you start over, why is golf fun?" Challenging obstacles is the real taste of Daigo. ”
"But I'm a newbie, and I'm just getting started with this sport today."
"What does it matter, we didn't bet on it anyway, a few more shots and a few fewer ......." Saying this, the saury suddenly changed his tone and made a new suggestion with a smile: "By the way, let's make a bet, right?" ”
"Huh?" didn't expect him to suddenly make such a suggestion, Lin Zhicheng pointed at himself speechlessly: "Sanma San, do you think it's appropriate?" Let me, a newbie who can't cook anymore, make a bet with you two veterans? ”
"Why can't it, it's a big deal to give way to the pole." The saury waved his hand: "Well~~, let's do it, for the sake of you being a novice, let you take twenty strokes, this will always work, right?" ”
"Let me take twenty?"
"In other words, if we have a score of eighty, then if you have less than one hundred, you are the winner." While explaining, the saury turned his gaze to Yoshisuke Kuwata: "What do you think, let's get twenty strokes, no problem, right?" ”
After thinking about it for a while, Kuwata Kasuke nodded: "Okay, I'm fine." ”
"A little more." However, Lin Zhicheng was still a little dissatisfied: "There are a total of eighteen holes, if you only let twenty strokes, it is almost one hole and one hole." For me, it's still a little bit less. Otherwise, how about two holes for a total of eighteen holes and give me thirty-six? ”