Chapter 27: Don't Eat the Food That Comes to You
Tang Guyi is about 50 years old this year, his gray hair is meticulously combed, he wears a pair of short-sighted glasses, and he likes to wear formal clothes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info even in the late summer and early autumn when it is still very hot in the south, the suits, vests, shirts and ties are still neatly dressed. The class is square and square, and the person is very old-fashioned. Whenever a student chats, plays with his mobile phone, or sleeps in class, he will be reprimanded for half a day at every turn.
Professor Tang is very serious, and his classes are very straightforward, and there is never any mistake. It's just that in the Chinese department, which advocates literary style, it is inevitably lacking a little bit of swaying.
The students were listening carefully and taking notes diligently, and Song Baojun quietly entered the classroom through the back door, found a vacant seat and began to doze off. Professor Tang said on the podium that "The Words of the Golden Bottle of Plums" was like a lullaby, and he didn't dare to lie on the table seriously and fall asleep, only holding his cheeks with his hands, fighting with his eyelids, and pecking rice with a chick from time to time.
When talking about Ming and Qing novels, "Dream of Red Mansions" and "Words of the Golden Vase and Plum" are generally the top priorities. "Dream of Red Mansions" has the highest artistic achievement, but "Words of the Golden Vase of Plums" is the beginning of the romance novel. This is said in the Chinese department, not in the eyes of people with colored glasses.
Suddenly, the vest was lightly stabbed, Song Baojun suddenly woke up, and a boy behind him handed over a book from below, his eyes were very complicated, just like ...... Wu Song, who saw his brother and sister-in-law making out together.
Song Baojun took the book, which was a thin copy of "On Poetry Quatrains". Suddenly I was a little inexplicable, why are you giving me this book for no reason? I opened it randomly, and there was a note in it.
It was written in Juanxiu's handwriting: "Song Baojun, what are you doing? I see that you are so unenergetic, did you not sleep well last night, or was you reprimanded by Teacher Jiang? ”
Song Baojun suddenly became excited: How many years have passed, and finally a girl has handed him a note! And the content is so kind, and the words are full of care. It's a wonderful feeling!
He hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to transcribe his notes, and quietly looked back to see that Ye Jingchun was sitting in the last row of seats in the classroom, looking at him with worried eyes.
Ye Jingchun is a real person as his name suggests, his eyes are pure as jade and clear as water. The thick eyebrows are like Wang Zuxian at the age of eighteen, heroic and charming, and his smile is charming. Today, I changed into a goose yellow crewneck T-shirt with a Mickey Mouse pattern printed in the middle, which is a little more playful and cute for a little girl.
Song Baojun's heart was hot, and he turned over the reverse side of the note and wrote: "I'm fine, but I'm very hungry and didn't have time to eat breakfast this morning." "The font is messy, big and small, far less beautiful than Ye Jingchun's words.
The Chinese Department has calligraphy electives, and Song Baojun also participates, but he only went to one class in the whole two semesters, practiced horizontal and vertical skimming for an hour, and spent the rest of the time hiding in the dormitory to play online games. Now there are many students who can write beautiful books, and he is still like chicken feet.
asked the boy in the back seat to help pass back the note in the book, only to see Ye Jingchun open it and look at it, he couldn't help but laugh, just like the moon hidden in the dark, suddenly the clouds opened and the fog dispersed.
After a while, the reluctant boy reached out and poked him again, handing him a packet.
A bag of snacks!
It is filled with flavored grilled chicken nuggets, as well as four egg tarts. Attached was a note that read: "Eat quickly when you are hungry, don't let Teacher Tang find out." ”
Song Baojun almost couldn't bear to eat, except for his parents, he had never been cared for so much by others.
Sitting next to him was his roommate Guo Jun, who smelled a hint of fragrance, so he stretched out his hand and whispered, "What's the matter, you still want to swallow it alone?"
Song Baojun said in his heart Every time you bring snacks, how often do you give them to Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu has been standing on the side for so long, have you ever said hello?
It's not that Song Baojun is too popular, it's that Guo Jun doesn't treat Song Baojun as a friend. After more than a year in the same dormitory, I didn't even establish a friendship.
There are four people in the dormitory, Guo Jun, Ma Guodong and Song Baojun have never been all the way. This Guo Jun is also a native of Chazhou, he usually has no vices, unites his classmates and respects his teacher, and he is still a good child. The key is that Song Baojun is too easy to bully, if you don't clean him up, it's as if you're sorry for him.
Thinking of this, Song Baojun slapped Guo Jun's outstretched hand away with one palm, and sneered: "I swallow it alone, why don't you eat so much in the toilet?"
"You!" Guo Jun didn't expect him to dare to resist, and glared at him angrily at the moment, the meaning was obvious: Looking for death?
"What kind of eyes do you kid?" Song Baojun used the cover of the textbook to stuff fried chicken nuggets into his mouth while laughing: "Is Lao Tzu very familiar with you? ”
Guo Jun almost grabbed him by the collar. Finally, he was afraid that Professor Tang was still lecturing on the stage, so he didn't dare to make too much trouble, and said fiercely: "You have a kind, don't go back to the dormitory when you have the ability." ”
"You want me to ask for something to eat, but okay? Song Baojun glanced at him, turned out a chicken bone and threw it over, rolled on the table a few times, and landed in front of Guo Jun, and then sneered and said, "Wow!
Guo Jun's head swelled, and he almost flipped the table, it was so insulting!
This is the story of "the food that comes to you" recorded in "The Book of Rites: Under the Tan Bow". In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a famine in the Qi Kingdom, and Qian Ao gave food on the roadside and said to the hungry people: "Come, eat!" The hungry people said: "I am hungry like this precisely because I don't eat the 'food that comes from'." ”
Several classmates around saw it in their eyes, and when they saw Guo Jun's embarrassment being teased by Song Baojun, they all laughed and laughed.
The boy who helped Ye Jingchun hand over the note fanned the flames and said, "Hey, Guo Jun, if you don't eat the food that comes to you, do you still want people to kneel and beg you before you are willing to speak?"
Someone else said: "Song Baojun, you really don't know what to do, don't you know that Guo Jun has a noble temperament, doesn't eat food when he is hungry, and doesn't drink the water of the stolen spring when he is thirsty?"
Classmates, you said everything to me, it was a joke to make a joke, but Guo Jun was so uncomfortable that he couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Song Baojun's hair with one hand, and shouted: "! I'll kill you!"
"Bang bang bang!" Tang Guyi slapped the podium vigorously, his eyes fell on Guo Jun, and his tone was very stern: "This classmate, if you are dissatisfied with my class, you can go out now!"