The students in the front row looked over together, only to see Guo Jun holding Song Baojun's head with his hand, looking like a "roaring class". Someone was thinking about www.biquge.info Pen Fun Pavilion: "Okay, even if Song Baojun can be bullied, you still have the courage to provoke Professor Tang in class? I'm afraid I won't be able to pass this course." ”

Receiving everyone's attention, Guo Jun's anger slowly subsided, and he turned into panic, he didn't hold it in that hand, and he didn't put it.

Tang Guyi said in a loud voice: "Get out! Give me both of them! I don't need you such a bad student! It's insulting!"

It was too embarrassing to be expelled from the classroom by the professor in public, not to mention that the crowd was still sitting with the girl he had a crush on, Guo Jun suddenly had an idea, and suddenly dragged Song Baojun up from his seat, shouting: "Professor, I expose, I report, Song Baojun eats in your class, the impact is bad, and he is really a black sheep." ”

"Wow......" everyone's eyes brushed down on Song Baojun's hands and mouth again.

But look at a bag of fried chicken nuggets in his left hand and two egg tarts in his right hand, his mouth is stuffed with food, and his cheeks are swollen. Sluggish expressions, funny postures, and the term "stupid" are interpreted everywhere around the body. The students couldn't help but laugh.

Ye Jingchun stroked his forehead with his hand, looking helpless.

The professor Tang Guyi, who had a tendon in his head, was really diverted by Guo Jun, and shouted again: "Song Baojun! You dare to eat in my class, I don't think you attach importance to this course at all, so you don't have to study it! Go back and reflect on it, how to write the four words respect the teacher and respect the Tao!"

Guo Jun quietly sat back in place, wiped off a cold sweat, and secretly praised his superior wisdom.

Long Ya and his comrades in the front row were eager for the world to be in chaos, and shouted one after another: "That's it, let him get out, this kind of garbage is not worthy of staying in the Chinese department!"

Xie Qilu and her lackeys echoed casually: "Why don't you get out of here, get out of here!"

Immediately, the crowd was excited, condemned everywhere, and there was a great tendency to rise up.

"Uh...... Why would I eat in your class?" Song Baojun wiped his greasy lips and said in his mind: "That, can you let the philosopher personality come out again?"

I asked several times, but there was no response.

Song Baojun was in full view of everyone, a little anxious, and thought: "Is it really impossible to get out? I am the master of the thirty-two personality, how can I easily make a fool of myself?"

In the end, after a whole day of merging with the obscene personality, I gradually became more assertive in my heart, and my thinking looked at the problem from a different angle in the infection of the obscene personality.

With a roll of his eyes, he had a countermeasure, saying: "Zi is listening to "Shao", and he doesn't know the taste of meat in March, and he said: Don't try to be happy." This allusion can very well represent my mood at the moment, Confucius heard Shao Le and did not know the taste of meat in March, which shows that Shao Le is really wonderful. ”

Tang Guyi listened to the sentence of the Analects as soon as he opened his mouth, nodded unconsciously, his face softened a lot, and said, "Then why are you eating in my class?"

Song Baojun tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth, and said: "I just heard Professor Tang say that 'truth' is the most important tone of "Golden Vase Plum", I can't help but rejoice, the more I listen to it, the more it tastes. The life written by Jin Zhumei is real, the characters are real, the plot is real, and the society is real, which exhausts the other side of the so-called Three Principles and Five Constants. The rigorous realist style depicts a family's daily life, eating and feasting, social interactions, funeral etiquette, as well as all kinds of intricate struggles between husband and wife, between wives and concubines, between concubines and concubines, between masters and slaves, and between slaves and slaves. This truth is like a mirror, leaving behind the colorful image of that society, and also reflecting the despicable souls of sycophants, dulicitous people, or fame seekers in the officialdom of later generations, making them shameless. Authenticity is one of the artistic spirits of "Plum in the Golden Vase", and it is also the foundation of the immortal artistic life of "Plum in the Golden Vase". ”

He stood upright, his eyes were calm, he talked eloquently, waved his hand from time to time in the subdued sentence to accentuate the tone, coupled with the deliberate frowning eyebrows, more mature temperament, but really had a trace of the demeanor of the Ming and Qing dynasties to give lectures in Linjiang.

Pretending is originally a good trick for obscene personalities.

When it came to "despicable souls", Song Baojun waved his hand vigorously, and the egg tower that he had been holding on to seemed to be unstable, and suddenly flew out of his hand, and hit Guo Jun's face with a "snap", and the yellow and clear cream egg yolk was all over his face.

The students finally burst into laughter, and the classroom was filled with a cheerful air.

Guo Jun hurriedly wiped the stains on his face, and found that most of the people's mobile phones were pressing the shooting button on him, and he was so anxious that he shouted: "Don't shoot, don't shoot!"

The laughter subsided for several minutes.

Guo Jun was so angry that he trembled all over, but he didn't dare to make trouble in Professor Tang's class, so he had to suppress this evil breath first. Peeking at it, Qiu Jiali, the girl she has always had a crush on, also laughed and trembled, and couldn't help but feel much better.

The first half of Tang Guyi's class was about the various affairs of Jin Zhumei, and the second half was going to evaluate it, but he was interrupted by Guo Jun after only saying a "true" beginning.

This Song Baojun's argument is almost what he will say later, and it is more vivid and detailed than the lesson plan he prepared, and it seems to be more level.

Can Tang Guyi not be surprised to say these words from the mouth of a student who used to be only a little transparent? Turning a deaf ear to the hustle and bustle of the class, he stammered a little at the moment: "So, so?"

Song Baojun stuffed the remaining egg tart into his mouth, and said while eating: "There have always been many things in common with the arts such as music, literature, calligraphy, and Chinese painting. For example, Dong Qichang's "Panasonic Listening to the Qin" is a typical work of piano, literature, calligraphy and painting, all of which are indispensable. When I listened to Mr. Tang's explanation of the golden plum bottle, I felt like Confucius appreciating Shao music, 'covering my heart and not caring about him', a feeling of joy arose, and I didn't feel that I picked up something and ate it, it was really lovely, and it was difficult to control the impulse in my heart. ”

These words are to compare Professor Tang's lecture to Shao Le, which can make Confucius not know the taste of meat in March, which is extremely elegant.

The classmates made a big uproar, just eat what they eat, and it is too ridiculous to be able to explain it to this point.

The so-called authentic sycophant is disgusting to others, and the person concerned feels useful. Who doesn't like to be complimented?