Jinling City, the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, is the most prosperous place in the entire south of the Yangtze River.

Next door to it, there is a Liuhe Mountain.

To be exact, a mountain bag.

There is a small temple in the mountain bag, no one knows its name, let's call it Liuhe Temple.

emmmm…… It's better to call it Liuhe Temple, it's more atmospheric.

We don't know how many years of history Liuhe Temple has, anyway, it is broken and small, there are a few bungalows with a few Buddha statues, and there is an old monk living in it.

The old monk is very happy today, since a few days ago he sent a recruitment advertisement, and today this broken temple finally ushered in the first applicant.

Sitting in the pavilion leisurely drinking tea, not long after, a young man who looked like he was twenty-four or five years old appeared.

"Hello master, I'm here to apply for a monk, where is the abbot?" As soon as the young man entered the door, he saw the old monk, walked over with a smile on his face, folded his hands, and asked politely.

The old monk looked at the young man and nodded secretly, and then looked at it, and was immediately overjoyed.

slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "Oh, I'm the abbot!" Come on, come on, sit down and say. ”

"Oh!" The young man replied and glanced at the monk, "What, Master, your speech is a little different from what I thought!" ”

"What's the difference?" The old monk smiled, his eyes full of joy.

The young man scratched his head, "I thought that when the masters spoke, they should all be old men, and then they spoke very profoundly." ”

"Amitabha, monks are also human beings." The old monk folded his hands and shouted a slogan, his face full of solemnity.

"Yes, yes, that's all." The lad laughed.

laughed for less than three seconds, but saw that the old monk had reverted to his obscene appearance, and wiped his dirty sleeves on his face.

"Okay, okay, that's all false. Come on, what's your name, lad? ”

"Oh! Hello Master! My name is Tang Chao. Tang Dynasty of Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties. Tang Chao smiled, this monk was more obscene than he imagined, but he felt more down-to-earth.

Overall, not bad.

"Good name!" The old monk slapped his thigh again, stood up and pulled Tang Chao to the Bodhi tree, and brought out two futons from the house.

"Sit here!" The old monk sat on one by himself and pointed to the other.

The Tang Dynasty was inexplicably surprised by the old monk's surprise, and somehow sat on the futon.

"Amitabha, today I accepted a disciple from Tang Dynasty and gave the Dharma name Tang San. From today onwards, he will serve as the abbot of the temple, and he will retire only on the day of his merits. ”

The old monk folded his hands and quickly finished silently, but he didn't know where to take out a bright razor.

"Tang San, from today onwards, you will be the abbot of this temple. For the teacher, I will help you shave your hair first. ”

"Wait!" Tang Chao was shocked and hurriedly shouted to stop. "Master Abbot, are we going faster?"

"Not fast, not happy! I see that you have a relationship with my Buddha, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, let's just finish the ceremony quickly! The old monk smiled weirdly, holding the razor in one hand and the Tang Dynasty in the other.

What the heck?

The Tang Dynasty was shocked, is this bald donkey accepting apprentices or robbing people?

How do you feel like you have been forced to get a card at the barbershop?

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, Tang Chao hurriedly stood up and kept his distance from the old monk.

"What, master, we haven't finished the interview yet? Look? What you are required to write above must be a bachelor's degree, three certificates, and CET-6, right? As he spoke, Tang Chao hurriedly took out a crumpled piece of paper from the bag.

"You see it says it, doesn't it? I'm only level 4 in English, no, master! I'm definitely going to get brushed off. ”

The old monk was unmoved, and a grunt stood up and wanted to catch the Tang Dynasty.

"Oops! It's okay, it's okay! These are all things outside the body, as long as the donor is honest to the Buddha, the Buddha is willing to accept it! ”

Tang Dynasty hadn't reacted yet, but he saw that the old monk had already grabbed him at some point, and the bright razor had reached his head.

"I'll go! Stop! Tang Chao hurriedly shouted, "Master, stop, stop!" I'm not here to apply! ”

"Huh?" The old monk was stunned, "What are you talking about?" You're not here to apply? So what did you just say......"

"Uh......" Tang Dynasty wanted to cry without tears, he played truth or dare with a few buddies last night, but it turned out to be his turn to take a big adventure, and I don't know which turtle sun took out a recruitment advertisement from his bag.

"The temple recruits abbots, who are paid 14,000 a month, work eight hours a day, and after three years, they will do not interfere in their private life after work."

Then, the friends somehow came up with this idea and asked Tang Chao to come over for an interview.

After finally explaining this, Tang Chao looked at the abbot pitifully: "Master, my friends are waiting outside." ”

"So, you're lying to me?" The old monk's eyebrows were raised, and his eyes were round, and he couldn't tell whether he was disappointed or angry.

"Master, I really didn't mean to joke. I ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the old monk: "Alas, forget it." I forgive you, and I can take you as an apprentice if you want now. What do you think? Are you impressed? ”

"Forehead......" Tang Chao stared at the razor on his head, "If you don't put the knife down, I won't dare to move!" ”

……

After three seconds of silence, the old monk had an epiphany, his face turned red, and he reprimanded: "Don't be poor!" Do you really want to be a monk? ”

"I don't want to!" The head of the Tang Dynasty shook like a rattle.

"Shall I teach you martial arts? Shaolin stunt? Shadowboxing? ”

Tang Chao continued to shake his head.

"What about your salary?" The old monk is kind and persuasive. "Lots and lots of money?"

Tang Chao still shook his head firmly.

Just kidding, although we don't have any money, but what are we making money for? Isn't it just for the beauty of the car?

As a monk, women can't touch it, so why do you need money?

"You don't want to live in a villa for one year, and you don't want to live in a villa for three years? After making money, let's be vulgar again? The old monk smiled, looking like I understand you.

Tang Chao no longer shook his head, handed over a suspicious look, looked the old monk up and down, and looked around the temple.

"That's it? Still a year to run a three-year villa? How much money can such a big temple make? ”

"Humph!" Seeing that Tang Dynasty didn't believe it, the abbot snorted coldly, put his hands behind his back, and his eyebrows and eyes were full of pride. "Others dare not say, in terms of making money, this temple deserves to be the first!"

"Cut!" Tang Dynasty was disdainful, "First? How can this temple be the first? ”

"The mountain is not high, there is a fairy name! This temple is like this, doesn't mean that it can't make money, do you know? The old monk looked like a hillbilly and pulled Tang Chao to the back room. Come on, come on, I'll show you my deposit! Do you know that you turtle, the invisible rich? ”

Taking the passbook in the other party's hand, Tang Chao was stunned.

Ghosts! It's also too showy!

A monk who is so sloppy and sloppy actually has hundreds of millions?

That's right! Count it a few times, nine figures!