"Cut! hillbilly! Lao Tzu still has all kinds of shares, do you want to show you?" the old monk pouted disdainfully.

"Uh...... No need. Tang Chao was stunned for a moment, and he still hasn't come to his senses.

Recalling the news that I saw a monk driving a luxury car on the Internet before, are the current monks really so profitable?

"How about it? Do you want to be the abbot?" Seeing that the Tang Dynasty was bluffed, the old monk returned to his previous obscene appearance, "Tell you, as long as you agree, I will teach you a stunt! Only with this stunt can you make a lot of money! When the time comes, you will be able to do it for three or five years, and it will be okay to be vulgar? That is, it depends on your Buddha fate, otherwise you think I will look for you like this?"

This......

Tang Dynasty really hesitated, he just felt that the return was too little, if it was really like the old monk said that there were so many returns, then even if it was a good image, there would be no problem.

When you make money, you can pay it back!

Thinking of this, Tang Chao smiled, "Master, first tell me what the stunt is, what do I need to do every day, and then make it clear to me about the precepts or something." I thought about it, and by the way, how much money I could make at least, which was a guaranteed salary. ”

"Haha, I'll just say that you kid has a Buddha fate!" the old monk smiled, "What about the stunt, as long as you finish shaving your head, I will teach it to you." Don't worry about money, I'm a billionaire person, I'm so idle that I'll trick you into playing? It's a conservative estimate to drive a big run for one year and live in a villa for three years! You just say that you can't shave your head, right?"

Now these days, it is really not easy to make money, I am a senior student, an ordinary undergraduate, and my family is also a working-class parent. In the future, if you really want to mix up a look, it's impossible to have some adventures, maybe this monk is my adventure?

Thinking to himself, the Tang Dynasty gritted its teeth, seeking wealth and danger, if it doesn't work, we'll leave!

"I did it!"

"Hahaha!" Seeing Tang Chao nodding, the old monk was very happy, and after a few seconds of snorting with a knife in his hand, a big bald head appeared in front of him.

"In the future, your Dharma name will be called Tang San, you only need to enter the incense on time on weekdays, and do a good job in the morning and evening classes, I will prepare all these for you. ”

Seeing the old monk's amazing sword technique, Tang Dynasty couldn't help but believe a little more.

"Okay, this robe will be my gift to you, you wear it for a few days, and I'll go back and help you contact the Armani company and ask them to make a new one for you. Hehe, our robes are all authentic brands!" The old monk threw off the robe, put it directly on Tang Chao's body, and turned around and entered the house with a big smile.

When he came out again, Tang Chao's eyes were shocked.

That suit is expensive at first glance, and the watch on your hand, Patek Philippe!

There were not many famous watches known in the Tang Dynasty, but Patek Philippe, the first of the top ten famous watches, still knew it, and the cheapest one was hundreds of thousands smaller!

At that time, a rich second generation in the department brought a piece of Patek Philippe of more than 100,000 yuan, and every time he looked at the time, he couldn't wait to praise others on his face.

"Haha! See, you can have these as long as you come on. The old monk raised his wrist, "I'm still vulgar, and this temple will be given to you in the future! By the way, remember before you are vulgar, don't be so extravagant!

"Master, what about the stunt!" This series of things in front of him convinced Tang Chao, and he was motivated to become a monk.

"Haha! I was so excited that I almost forgot!" the monk laughed, pointing a finger at Tang Chao's head. "This is called Tianyantong, you can peek into people's fortunes, that is, the capital you have to make a fortune!"

"Seeing that you are so destined for me, I will tell you one more thing for the teacher, if you see through it, you can't tell it, and you can't reveal it!"

Tang Dynasty only felt a little, his head was clear, and when he was still inexplicable, he saw that the old monk didn't know where to drive a Mercedes-Benz G65, with a low configuration of three million!

"Gone!"

The old monk proudly rolled down the window and waved his hand, and rode away.

"What?" Before the Tang Dynasty came to its senses, this temple was lost to itself?

What about the stunt? I clicked on the door of the brain, and it was gone?

What am I going to do?

Tang Chao, who was blinded, hurriedly chased out the door, but saw that the old monk had long since disappeared.

Outside the temple, there were three young men, looking at Mercedes' buttocks and praising them.

It was the friends of the Tang Dynasty.

"I'll go, there is such a car in such a small temple?" Zhang Shan looked amazed.

"Tut-tut, the rich people nowadays are really superstitious!" Li Si put his arm around Zhang Shan's shoulders, his eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Wang Wu touched Li Temple with his elbow, "Have you seen it, it seems to be a bald head." I don't know what happened to that kid in the Tang Dynasty?"

"Cut, what do you care about the Tang Dynasty! You just want him to show off his foreign appearance!" Zhang Shan pursed his lips and gloated with a look of schadenfreude, "Guess what, will the Tang Dynasty really become a monk, haha! Anyway, his family is so poor, and the treatment of monks is also good!"

"This can't be......" Li Si said, "Although the Tang Dynasty's family was a little poor, it wouldn't be reduced to being a monk, right?"

As soon as the words fell, I heard someone behind me speak: "What, have you seen my master?"

The three of them turned around and were stunned.

Zhang Shan couldn't help but laugh at first, and then the three of them laughed together.

"Hahaha! Brother, are you really a monk?"

"I'll go, 8,000 yuan a month, and you'll really become a monk? What about your Ozawa Maria? Hahaha, brother, I really obey you if no one is convinced!"

Looking at the uncontrollable ridicule of the three of them, Tang Chao's face did not change.

Cut, a bunch of ignorant people!

The day of Lao Tzu's soaring is coming, and you will still laugh at that time!

Since he is determined to become a monk, he is ready to be ridiculed.

Tang Chao clasped his hands together and smiled slightly: "The poor monk is called Tang San, he is the abbot of this temple, and the three donors come in and sit?"

"Good girl!show!Tianxiu!Show of flowers!" Wang Wu held back a smile and handed out a thumbs up.

Zhang Shan glanced up and down at the Tang Dynasty, and the sarcasm in his eyes became even more obvious.

"Hell, this is all the boss, you won't be alone in this temple, right?"

"Well, the one who just left is my master, and now it's really me. Zhang Shan couldn't help but scratch his head, "Come in and have a cup of tea? ”

"Hahaha! It's just you! Sure enough, sure enough!" Zhang Shan laughed even more, "This broken temple, tsk, why don't you want to be a monk?"

"Elder Tang San, hahaha, do you have an apprentice named Sun Wukong, and what happened to the daughter of the country?"

"Is the elder's surname Tang Tian so sad hahaha?" Zhang Shan burst into tears and laughed.

Only Wang Wu looked puzzled, "I thought this was the third young man of the Tang family!"

"Poof!hahaha!" everyone laughed even harder.