Liu Xiyue heard him describe the other party as an old aunt, obviously helping herself, she was happy again, snorted, stuffed her clothes into the trash can in front of the woman, and deliberately said loudly: "What's so great about a torn dress, I use this kind of clothes as a rag at home, and I wipe the toilet!"

Seeing that the woman was going crazy again, Song Baojun hurriedly pushed her out, picking up the two hundred and sixty-six yuan handed by the cashier at the cashier, and pretending to be chaotic at the same time, pinching a few handfuls of Liu Xiyue's down with his palm. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info feels elastic and enjoys it.

Liu Xiyue muttered uncomfortably: "What to push, she scolded me first! Obviously I wanted to apologize, but she scolded indiscriminately." Hmph, I'm going to be afraid of her, it's a big deal to scold from now until tomorrow!"

Song Baojun was sweating profusely: "Okay, okay, you won, didn't you see that the woman was already trembling with anger?"

"Hmph, I'm going to be so angry that she vomits blood to win!"

Song Baojun earned a few hundred yuan for nothing, he didn't want to stay for a long time, and he didn't want to provoke this kind of delicate and noble girl who only centered on herself, so as soon as he walked out of the street, he said: "Okay, after all, she was scolded and scared by you, and she was angry, and I also said goodbye." ”

Liu Xiyue's black and white sheared eyes glanced at him, and said, "You haven't answered me yet, how can you be in 'Lonely Prague', I obviously remember that Longya and they all call you the prince of instant noodles, and you can live with sixty packs of instant noodles a month." ”

Song Baojun almost choked to death by his own saliva, and immediately looked disapplieving, and said lightly: "Uh, you know, Long Ya thinks very highly of himself, and often looks down on other classmates, not only saying that I can only live on instant noodles, but also saying that Guo Jun and Ma Guodong in our dormitory are gay, and that Mr. Yang's wife was separated, and his wife ran away with a man, and said that you ...... Uh-huh, how can you believe his words?"

Liu Xiyue was really attracted to attention, and quickly grabbed his sleeve and asked, "What did Long Ya say about me?"

Song Baojun looked very embarrassed: "It's nothing, it's just ......"

"Say it quickly, mother-in-law, believe it or not, I'll beat you!"

Song Baojun frowned, and it took a long time before he made up his mind and said, "Well, Long Ya said that you and Xie Qilu pursued him, and you ...... You also gave him two abortions. Hey, don't look at me like that, it's not what I said, it's Long Ya who said it. ”

Liu Xiyue gritted her white teeth, her face twitched, "Okay, Long Ya dares to slander me, I want him to die a good death." ”

Song Baojun laughed secretly in his heart, but said: "Maybe he is bragging in front of our man, he can't be real, don't take it to heart." Hey, this guy Longya, he can't brag about it, and he jokes about this kind of thing. ”

Liu Xiyue didn't say a word, and walked to the parking lot.

Song Baojun was stunned for a moment, and also went in the opposite direction to find the bus.

After waiting for a long time, the No. 5 bus bound for Mingyang District never arrived, but a fiery red Porsche 911 twisted its butt and stopped in front of it in a chic manner. The window slowly opened and half opened, and Liu Xiyue sat in the driver's seat and said lightly: "Come up!"

Song Baojun looked at the empty street behind him, only he was standing in a daze under the sun, and Liu Da Beauty was obviously talking to herself, and hurriedly got into the car.

The interior of the car is exquisite and luxurious, and the front plate is made of Bavarian walnut, polished and smooth, and inlaid with a large number of intricate silver threads, which is very beautiful and luxurious. The cushion is the softest fur on the belly of the ringhorned deer from the Black Forest of Germany, which is so soft and soft that it feels like sitting in a cloud when you sit on it.

How could Song Baojun have ever seen such a luxurious scene? Hurriedly pursed his lips and looked ahead, so as not to show timidity.

"Fasten your seatbelts. Liu Xiyue put a pair of panda sunglasses on the bridge of her nose and asked lightly, "Do you want to go back to school?" ”

Song Baojun thought that his parents and sister were not at home, and it was not much fun to go home, so it was better to go back to school, so he nodded.

Liu Xiyue started the car, with a smile on her face, and said: "I found that you had some tricks just now, first gave money to the woman, and as soon as she took the money, it meant that she admitted to ending the dispute." And what we do with that garment is our business. But when we threw that dress in front of her, it was equivalent to shoveling her face. Song Baojun, you did a good job. ”

Song Baojun dug out a piece of the boss's boogue, wiped his fingers on the leather cushion, and said: "I just want to calm the quarrel as soon as possible, because your shrewd style has seriously affected the glorious image of our Chinese Department of Ancient Literature major, and if it is publicized, I am not too embarrassed to go out." ”

Liu Xiyue suddenly turned her face coldly to look at him: "You say I'm a shrew?"

"Did I say it?" Song Baojun felt the murderous intent in the girl's eyes, and explained with a smile: "Actually, shrew is a compliment, shrew, as the name suggests, refers to a pungent woman. What does it mean to be spicy in the Kangxi dictionary? First, it is fierce and unreasonable, and the other means that it has courage and courage, which can be said to have a double meaning. We can also understand that you are a woman of courage, and a beautiful shrew with a beautiful face. ”

Liu Xiyue couldn't help laughing and said, "According to what you said, the shrew is quite good?"

"Well, yes, you're a shrew, the prettiest and most attractive shrew in the school. Song Baojun's tone was unwavering.

"Okay!" Liu Xiyue said loudly: "Then from today on, I am a shrew, a shrew is me, I am a shrew!"

It happened that the car stopped in front of the traffic light, and her voice was particularly loud, and the drivers of several cars around looked over in surprise.

Liu Xiyue suddenly felt speechless, and glared at Song Baojun fiercely with a red face, until the car behind the green light was blazing desperately.

"Song Baojun, you must have done it on purpose, right!"

"I just praise you, others are not from the Chinese department, how can they appreciate the breadth and profundity of Chinese? They can't hear the rich connotation, so why should they care about them? Why should a shrew care about other people's eyes?"

Liu Xiyue's face became more and more red, and she almost screamed: "Song Baojun!

Song Baojun shook his head and smiled, looking like Yang Zhi, a blue-faced beast who was helpless when he encountered an unreasonable broken settlement in Niu Er.

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Is it difficult to be in the top 10 of the weekly recommendation list?

Yes, Xiaobao also saw it.

Then, as long as you can enter the top 15 of the weekly recommendation list before the end of this week, there will be 10 bigger outbreaks on August 29th!

Yes, as long as the 15th, not the 10th!

Brothers, drown me with a recommendation ticket!

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