Liu Xiyue became more and more embarrassed when she saw him like this, pursed her lips tightly and didn't speak for a long time, suddenly raised her foot and stomped on the instep of his side hard, and shouted, "Hey, why don't you quarrel with me?"

The rubber soles of the canvas shoes didn't hurt very much when stepping on the feet, but Song Baojun found that this arrogant woman seemed to be really angry, so he had to fake and fake two groans and said, "It hurts me to death, why do you always like to quarrel with others, it's not enough to quarrel in the café just now?"

"I like it, I want you to take care of it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

drove all the way into another road, and Liu Xiyue turned on the car stereo.

The combination of heavy subwoofers flows out of the gorgeous timbre of the high-end sound system, which is a very popular song "The Mighty Woman" sounded in Song Baojun's ears: "The female man of the horse, you are mighty and majestic, the galloping horse is like a wind, and the endless wilderness wanders with you......"

Liu Xiyue swayed her body to the rhythm, humming two sentences along with the lyrics from time to time, looking very stated.

"Hey, doesn't it sound good?" Liu Xiyue glanced at the expressionless Song Baojun and asked, "At the October party of this school, I plan to let the class rehearse this song." ”

Song Baojun snapped and turned off the stereo, and Liu Xiyue glared at him again.

"Well, overall the rhythm is strong, the melody is beautiful, the lyrics are catchy, it's still good, if I haven't heard it, I will definitely love this song. ”

"Then why are you turning it off?" Liu Xiyue shouted and wanted to turn on the stereo again.

Song Baojun hurriedly stretched out his hand and held it down: "Listen to me first." ”

Unexpectedly, the hand happened to press on the back of this arrogant woman's delicate and silky little hand, Liu Xiyue was unhappy, and shouted: "Hey, if you want to say it, why take advantage of the old lady?"

Her face is pink, her eyes are big and round, she is really cute, and she has the taste of Lin Yuna in the Korean band group "Girls' Generation". is so open-mouthed and spicy, and it is reminiscent of the savage girlfriend who is famous in the entertainment industry.

Song Baojun immediately raised his hand in disgust, with a look of "I almost touched the dog's poop" with a post-catastrophe expression.

His expression was too obscene and realistic, especially the scared appearance of patting his chest and sighing, Liu Xiyue couldn't tolerate it, and shouted: "Hey, you hate me? You actually have the courage to hate me? You count that green onion? You actually dislike the old lady? I told you to touch, come and touch me, if you don't touch me, chop you to death!"

Song Baojun said secretly: If you are close, you will be angry, and if you ignore you, you will be unhappy. No wonder even the sage of Confucius has to lament: "Only women and villains are difficult to raise, those who are close are not grandchildren, and those who are far away are resentful." ”

It means that women and villains are difficult to get along with, and when they get close, they will look at you unpleasantly, and if they stay away, they will complain about you.

This sentence couldn't be more appropriate for Liu Xiyue.

But how could he take Liu Xiyue's words seriously? If he really touched it, he was afraid that he would die ugly.

So Song Baojun stubbornly said: "Liu Xiyue, I have a feeling for you. You are like a lotus, out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons, straight through the outside, not vines and branches, fragrant far and clear, pavilions and pure plants, can be seen from a distance and can not be blasphemed. You are so white and beautiful in my heart, pure and immaculate, like a goddess, I only dare to stand in the distance and look at you quietly, but dare not approach, for fear that my own vulgarity will desecrate your fairy spirit. So, don't tell me to touch you, right? That's torture for me. ”

Liu Xiyue sighed, seemed to be very satisfied with his statement, and directly acquiesced to the title of "goddess", then forgot about the previous dispute between the two, and said, "I really didn't know you were good at talking...... Hey, why did Xie Qilu say they wanted to fix you?"

Song Baojun lied and did not change his face: "Actually, I have always had a crush on you, but a few days ago, Xie Qilu and his gang found out, and she didn't allow me to have a crush on you." As a result, our conflict has erupted. ”

"Hehe, don't make it up, I know Xie Qilu won't be so naïve, there must be some other reason. The smugness on Liu Xiyue's face was hard to hide, and she asked again: "Why did you just say that "The Female Man in the Horse" is not suitable?"

Song Baojun has gradually mastered the temperament of this arrogant woman, that is, he can only follow the hair, and never touch her hair. Immediately lit a cigarette, gently puffed out the white smoke, and said: ""The Female Man of the Horse" is too enthusiastic and unrestrained, I don't think it is in line with the temperament of our liberal arts class. ”

"Hey, why are you smoking in my car, even my dad doesn't dare to smoke in my car, it's going to be gone. Liu Xiyue yelled for a while, opened the car window, and waved her hand to her nose.

Song Baojun said calmly: "What is it called, I have a crush on you for two semesters, and I can't even smoke a cigarette?

Liu Xiyue really smiled again: "Okay, just smoke it, but only this one." ”

Song Baojun continued the previous topic, saying: "Everyone has their own unique spiritual temperament, and when his performance does not match his own personality, he will be regarded as a psychopath. For example, you, Liu Xiyue, Bing Qing Yujie, beautiful as a fairy, noble and elegant manners, every smile makes boys fascinated......"

Liu Xiyue only smiled like a fool and couldn't close her mouth, hurriedly sucked the saliva that was about to drip out, and hurriedly turned her head to look at Song Baojun, making sure that he didn't notice his embarrassment before he breathed a sigh of relief.

"But if you behave outside of that, it's amazing. For example, if you suddenly get a Vietnamese hairstyle, wear a Kill Matt costume, wear jewelry bought from a stall, and spray the Seven Gods Flower Water as Chanel No. 5, will people still treat you as a goddess?"

Liu Xiyue couldn't help nodding: "It's a little reasonable, go on." ”

"The style and temperament of our class are the same, Chinese Department, the humble gentleman is as gentle as jade, naturally it is better to be more elegant. It's not that "The Female Man Who Sets the Horse" is not good, this song is too popular, in the fields, on the streets, everywhere there are big men who pick their feet and use dual SIM and double-standby super loud mobile phones to play it in an infinite loop, and they will vomit every day when they listen to it, can't our Chinese Department be more ingenious, we can rehearse other songs, why follow the trend of the already rotten street?" Song Baojun smiled and shook his head: "You have a super luxury Porsche 911 but you are playing "The Woman of the Horse", so you are embarrassed to say hello to others?"

Originally, Liu Xiyue was still smiling and listening, but unexpectedly, Song Baojun's last superfluous sentence caused a big disaster.