Dragon Jump

I think it's good for my mother to give me this name, I'm very lively, I can bring happiness to my mother, although something happened at the time of birth, that was mainly because I didn't want to come out, I made a little joke at the time, but I didn't expect my father to react so much, crying and jumping, and finally fainted, it was too embarrassing, and my first impression was not good.

Think about it, who called him my father, but then my father often stole my rations, at night it was a wolf with a green light, but during the day it was the People's Liberation Army of King Zhou Wu Zheng, the contrast was too great, so I couldn't tell for a while, and finally it was the safest to lie tightly in my mother's arms, otherwise wow wow cry, hum!

You have meaty words,

I've got wow wow whoa!

Son to Lao Tzu,

Let's see who's beating whom!

After coming out, I have to share my mother with my father, and I have to always watch out for my father, everyone has also seen it in the text, I have to fight wits and courage with the big bad wolf since a few months, but my father still loves me very much, and I also love my father in the absence of my mother, adults once said that loving children is loving their own lover, and you can see at a glance from the extent that your father loves me, how much Dad loves Mom.

Once when my mother was not at home, my father hugged me and kissed me, saying, "Xiao Jump, Mom is Dad's favorite in this life, and you are my most proud work." ”

I had goosebumps all over my body, and my mother said that my father and I were both masters of meaty words.

"Mom, what I'm talking about at my age is cute, and what I'm saying at my father's age is disgusting, you have to treat it differently. ”

It's a pity that my mother was still amused by my father's meaty words for a lifetime, and even was 'imprisoned' in the army willingly, and when I graduated from elementary school, I also understood that my mother was not very attentive to serious work, so I let my sister and I study hard and do our current things well, but she, alas, forget it, is not as knowledgeable as a woman, not to mention that I can't do without this woman.

Mom and Dad are very affectionate, especially Dad is not honest with his hands and feet, as long as he sees Mom for no more than a minute, he must first hug him, and then touch Mom's hair, or kiss Mom while I don't see it, Mom once called her a gray wolf, I think it's almost, it's a lustful wolf.

But he led me to the street, there were many modern girls on the street, and some people even took the initiative to greet her, and even women kissed him, I blushed in my father's arms, but my father was expressionless, I took the opportunity to test and said: "Dad, beauty!"

I saw my father glaring at me and said, "No vision, this is called a beauty? How can your mother be so good-looking? Your mother is the most beautiful, they are all salt-free." ”

I couldn't help but think that when I got home, I said to the fat girl from Uncle Li Jiaojian's house, who came to visit, "Do you want to be beautiful?"

The fat girl was still stupid and didn't know the taste of sorrow, she nodded stupidly, I immediately took the salt from the kitchen, the salt was too high, but I could build a stool to climb up, and get the salt and sprinkle it in the fat girl's pocket, but the fat girl took it out to play, put it in her mouth, and cried in her eyes.

My father was a little scared, and then I thought about it, isn't it just a little salt? Our family is not short of money, my father's salary is n times higher than my mother's, n is the n power of n, the money is in a drawer in the closet, there are a lot of them, my mother couldn't bear to ask me: "Xiao Jump, what do you want to do? ”

"Mom, if you don't have salt, you're an ugly girl! I said cutely.

Seeing how well I can talk, the adults no longer hold me accountable for my faults, but laugh without an image, my wisdom bubbled out, and immediately said what my father said that day, and sure enough, my mother glared at my father, and my father's face turned a little red in front of Uncle Li and Aunt Cui.

Aunt Cui hugged me with a very good eye and said, "Oh, Xiao Jump is making my sister beautiful, right?"

I nodded with wide eyes and said, "Well, my sister is pretty, and it's even more beautiful with salt." ”

"Poop!" in exchange for a fragrant kiss.

After Uncle Li's family of three left, I was busy disassembling the Transformers alone, and I heard my mother say to my father: "You, others don't know and think you're a stuffy gourd, but in fact, you are the most sassy, and you have broken Long Xiaoyue, and we Xiaoyue can't be like you when we grow up." ”

I immediately threw down King Kong and promised, "Mom, I'm not sassy, I'm fragrant." ”

After speaking, he threw himself into his mother's arms and let her smell it.

When I was a child, there were a lot of stories about Meng Dou, most of them were calculated by my father's friendliness, and sometimes I wanted to open it, and my father was locked up in the mountains and old forests (his unit was in the mountains, so I gave him this nickname. Dad was locked up in the deep mountains and old forests, and when he came back twice a week, I didn't fight with him, but he was admitted to graduate school, and he and his mother planned to love eating raw food as a family of three, and he actually lied to me, and my heart was so cold.

So when it comes to loving food, I will work with him, let me share the bed, I will follow his example, he can't do without his mother, can I leave?

Okay, that's all for my childhood, let's talk about another member of my family, my sister Yuan Maomao, I don't know what the grievances of the older generation are, from my point of view, I'm very happy to have a beautiful sister who doesn't need to sprinkle salt, especially my sister never says a word to outsiders, but chatters to me, we are in a school, she often comes to see me, and even goes to our boys' dormitory to dry my quilt, wash clothes, and even wash my pants and socks, every time I am embarrassed, my sister said: " I'm your sister, and I'm my sister in my mother's absence!"

Since she often came to me, the male classmates in my class kept asking me, "Your sister is so beautiful." ”

"Is your sister still here today?"

"Long Junxuan, ask your sister out after evening self-study?"

I scared them away with just one sentence, and I said righteously, "My dear uncle is the headmaster here!"

Later, I took the initiative to find my sister, and by the way, I gave her the dirty clothes, you also know that I love to be clean, but boys are a little lazy after all, and I have a lot of clothes, but they don't look good there, not to mention that my grandparents are old, I can't trouble them, and let my father see so many dirty clothes and stare at people again,

I was going to ask the principal of Long University to suggest setting up a laundry room and washing clothes for free once a week, no more than 5 kilograms at a time, but I didn't expect the principal of Long University to smile and say: "Xiao Jump's suggestion is good, but 5 kilograms is a bit too much, Xiao Jump, who taught your mathematics?"

I rolled my eyes and joked, "Report to Principal Long University, please call me Long Junxuan, my math is taught by Luo Dahai, the physical education teacher." ”

"You, haha!" Principal Long smiled without a figurative expression.

Later, people said that I was a living treasure.