Dragon Jump

Later, I suggested to the president of Long University: "The school system should be stricter, kill the squinting eyes of male students, and be like in ancient times, and do not look at girls when they see indecent behavior." ”

Don't you say that the principal of Long University laughed after hearing this, and it didn't take long for us to add a course "Disciple Rules", do you say that I am not cocooned and self-bound, and I dare not tell others.

There are a lot of interesting things when I was a child.,It's a little less in the text.,It's estimated that it's not a grandmother.,I'm still a worried life.,What do I have to worry about.,Sometimes I'm tired to see my mother enjoy it and feel very satisfied.,For example, I have to check how many bags I have when I go out.,Especially my mother's handbag.,And mobile phones.,Keys.,Wallets, etc.?

"One, two, three, four, um? Mom, what about the bag you just mentioned?" I asked my mother anxiously.

"Oops, I forgot to go to the small table where I bought clothes just now, Jianbing, go and get them back!" said my mother anxiously.

Alas, this mother, fortunately with me, otherwise a dress of several hundred dollars would have disappeared.

When I got home, my mother rewarded me with a kiss, and then proudly said: "My family Xiaoqiao is the most worried, is Jianbing genetic, like you? ”

Although I am only five years old, I have to talk about my daughter-in-law standard, since I am so advantageous, then I have to honor my mother, and secondly, my father and grandparents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, uncles, cousins, cousins...... Yes, there are also sisters and fat girls, if I can do this, then I will consider it.

Another time my mother was picked up by my father, I saw my mother who was thin into a handful of bones, hugged her and couldn't help crying, my mother was not easy to grow meat, the meat grew slowly, and she lost weight very quickly, I cried and shouted: "Dad, what do you think of my mother?

Dad's eyes were slightly red, I guess he was hiding somewhere to cry, right? Dad's tears never flowed out easily, but he cried for his mother several times, and after eavesdropping on his parents' conversation, he realized that the soul tunnel almost made me lose my mother, if it wasn't for Uncle Yuan Wei~

I made up my mind to be good to Sister Maomao, so after Sister Maomao arrived at my house, I was all for help, so I was also negligent, forgetting that girls also like dolls. (Long Xiaoyue: Don't say grandma, dear grandma!Can I become the male number one?Can I say a few more words?~.)

Needless to say: Hmm~)

In Xinsheng School, I have the best relationship with my sister, I help her keep an eye on the admirer who harasses her, she helps me block my suitor, ouch, who calls me the school grass, she is the school flower, but then my sister went to college and left, but I have no one to care, now the surrounding flowers and plants as long as a little color to me, I am very annoyed, and go to talk to the principal of Long University, but he smiled and said: "Long Junxuan, what era is it now? ”

I was shocked, of course I didn't have glasses, I was still unconvinced to find the aunt Luo Xiaona, there are rules in Xinsheng School, and the English teacher must be in English, otherwise the English teacher can refuse to answer, and Luo Xiaona teacher after talking, let me be even more overwhelmed, at that time Luo Xiaona teacher said in English: "The change of concept of the principal of Long University is inspired by Luo Xiaoyu, go back to your mother to ask." ”

So I struggled for two years in this environment, and when I reached the third year of high school, I don't know if it was too much psychological pressure or facing graduation, and more girls came to talk to me, and some people even said: "Long Junxuan, let's pretend to talk to someone, right? It's like pairing food in ancient times, ah? I'm sorry, I didn't say you were a eunuch, it was Plato, ah? No." ”

I was speechless, but I understood, but I have to ask my mother about this kind of thing first, although it involves the relationship between men and women, but this is not a joke in the face of the college entrance examination, and they are from the past.

"Mom, is it reliable to talk to someone in high school?" I asked, leaning on my mother's shoulder.

Although I was already seventeen years old and one meter nine, my mother reacted differently from others at that time, she stomped her feet and pointed at her father and said, "It's all you, you are so tall! Now Long Xiaoyue is so young, only one meter nine, and he can't grow any longer, and when the time comes, he will be like Mu Tiezhu, and his daughter-in-law will not be able to marry." ”

I can't marry a daughter-in-law? And at this moment, my mother turned her head when she heard my question, and she said in horror: "It's useless to fall in love in high school, and you can't go to college~!

At this time, my father came over and said, "Now if you don't have the heart to talk about it, just review your homework well, there are many better ones in college, pick slowly, hey! Luo Xiaoyu! Who has harmed you all your life, you have enjoyed half a lifetime of happiness, you know?"

I looked at my mom and dad, they all know that little bit of, it's that dad had a crush on mom when he was very young, and he waited for the rabbit to finally catch it, but my dad is the most discerning dad in the world.

I listened to my father's words to study with peace of mind, and finally was admitted to a prestigious university, I heard the president of Long University say that my father was in the top ten in Mianshui at that time, I was better than him, and now Hanshui ranks first, and ranks in the top five in S Province, but when I apply for volunteers, I am polarized, my grandparents let me go to the military school, my grandparents let me go abroad, my mother said to go to the railway, my father despised her and said, "You haven't been in the railway enough?"

"How can I stay enough? I have been locked up by you for so many years, and I have not done my job for many years, and I have not completed the business Long Xiaoyue to complete. Mom said aggrievedly.

Every time the two quarrel, their mother wins, of course, this is because the father does not have the same knowledge as her, he said: "Only villains and women can't be raised, but wives have to be raised!"

In the end, I listened to my grandmother's words and went abroad, the main reason is to protect Sister Maomao, don't think crookedly, I don't have the mind of sister and brother love, there are countless beauties in the world, don't stir around in a pot, not to mention that I promised Grandpa Yuan to protect Sister Maomao.

Of course, Grandpa Yuan taught me Tai Chi very carefully, this few people know, every morning I pretend to read and go to the last corner of the school, which is where Grandpa Yuan lives - Tai Chi Yuan, this name is given by me, at first everyone called it in private, and then it was officially used here by Luo Miaotang, and a plaque was hung, do you say this is plagiarism?

Grandpa Yuan sometimes led me out of the school from the side door next to the school, to the Guanyin Temple, I realized that the school and the Guanyin Temple is so close, the current Guanyin Temple can be big, in the morning when the garden is opened, the incense continues.